1. Since the two prostitutes claiming to be a graduate of a prestigious university, I now generally claimed to illiteracy!
2. Remember ... a woman must eat tasty fun good sleep, once exhausted, we have another woman to spend the money, we live in the room, we slept husband,
bubble we boyfriend, also fight we
children.
3. Good dog does not get in the way, are roadblocks get in the way!
4. Bed, money, moon, light; clothing, lost ground, the cool!
5. Not to coquettish shaking, the move to the YD world
6. So many people despise me, you think you are?
7. I actually doubt the system of irrigation, by my side and no taps. Oh ... see, who has a ...
8. To pick Mature, good pulling skirt.
9. Driving it can certainly be a rookie!
10. My name is JACK, my wife would always complain about me. (JACK SLOW ########)
11. Luck led prostitution.
12. Water can carry a boat, can also porridge! A stream that the said: Huai just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
14. If you can not wear the wedding dress to your woman, then do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned!
15. I do not like only a woman on a bed many times, but like many women, only the last bed.
16. Memories can be misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ...
17. Long a bun like to not blame the dog to follow ...
18. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of teammates like pigs!
19. Study hard for the
Chinese! Much is a pack of
Chinese a lot ...
20. No health insurance and life insurance, after dark Do not courageous ...
21. You can not make everyone happy, because not all are human!
22. Successful women are not afraid of shame!
23. As long as the girl from a virgin to the woman and successfully, the boy changes from a virgin man needs to hone repeated. !
24. In fact, treatment of urinary frequency do not have to buy less expensive drugs, money to buy a monkey flower Ermao rubber band can be.
25. Day the couple hundred days grace, the couple hundred days en en en.
26. Friends you will walk away today, please did this white girl.
27. Braised trotter dish tastes good. If you do not think so, it only shows you are a pig.
28. Debate on the two
children, one child said: One day is day! One child said: day that day!
29. Clothes make the man 温故, hard to picture painted dragon tiger bone Mianzhang ...
30. Please give my love left, love sugar sugar please give the middle finger.
31. Walking in the street of a mung bean, walked,
babyliss hair trimmers, stepped on a lemon, it becomes a [capers feet] ...
32. Swallow, wearing bikinis, oh fly fly East to the West ...
33. One-third of the heavens, seven by the hard work, No victories of a hair.
34. Grow up ... I'll call you ... um, 140 pounds, and to lose weight ah!
35. Blanket wife boring days of March, spring, such as wine Liu Ruyan blanket ...
36. Smoked cigarettes for taking the time pumping drawer results begin ventilation hood exhaust pumping out my whole body was twit
ching cramps ah damn I look less abstract pumping ...
37. Flying is actually more than 7-Day Tour of Hong Kong more attractive are: 3P five-day tour of Hainan.
38. A ########## man to fly south, while arranged in a In this two-day weather forecast is always listening to English weather, do not know weather it Shashi Hou to be Chinese!
40. A key fell into the pit, is dyed yellow, rivers and lakes called him I was in the same room, you are Ge; I am the wind and, you are Li; I am capable, you will ...
42. Although in reality I was fat, but in the game, I was an orc ...
43. My table, a few, and countless ... I married the uncle, countless ...
44. Of gold, always spend all of; a mirror, always reflecting the ...
45. When all the people, leave me, you advised me to be patient so the monkey ...
46. A girl writing a love letter to Li Shansi, and personally handed him, saying:
a girl writing a love letter to the Keqing Wen, and personally handed him, saying: > there is a girl writing a love letter to the beard device, and personally handed him, saying: > 47. Gold men have young, I cut down the whole legs, and even blocks of copper did not find it!
48.春眠不觉晓, Everywhere Birds Are Singing, night comes wind and rain, the flowers of many!
49. Finally, inevitably become an animal lover ... Today you do not s
peak her, she let others s
peak tomorrow!
50. Give me a ship of a woman, I can call myself exhausted and death of people!