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22127658 2008 年 12 月 09 日 20:31 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Category: Personal Diary
One day , Three Little Pigs to escape the big bad wolf to catch up, and the construction of three cottages. Big bad wolf blowing without effort ruined thatched huts, brick house, three little pigs are running desperately, but I think the big bad wolf to catch up. Three Little Pigs, said in despair, I'll leave it. We gave up, as you like. At this time, smirking wolf, keep saliva,
tory burch 2011, said:
Seller: Yes, Dove, and also Le Conte's.
buyers: I mean the phone!
Seller: Oh, a reminder by you so I know that I was selling mobile phones
buyers: an expensive phone, I might as well buy a laptop Computer
Seller: also, I think you stand in the crowd, the notebook open, attached to the shape of the ear while listening to some cool phones
CEOs on the secretary said: things. , can not go to Beijing. wife not to Beijing. You play. with their own never buy. Once, when he was seen holding the paper, people said angrily: You be it!
hit a couple of laps, intermission, an old man to the toilet, the other three he began to chat up an old man ... ...
Toshiaki mentioned his son, could not help but cocky what:
... ... Dirac to his friends,
Angry men around the woman should be cherished - Q! you lose unbeaten home Well! > while ago, he actually even made a house to his friends! really do not understand what he was thinking ... ... > He said:
saw an old man deeply explore the fourth breath ... ... saying:
But long ago, do not know what went Goushi Yun, someone gave him a diamond ring,
It was also sent to Cadillac, as well as individuals get a house for him! wonder of wonders you say ah ... ... > North River elderly man, was the Russian rescue team rescued from the rubble, a look around all blond foreigner, uncle said: ! to day.; Father just in the window, when the shock rejection of his house opposite the water tower, ah, with a hula hoop the same. Father enjoyed for a while, call one of the sentence: old woman, ~ `Come quickly, which towers Rejection slightly ....
primary impression is extremely serious when the squad leader, a self-study courses, classroom voices, the squad leader to maintain order after several had had enough, stand up and pound the table shouted one: Who will lock, interrupted his mouth! !! ... ...
quiet afternoon cooking class, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: Toilet out loud to us, said: (Note: 4 bowl, small bowl 3.5)
called a small bowl of noodle,
do not feel full after eating
then changed the results come across a restaurant for dinner
acquaintances
dinner,
but also drink a lot of people,
finished eating, said his bill
unhappy!
going to play cards and then to the hotel stimulation to
to open the house to play cards,
hit 2:00 when the results,
do not want to win someone else has played,
tory burch flats,
went home, leaving him,
feel very unhappy, br> At this time the phone rings Hotels:
you need service, Mr. Will?!
his blood boiling, and called to a special service,
just finished off clothes,
few people will break into He suddenly stupid .... due to absenteeism for 15 days,
then, he has already turned green!
just got home, originally thought his wife would be kind of comfort,
did not think it is a divorce settlement,
He seems to feel the hell,
then divorced helpless (children now aged 1-18 years of age all support payments borne by him),
tragedy just happened ...
met him I then said something in this life can not forget the words:
knew I would eat a bowl of noodle was ....!!
buyers: the boss, the phone's call quality OK?
Seller: Samsung's generally very good
buyers: I have bought several mobile phones will not work, can not hear what they say.
Seller: Oh
buyers: What do you recommend I should buy
Seller: hearing aids
His research is now three, has never had experience of love in his senior year, because he has been classroom on a regular study hall, has also been noted that a classroom of girls on the self-study, and, Coincidentally,
tory burch bags, the girl sitting in front of him each time. More and more he liked her, but he was not shy of any move, just silently watch her back every night.
the second semester of senior year has been no study hall, in order to love the girl, he is still a daily study hall when he told the secret of my dorm mates after the unanimous decision of the other six guys to help him take the first step. So, that night, seven people went to the classroom. However, no matter how my dorm mates encourage him out he is a critical first step courage, my dorm mates reluctantly said: , decided the next day anyway confession to his beloved girl.
next night, he was scheduled to see her. After an upsurge of emotion, such as needle felt,
tory burch sandals, and so the process of sitting, the inner two small children fierce battle the 1800 round, and finally, the romantic knight victory. He gave her a note: After reading the note the girl began to pick up books, finished, and stood up and turned to ask him: > I have a few pages Meikan Wan. You pull what I eat ....
. a man to the doctor. The doctor asked: what disease? male answer is: not allowed to laugh after watching! doctor said: Do not laugh. The man to take off underwear. reflected only a small fire wood stick crude JJ. The doctor laughed. The man angrily: You laugh, get swollen 3 days
a woman with a suckling child to restaurants, which is the child crying, a woman quickly pulled up the clothes
waiter came to stop
furious women: Is it not okay?
Waiter A: televised bosom can, but can not bring their own drinks.
listeners, perhaps you just turn on the radio and ask you to broadcast again, this program has been broadcast over.
you know that Jin Yong wrote 14 books can be connected into a couplet it? Reliance God Xia Pi mandarin duck treasure porridge.
a monk carrying water to eat,
two boys water to eat,
three monks Landlords,
four monks playing mahjong,
five monks? play Fuwa
【Do you like my angel's face, or the devil's body?】 【
I like your sense of humor.】
Lady Meng Jiang crying on the Great Wall dry red wine, White Snake stealing Ciba.
Hamlet tell you that you are?】 【I
Libra!】 【... ...】
someone bought a vat of wine on the outside.
the first day, less wine 1 / 4.
he was angry, posted in the bucket > the third day, the wine only 1 / 4
someone said to him:
front of a movie ... Actor Actress: Are you kidding? the subtitles: you Katie you?
Female protagonist: No, I am serious!! time subtitles ...: No! I Cerritos child!
Xiaoming an English class,
Men should read the love story - Qzone log, suddenly urgency, stand up and say ;,
teacher said, ahead alone in the scorching desert sun go thirsty walk, saw a bottle in front of sand, he went to pick it up there to open the stopper
smoke after a while there was a wizard
Wizard wrote: Thank you for saving me ! I can meet you three wishes
this person is in the case of this miserable situation of such wonders why it was very serious about a lot
I want to be white and fat,
Old marriage character is very accurate - Qzone log, and I no longer want an extraordinary person! 。。。。。。。。。。
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a toilet
have a classmate read ########ographic photos of forgotten hidden.
seen by his father, training him to a little more training, then training the next morning also.
this friend last straw,
tory burch shoes!
with his mom, how I see it, I have 24, is pulled out of the stud dog has!
one old man riding a motorcycle every day from Canada into the United States, the border police find it very strange.
one day, the police will then people stopped by and asked:
will not stand it and then stopped for the old man: Write an article of not less than 800 words, in addition to poetry genre Open.
topics: pre-emptive suffer after the start with 0 points
see how the students answered essay:
first put the cup to put sand stone and water, if asked to put a water glass full, do not put a stone on the inside, that is, if I test into university before enrollment in the university must open up the relationship between gift-giving to enter university, college admission if full, even if there is that time again could not get a hard relationship. Unfortunately, the teacher not to carry out an assignment early, or I have to get an assignment out of gift-giving trust relationship..
classic jokes with the teachers college entrance essay reviews
far, came a female girl.
【Comments: I wanted to see the girl under the male ... ...】
as my father loved me like family.
【Comments: You always will afford the trash picked up from your dad's?】
Premier Zhou is the country's rich and powerful vision of independence, in his heart that only four characters: to serve the people!
【Comments: Maybe your language teacher can tolerate you, but your math teacher will not forgive you!】
I hope to have a healthy legs, a smart brain ... ...
【Comments: ibid】
have a low self-esteem called self-confidence, there is a fall called the crawl from.
【Comments: This is a new era for the students of Socrates】
many of my students to be admitted to military or police academy, at the eyes to do.
【Comments : do?! shaking gave ... ... how do?!】
tippler know: no grudge, when the length of the beginning of time ... ...
【Comments: Ouyang Xiu Su Shi TO : We return cooked cooked, as I told you that you're stealing!】
live a pastoral life in the paradise of the Tao wrote ...
【Comments: Well ... ... ... ... In fact, I admit I can not guarantee Mr. Lin Bulao certainly not the Tao of the neighbors.】
when by Yu Zhong Ziqi fell for the piano when he was looking for is a mountain stream, sound of the piano is his vision.
【Comments: identified as the space shuttle paper!】
Han Yu, Liu Bang to fight along with the day ... ...
【Comments: Also identified the text of a space shuttle!】
Marie Curie invented the fish radium, and her vision realized ... ...
【Comments: Marie Curie to die so you are wrong ... ... who knows the torpedo It turned out to have radiation!】
by Sima Qian in the brutal castration, the insults and alleys, because he knew that how?!】
Qian subjected to castration, the short legs and had to endure the pain ... ...
【Comment: I beg you! Qian Grandpa castration is enough】
being implemented Fuxing after Sima Qian, regardless of physical decay, writing eternal farewell completely silent ... ...】
generation man named Sima Qian voluntary castration, because the vision of his mind - that is, no one Datang their history books, so he bit the bullet for the Datang completed Records of the Historian seeking students are, you will pity the elderly people, he's had enough ... ...】
because, Pigs = eat + sleep,
I = eat + sleep + learning ;
Therefore, I = pig + learning.
【Comments: Really ... ... I was very moved, this is the simple working people, and profound dialectic.】
hen chicks to Health students for several days.
【Comments: I see, poor hen - I finally understand that compared to the pain, eggs 2.8 yuan a catty how cheap!】
our family three, father and mother and sister.
【Comments: dare to ask - Who are you?】
What is TELL? is an example against the three examples
【Comments: your language teachers to commit suicide ... ...】
trio into a tiger is the combined power of three people as powerful as the tiger, so we should unite.
【Comments: The above language teacher who, you do not mind the resurrection Suicide for once again ... ...】
Po Chai Yin said: You are the wind, I was the sand; Confucius small study hard and get back classics do not know how familiar, once Beijing exam, work pays off finally admitted to the
【comments: Po Chai will pop songs, the original reading of classics of Confucius.】
sworn brother Zhang Fei Song Jiang to help him out from the prison, and with the exile.
【Comments: Zhang Fei really long life ah..】
Life is like a glass of water, flat faint; but like a cup of sugar in the water, sweet; also like a glass of boiled water with salt salty.
【Comments: This ... ... or boiled water it?】
Do you think you are lucky you?
A: Lucky ass, lard is increasing in price, I was thin to be like this!
Q: Why did you do eat charcoal? (good and the level of Press)
A: Do you think I do not want to eat sweet potatoes ah!
Q: Do you saved out of, you know you're buried below the number of days you?
A: You pig, pig, knowing that I was asked, where I will count ah!
Q: Do you have relatives you?
A: How many brothers and sisters were sold to the slaughterhouse before the earthquake had I do not know still do not sow the house next door?
Q: lost loved ones, what do you think? (yes you, what do you think?!)
A: (pig) heart pain very sad.
Q: Do you like the name of the museum do you play?
A: do not like, many users are read upside down!
Q: Your yard collapse , and what do you think?
A: Nothing feelings, not my pigsty!
Q: Are you going to do the report group to make a speech?
A: The collapse of a pigsty when I've been crying for a return, and I do not want to cry every day, every day to do the report, and now pork you go again - I would also like long dart it!
Q: If you make a wish, your wish?
A: I hope that know the earthquake, but how do I run out, ah, I have only bad earthquake so I can ran ...
pigsty violent cattle Google interview
Interviewer: Does this students from the first is how you know our company?
students: accident with Baidu search to.
Interviewer: ... ... (sweat)
Interviewer: Well, you know the GOOGLE the core of what drives competitive advantage?
students: Chinese search engine ah!
Interviewer: ... ... ... ... (Kuanghan)
Interviewer: Well, if you GOOGLE like an advertisement for the language, how would you say?
students: no trace of her thousands of Baidu ~ ~
interviewer directly hematemesis weighs ... ... ... ... ... ...
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