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138011 2010 年 09 月 27 日 21:16 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: laugh
1. You do not louder Pay!
2. The original will, speak, I thought I was blind then.
3. The tailor did not want to cook is not a good driver.
4. Who does not know him, who has not eaten pork.
5. Chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that uncle to give you a smile
6. Go its own way, who to say who said go!
7. I am a second-hand scientist
8. We all do not go ah finish, I invite you to eat --- to go to who pays.
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10. Tieling several stations in the United States do worse!
11. Yo, that White House - just brush the pulp.
12. This aircraft is also a diesel.
13. People always want to do some good to do some evil spirits that do not always let the spirits know that we are too embarrassed to ghost
spend two hundred yuan to buy a young pig, child, children squeak squeak children to drink water, Gaba Gaba eat beans, threw wall solution, squeak child is heard, you guessed how --- dead!
14. Animals (people) and sharp eyes
15. Broken to give him money (lucky money)
16. He can fart into the chrysanthemum white pants collapse of children with children
17. God is not here to stay, to stay its own does not leave God at the Lord everywhere, I on the rail!
18. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed, because there are two women behind me.
19. Want to be famous, first books came out of the book, the first accident ~!
20. Simon Tai Guanren and the lotus of the true love story ~ ~
21. Can not serve the country across the land, the husband who I am!
22. Too poor to use the nunchaku lyrics version ... fast. Hum ha ~ ~ ~ This is done by you in two deaths and that the ~ ~ ~
23. Eh ~ ~ This student, too rare to recruit people, and I, I believe you when I godfather. , The foster parent, sitting, inside,
24. American Goddess Well, this hand holding the torch, this hand holding the book, which tells us that power is also learning.
25. I married my wife she is my younger brother and sister started
26. Well not that cut some flesh from the thigh down across the board more than 1 kg, eat good meat, you come to the old woman took his hands trembling, watched, too fat.
27. Fan daughter to rogue insult. Stood up, carrying her basket, said: scared me, I thought grab the egg
28. To half a bottle of beer .. we get drunk ..
29. Scientists did not survive the fight is not it
30. So I have money to buy pieces to lead children's clothes.
31. He does not like to go out to play on the traditional reading room like the various versions of the Golden Lotus has
32. The old man got left a tooth, the results also Seya eat it! - Eating lotus root sets Yaner inside the
33. Their families do not go picking thing to lose
34. Your shameless appearance, quite the charm when I was young.
35. This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ...
36. Mountain beasts Yunzhong Yan, fresh sea land and sheep, hedgehog nests shark fin, bear's paw scallop Luk Mei tip! Bypassing the cheek, put aside after the molar. Food, such as the Yangtze River water, like a clean sweep, just like a box of soil down ... ...
37. Based on a rice pancake bread to eat.
38. Last drink, took the chopsticks chicken claw, eat a half.
39. Lobster, crab, ha ha! I love to eat the shell! Waiter, give him to offer seeds
40. From Today onwards, I no longer eat lobster on the cake was.
41. Table was four dishes, open the first look, ha! Nice! Laocu peanuts! Open the second, the better! Laocu peanuts! Third open, peanuts, no vinegar! A look at the fourth , a plate of vinegar!
42. My appetite you know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate the four could not eat, I say: can not eat, but also home to eat it later.
43. I've never had soared too far to bike, BMW, only to see it running away in the sunset, my engine is not bad, but my pedal is broken!
44.901 flight, bound by the dozen Xizhimen Zhongguancun, 5 yuan fare,
cheap paul smith, please check. You said it was more interesting. There was shouting crew stations, fast large seat on the faster children, children with large blocks.
45. The couple may not feeling good, feeling good is not necessarily the couple; crosstalk master would not necessarily say that comic, the singer does not read musical notation.
46. It took root noodles a barrel lock to open a packet of instant noodles able to open a cell.
47. Stroll tired, he sat here, take this dog, while high, come in and are wondering: This is someone's twins ah?
48. I bought 50 good vehicle - Alto, Alto, Alto ... ...! With wire dart up, open up with the train!
49. Primary school for a decade, middle school years, I was named the school's most familiar faces, new teachers come inside the school are related to what I have learned ... ...
50. Take a job, earn bin took three hundred thousand ... ... a look at the drawings, cover a 40 meter chimney, and other cover, and people to have a look, play me a pass, drawings look down, people make dug wells.
51. Take what? My mother to take the eggs. I eat. Do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few. I guess you give me one. I guess you have to give you these two. 5?
52. Crosstalk good! Promote truth, goodness and beauty, Huo Xiang Zheng Qi.
53. Crosstalk that you listen to patriotic. Our neighborhood had a child, will be seven or eight foreign national language, what in English, Japanese, Korean, language of Yugoslavia, the North Slavic, West Bluff language ... ... Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion against the squalling like he can not weight! Tell him you heard Go listen to crosstalk.
54. There was a chance to make money placed in front of me, but I do not cherish. The opportunity is gone, I am repentant. If God can give me a chance, I hope that with the village head said: I am willing to go. If not let me add that in front of a wage limit, I hope it is: 400
55. This thing is not far, the family has to go back to ask the elderly in the Spring and Autumn Period --- ah.
56. Difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
either beat you, I told you fell out ~
57. The house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain at times too great, the whole family went to the shelter on the street.
58. Guan Dezhao it? I told you had this? I told you, but this!
59. What is your name, as you do not say, ah, you said considered swear.
60. You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
61. Thank you for encouraging a person to me!
62. The number of people, I am pleased to ah.
63. I am a scientist, scientists Daoxing.
64. Crosstalk pay attention to four subjects: pit. Mongolia. Po. Cheat!
65. Everyone is willing to listen is willing to listen ah ah ah still willing to listen? Pick your own, I will not be forced.
66. Accustomed to at home on the kang.
67. The third floor of friends ....... are you!!! (Holding: It has the third floor of thing)
68. This two-day cold, cough, not merely money out ~
69. Crosstalk many are compiled to this is true.
70. We two walked out I will let you see what you've seen my tattoo also pattern with B Crayon society do?
71. Legal matter I had killed him
72. Do not even eat noodles? Ah you forget our roots! ! !
73. I am the artist more than a week ~~~~~
74. A dollar six hand grenades, let me throw you a hundred dollars!
75. You can fire me? This sale is my
76. You see your face .. the green light to eat spinach, Popeye your dad ah ..
77. I want to marriage, nothing is required to be fair and clear point .. ~
78. 80 ....... after us after 1880
79. Jin Yong's call, with the PHS Hello? Hey! By!
80. Qingming Shangfen map, one to the Ching Ming ah, those were widows ah. . . . . .
81. See symphony, his father stood up Him: No grandson saw this .....
82. I do not do outside, and I have a synonym for virtue of chastity, just like I went to the arch where there
83. What a mess, restaurants, no lobster feet long, to give me copies of Braised cake.
84. Golgi teaches us:
85. He did not know even the neighborhood, but also consider the world are alien!
86. Buy a bottle of mineral water, drank curse - a ########!
87. All come to see you. S da? You really had to listen to
88. This week the two under the rain, the first three days, the second four-day
89. The door opens, down two small nurses, O `` `` thief pretty long, 1 meter in seven months, big eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou, a small waist and wide section is satisfied with the retired flight attendants like, You see !!!
90. Ask a hundred women, how to set their own good law, that is, do not take photos posted on the Internet, (referring to Yu Qian) in Edison!
91. Long with the accident scene like!
92. I have one army, my brother tubes they call, they called me brother, and my chief of staff called the pheasant!
93. Will you be my girlfriend before the next one up?
94. I have to open 3 step, and so exciting
95. At best you ########## male 九号 for ...
96. I watch old and expensive, original 350,000, kick off 420 ....
97. 400 points was sent to the north of the
98. Hear their love, do not listen to die!
99. President to order? Do not ask, speculation that the the!
100. There recruit children to cut, cut dead children did not move.
101. In this way, education is also a good rogue !!!
102. Thank you for the silent encouragement.
103. I do not contribute to the social harm is a
104. Like you enough to shoot 5 minutes
105. I kill you believe. What did not survive the rogue beating.
106. Face of cardiac care hair
107. Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right
108. Back then I'm a fool, and very simple! Blame him .....
109. Friends from afar is not enough you have to se the ~
110. After all, dancing looking pipe.
111. Just as I was uncomfortable when I see my girlfriend, and her boyfriend in a
112. xx of the fathers which ......
113. If I bitch back in love with me
114. There would not be way more people walk, a road is useless
115. The only difference I have with Superman is that I wear pants inside out
116. Squeeze on the people can not. You give me to explain this problem, shut up.
117. Listen to booing thirteen thousand comic 20, and then laugh plus the money
118. Bickering earn more than the banner is not playing?
119. You that have chickens? Waiter:
120. What had to look down, it will be very happy, you're unemployed, who also lost his virginity do that, you do not want your wife, she did not want me to Yeah.
121. I envy you! Envy what ah? So young to know my friends?!
122. Ah attack and had a child with his special master pro. His stomach this teacher a bad water. One day, teach children, said: boy, the family home to see people say nothing else just like him to say The child learned. A home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah, ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. his dad said: I know the truth! his father to put a child said nothing out of the hands of two hundred and told children: Never talk to your mother ah! this child thinking that this would make his fortune ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of the post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying, said: good son, father hug
123.
124. I am the air, ah, severely scolded him that: I give you to get out. (Anxious mouth not agile)
125. Hello my name is Guo Degang, guess what I'm
126. Confucius said: cabbage are good to the arch of the pigs
127. I am the wall, ah, 20 miles to one side, as long as all sides, a large rectangle.
128. I stopped that woman walking on the road for robbery, asked to know is laid-off workers, getting more and more poor, and finally I gave her five dollars
129. Where falls where to lie down
130. I am not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary there is no hard words. . . . . I do not have a dictionary. . . There is no word in my dictionary
131. I did not pot, a stew pot I would have put you a
132. Happy almost broke my teeth!
133. How breaking open the lock of the prison? Wotou
134. Have an English name, the second Baldy
135. Bush has a secretary, called Wang Fugui children
136. I do not bully, bullying, I can not. Call me turn out the lights people are night, put on bed and drew the curtain, sit in front of the computer, playing two lines available to eat three times. I'm not an artist, I can not revitalize the comic, and that Laughed the world a common cause, and I was shaking at best, or the cell phone resting on the table that.
137. Monsters who live there wore Wu Dalang is to make money!
138. Recruitment hooligans took to the streets to
139. Steak to be semi-mature and decisive manner, splashing his face ~ pop ~ ~ cut the blood vessels on the
140. Please Mr. weight! We just sold themselves, not entertainer!
141. Devon community was difficult to get a ticket, the audience in the discipline of votes under the guidance of traffickers have continued to queue up for tickets
143. Thank God for my Luzhu, a Zhengyan Jing, who gave me away?
144. Say one, to say the what? That some practical it
145. I do not often see legal line (do not know who in the loss)
146. From their home in front of a night soil collection vehicle had to go out too salty taste
147. Two messages, a good news, bad news. You have to hear first? The bad news is: we have lost it! Can only eat a cow dung!
148. Who does not know Yu Qian, who has not eaten pork
149. Laughed too Maili Qi, I sweat it all out, you see people do not sweat, the Han people that are reared
150.卡拉是条狗, I wrote, I intend to write a Yu Qian was a pig.
151. Say well would applaud. You see how good today, no one applauding.
152. We all drove back to Beijing, and the teacher as he was higher than ours, we drove him, look down on us from a pedal bike back.
153. Okay! This aircraft as with the big hair, but also with a shake made of glass !...... and expanding, not to report ...... Tianjin Charade not made a big all shift the United States to the United States to go for half a year flew ...... added more than 40,000 oil return.
154. I want to commit suicide, jumping off a building plan, which jumped to my research, 2nd Floor, 20th floor, with not the same as the 2nd floor is >
155. That day I told prejudice in the train station, tickets are not sold, the bias to the front of a pol.ice asked: !
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