-1, melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? - The answer: a fool
2, there are six bread bowl, six children each assigned to one,
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3, with the fastest speed you can put the ice into water? - The answer: the
4, winter, chilly child, into the house refused cap. But he met a man obediently took off his cap, is that man? - Answer: Barber
5, Pharaoh four or 5 times a day to mow the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? - Answer: Pharaoh was a beautician
6, there is a word that everyone will read the erroneous met. What is this word? - Answer: This is the - The answer: he
8, what is the use of egg shell? - The answer: to package the egg pearly and egg yolk.
9, do not have the effort to fight what it is? - Answer: yawn
10, you can do, I can do, we entire do; a person can do, two people can not do attach. This is what to do? - Answer: dream
11, what each person have to be cautious to do every day? - Answer: sleep
12, who is all fearful to take a bath? - Answer: Clay
13, Xiao-Ming, but never got to learn a prototype student, and why? - Answer: Xiao Ming is deaf
14, what the car incapable to shake? - Answer: windmill,
15, which a month twenty-eight days? - Answer: Every month, 28 days
16, you know what class do not you sleep? - Answer: Well as cozy in bed
17, can not drink any wine? - Answer: iodine
18, what is not rotten egg hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? - Answer: examinations of s duck - Answer: In the automobile on the trace
20, when the timer will not go? - Answer: the clock would not go
21, bookstores can not buy any books? - The answer: a suicide memorandum or the secretary
22, what is the narrowest road? - Answer: Yuanjialuzhai
23, what can not eat? - Answer: - Answer: aeroplane parked on the floor
25, flowers blossom all year round is spent? - Answer: plastic bloom
26, what most folk favor to listen to the English alphabet? - Answer: CD
27, who are sick not see a doctor? - Answer: Blind
28, Xiaoming know the papers - the answer: Why has frequently see students? - Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher
29, what is there to make sure the age of the chicken? ------------- Answer: teeth
30, with pummel pummel pummel without breaking eggs, Why? - Answer: Of course not hammer broke
31, boxing winner knocked down easily by whom? - Answer: Sleepy
32, to know what days I do not know, I know you do not know? - Answer: soles broken
33, a person walking on the beach, but backward him, but found no footprints, and why? - Answer: He backwards
34, a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcyclists are right, why? - Answer: truck driver was not pedaling
35, wake up, everyone first thing to do that? - Answer: Open your eyes
36, you can use red to blue pen to write it? - The answer: write a - Answer: spare tire
38, Confucius and Mencius What is the feud? - Answer: The child on the left of Confucius, Mencius, the sub on altitude
39, Why is Amy from the first 3 days of school to an treatise text? - Answer: the first fashion to third-year, two days to learn a course, doing beautiful well!
40, a person can eat up a few eggs in empty stomach? - The answer: a. After eating an blank stomach is not a
41, when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? - Answer: onto the other foot
42, caterpillars home, the father said a word, my father fainted even now, Caterpillar said something? - Answer: Caterpillar, said: - Answer: all dead
44, what is the medium of the Pacific? - Answer: the word is flat
45, the world's smallest isle is? - The answer: on the road asylums
46, a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die geese dead? - Answer: Penguin entity
47, four people in a small house to activity mahjong (no one else is seeing), then the police came, four are gone, but the police to the house they caught a man, why? - The answer: four people playing in the house called - Answer: Zoo
49, what can solve all the mystery? - Answer: The respond
50, what after death will occur? - Answer: the movie people
51, specifically asking people love things people? - Answer: Correspondent
52, who speak the voice of the farthest? - Answer: The caller
53, what is the date of manufacture and expiry date on the same daytime? - Answer: Daily
54, Hsiao Mi, spent a whole night last night in the history textbook, called her the next day my mother was not hard, why? - Answer: She slept with the history books as a pillow
55, can cover the sky with leaves? - Answer: As long for the eyes covered with leaves
56, a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters beyond south, turn right back and asked bull tail Where is North Korea? - Answer: North Korea to
57, Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? - Answer: fear bite his hand
58, the 8 in half, how many? - Answer: 0
59, most people who stammer is the disadvantage? - The answer: to make multinational calls
60, what people laugh and cry? - Answer: mask
61, ID cards out how to do? - Answer: pick it up
62, have a personal walk a laborious path, the front of a tiger, back to the bears, this one is how the past? - Answer: passed out
63, closed two jail inmates, prisoners have ran one night, but the next day watchman opens the door to see, there is too a convict? - Answer: escaped prisoner appointed - The answer: of course cried the Little Ming
65, met with the mouse the cat started to run Why? - The answer: go-and-mouse
66, the left side of the elephant ears like? - The answer: the right ear
67, the needle fell into the sea, how to do? - The answer: buy a
68, a man walking on the beach, looking back can not see their footprints, and why? - The answer: because he backwards
69, a bird flew north from the south to use an hour, but you need to fly south from the north two and a half hours, why? - The answer: not two and a half hours is one hour you
70, who cheat others to lie to myself? - Answer: liar
71, Lee 16 floors to go to talk affair, but he only took the lift to the 14-story establishing, then walk up the stairs, why? - Answer: Lee so short,
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72, a child and an mature hiking in the dark night, a child is an mature son, mature child's father is not , I ask why? - The answer: because they are mother-child relationship
73, what word prevalent throughout the world? - Answer: Arabic numerals
74, in front of a thick and wide and put a large book, how he wanted to cross over can also cross is not in the past, you know what reasons it? - Answer: Because the book on the corner
75,'s longevity hidden? - The answer: keep breathing, do not exhale
76, when the moon to see the biggest? - Answer: When the moon
77, who only go one day a year? - Answer: Santa Claus
78, what an eye, close one eye is better? - Answer: bombard
79, why the child was born only a left eye? - Answer: The only one who had left eye
80, which teeth out of the final long? - Answer: dentures
81, room on fire, how can not pull Xiao Ming opened the door, how will he then be out? - The answer: open the door
82, Lanlan did not get sick, but she mouths, one of a entire night? - Answer: She Chi Guazi
83, what is maximum probable to get virtual deceit? - Answer: Magic
84, there are two faces of the box it? - Answer: Yes! Inside and outside
85, open iron will rust on the outside, then the gold? - Answer: will be stolen
86, take the egg throwing stones, why the eggs did not crash? - Answer: right hand left hand egg throwing stones, eggs, how would crash?
87, - The answer: four
88, Superman and Batman are alter? - The answer: a wear underwear inside, a worn out
89, who heart the worst? - The answer: people who have gastroenteritis.
90, guests brought a basket of strawberries, Babe clamoring to eat strawberries. Mother at home can still say that there is no strawberry Why? - Answer: the guests fair sent a picture
91, he had never seen what my grandfather's grandfather? - Answer: God
92, two couples of father and son go hunting, they every played a brutal duck, but the total was merely 3, why? - Answer: 3 great-grandfather
93, a patient to the hospital to do health checks, and why the doctor said: - Answer: cross-eye
94, what namely dined while green, when eating is red, and spits out black? - Answer: Watermelon
95, why the sun every day than people starting early? - Answer: Because: sleeping late than the sun!
96, a wolf got into the sheep pen, to eat the sheep, why not eat but it was not any eat the sheep? - Answer: Because: there are not sheep pen sheep!
97, have sold, not bought, sold a lot of every day. - Answer: threshold
98, what is the safest ship? - Answer: stop at the coast where the boat
99, a flock of sheep on the hillside, to a flock of sheep. There are a few sheep? - Answer: Yeah, alternatively a team!
100, trying to dream a reality, the first tread should be doing? - The answer: wake.
101, panda biggest repent in life is what? - Answer: No color photos
102, rain, and everyone is impatient to go home, but can have a leisurely walk (he did not clutch an umbrella) was asked why he did not hurry home, he made a remark, the man fainted, what will he say then? - Answer: - Answer: - The answer: buy a paperback, suddenly found the sack money
105, my brother bought three bags of rice, my brother bought two bags of rice, put rice on their home a huge bag, now they have several bags of rice? - Answer: 1 bag m
106, Xiao-Ming exam, 100 points, why call? - Answer: music call
107, Wang was a agreeable soldier, standing guard on responsibility, apparently see the enemy quietly over to touch him, why he has one eye closed one eye? - The answer: he aimed at the antagonist ~
108, why the flickering first met with Zhuangzhuang insisted Zhuangzhuang is to drink milk growing up? - Answer: Zhuangzhuang is a sheep
109, there is one thing, amplify the time to fall down meantime in the meantime will mushroom, what is this? - Answer: See-Saw
110, do everything from the head. - Answer: shaved
111, there is a rooster to arrange egg on the roof, you said eggs will fall from the left or right? - Answer: rooster will not lay eggs
112, Hercules never afford to give what it is? - Answer: He (her) own
113, why the frog jump higher than the tree - the answer: the tree will not jump
114, half-hearted people are people? - Answer: suspicious person, because that person has three centers.
115,80 cm long and 30 cm long red crabs, black crabs sprinting game, who would triumph? - Answer: black crabs. Because red crabs are cooked.
116, a class higher than the general Marshal, when the marshal and general equality? - Answer: chess
117, someone fell into the water will not wet? - Answer: eclipse.
118, Wang was the driver, driving a car chance one day, when the police arrived, they found the car with a dead man, Wang said whether he does things, and why? - Answer: Wang opened the hearse
119, reside up late each day, what animals? - Answer: Panda, which seethe eyes are black.
120, a piglet to sell $ 200,
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121, a person, a boat, a dog, a hare, a cabbage, this person put these three things, transported to the side of the river, the first to mail two? - Answer: First get the dog and cabbage
122, who prefers to be called his best coil - the answer: prison people
123, what is mopping the floor with the cleanest? - The answer: hard
124, why people like to mount? - Answer: Because people are monkeys alteration.
125, the elephant's long nose is how long into it? - Answer: born with.
126, a ship can withstand up to 50 individuals, 49 individuals are immediately sitting, and anew a person, the boat has sunk, and why? - The answer: because it is the submarine
127, the table has a candle and a kerosene lamp, which does the first point? - Answer: matches
128, the zoo's elephants died, why the commander of tears? - The answer: because he thought such a massive pit dug may be exhausted.
129, why are less and less of monkeys? - Answer: all transform people.
130, Xiao Ming, said non-stop all day, why not say a word today? - The answer: because he voice raucous.
131, Why buy current socks with two holes? - Answer: how else to dress
132, Xiaodong school sleep, the teacher said he did not, why? - Answer: the educator did not see
133, why the nag fell into a bowl Daqing drowned? - The answer: a cricket's sobriquet
134, what a bandit caught quickly after the decease discipline? - Answer: squid
135, a caterpillar (eight feet) onto the heap of cow dung, come down to globe after they found only six footprints, and why? - The answer: cow excrement reek, pinch your nose two feet of
136, Why do geese fly south? - The answer: that go also slow, the Fly
137,
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138, normally banquet trays are my father, my father today Why can not the trays later dinner? - Answer: Today, in a canteen as dinner
139, there is a caterpillar to cross the river, in front of the bridge, asked how it was in the past - the answer is: rotate into a butterfly flew past
140, what animals you killed it, but your blood stream? - Answer: Mosquito
141, a rusty probe in at 7:07:07 on July 7, ho month when the air when thrown into the sea tempt Yunnan, what will occur in reaction to ? - Answer: fell submarine
142, what tin not plaster ribs hurt? - Answer: headache.
143, wonderful relationship on the slopes, there are two carts. Came to a head, and asked the man in front: ? - Answer: mother-child relationship
144, breaking what everyone applauded? - Answer: The world log
145, a person fell into the sea, why his hair is not wet? - The answer: because he is bald
146, something that people do not absence to? - Answer: ailment.
147, ten birds in the woods, Xiao-Ming shot and slew one, the other 9 merely we could not fly away, and why? - Answer: Ostrich
148, you see every day what is the biggest shadow? - Answer: night, Earth's shadow
149, blocks down to re-take the house down to what? - Answer: To escape
150, why the hibernating bear will sleep so long? - Answer: Because no one would defiance call it up
151, there is a small hole only 1 cm in diameter, and that a volume of 100 cubic meters of objects skillful to pass the hole, then It is an thing it? - Answer: - The answer: the water, you only to do?
152, Xiao Ming jumped down from the sixth floor, why not injured? - Answer: He turned to the apartment to jump.
153, class, teacher asks the students: You understand him - the answer: What is it? - Answer: Globe
154, where the wealthy angora? - Answer: Angora rabbit body
155, Why do goldfish always seem foolish? - The answer: it had head irrigation.
156, a grandfather to the bridge, in front of the wolf, emulated along the tiger, grandfather how to do? - Answer: faint
157, the son of your grandfather's father's mother's aunt's aunt's uncle's uncle narrate you what is the relationship? - Answer: relative!
158, a rectangular carton, with eight angles and 8 edges, will tear from the rectangular carton open, a few left corner, a few side? - Answer: There are 8 corner, eight side!
159, the first grade of the East have not studied foreign language, why would write foreign words? - Answer: He wrote the Arabic numerals.
160, black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? - Answer: black chicken. Because the black chicken will be the next white eggs, white chicken eggs, not the black!
161, why the teacher saw Andy knew his father was left-handed? - Answer: Because he's the right face has five marks.
162, you killed an animal, why the flow of their own blood. - Answer: Because killing a mosquito is suck their blood
163, there is one thing, you can use the left hand, can not use right hand, this thing is. - The answer: his right hand
164, centipedes and geckos mantis family in your guest, soy sauce, cooking, it was found not peckish, centipede volunteered to go out and buy, but not long behind, exactly what happened ? - Answer: Open the door and found the centipede was still sitting front shoes
165, who are not cumbersome to her hair? - Answer: monk
166, a dog and a frog swimming tournaments are usually frogs swim rapid, why the dog in a race won? - The answer: because it was the rules of the game is the permissible dog paddle, and not to use the breaststroke!
167, Xiaowei bag secluded in a duck, why he refused to give out to my mama cook? - The answer: it is papers on the Mafia why I like to wear white gloves? - answer: because the hand was too dark.
170, a total of the citizen anthem words - the answer: two
171, a normal black marble, thrown into the Pacific Ocean in January, what will happen Shimin? - Answer: relentless sink into the Pacific Ocean
172, there are five small ants, each ant say it behind there is a small ant, and why? - Answer: There are only a small ant lying
173, what cows do not eat? - Answer: Snail
174, the teacher said Our body has 106 bones, but, Little said his body has 107 bones, why is this? - Answer: Because Bob deliberately eating a fish bone.
175, what books neither the founder, no one can read? - The answer: of course, is mundane friends!
176, a day bed the longest year? - answer: in the last year One day, as he spans the second year.
177, a tree >
178, built for itself a location is where? - Answer: pharmacology
179, a compartment off the two prisoners, one of the theft to the relevant annual, the other is bandit assassin off only two weeks, and why? - answer: dragged out and shot the burglar murderer friends
180, how can you put your left hand all the right pocket of your body while your right hand again into the left pocket of all? - answer: the pants to wear before and after anti-
181,5 connate five chicken eggs 5 100 days to 100 eggs, how many chickens? - Answer: still only 5 chickens
182, what is the more bigger cut? - answer: hole
183, network is What made it? - answer: a hole made.
184, did not finish the job how to do? - answer: ask the teacher ah, the job is left to the teacher..
185, the ritual chaired over a diversity of ceremony pastor, but he did not have a President. what is? - answer: his own funeral.
186, exam In a rigid monitoring of the examination, two students pay exactly the same papers. examiner found, whatsoever, did not think they trick, which is why not? - answer: they are paid quiz.
187, grazing on the grass drew a surround diameter of 10 meters, within a cow, a circle centre insert a stake. cattle is a five meters long rope tied with, whether you do not cut the rope, do not release cord, then the cows can eat grass out of the circulate? - Answer: Yes, because the question did not say in the livestock knotted at the stake.
188, you know why fish live only in water, preferably than living on land it? - Answer: There are cats on land
189, there are two coins, a pentagonal five, one of the Pentagon is not that what two coins? - The answer: five is the Pentagon and, of course, not the Pentagon five friends!
190, you know your rice or fried valuable? - Answer: porridge. Suddenly
191, when is the best time to pick apples - answer: when ripe apple
192, has a population of pocket has five greenbacks, five dollars off the left pocket What is this? - answer: a chasm
193, what fish is drifting on the surface of the navel? - answer: dead fish
194, Xiao-Ming 12 years age, why are they only had three birthday? - Answer: birthday is February 29
195, why people send it 1st buffet the tofu? - answer: because the tofu will not kick the head
196, Xiaoming eat every day a teacher, he was a demon it? - answer: eat Master Well!
197, Wang brush the jaws of a morning, for others or that he even ma wrong expiration - the answer : Because Wang Love swear, so people say he wrong breath
198, a small force to throw an egg has not broken numerous 2 meters, and why? - answer: because the eggs was thrown more than 2 meters When not at the layer.
199, two people to land Kan, slept in tents and presently get up up awake one person to another person. ask you to see the stars you muse What? - answer: the tent had been stolen.
200,
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