Beware the Dugouts of March: The Cleveland Indians' 2009 Preview
It's almost like he never existed. I shook to Ohio a few annuals ago, at the altitude of Pronkamania. Travis Haftner was the superhero of Cleveland, had his own candybar, and had fair hit sixty-two grand slams in 3 games. Now you be able to,0 go into any deduct clothes cache and find out,0 Hafner's jersey (in both "Hafner" and "Pronk" varieties) on the discount rack nearby C.C. Sabathia and Casey Blake. It's not like he's impaired, it's like he's gone. Like he never existed.
Well, it is 2009 and Project Donkey is behind, prepared to hit .117 with 0 homeruns and 2 RBI in 162 games! Tonight's Wahoo Messenger is afterward the jump! In PRONKVILLE~! The Dugout PostcardsFromTheWedge: We don't want anything weird to happen and hurt you, so we're gonna take this one step as long as.
PostcardsFromTheWedge: I'm going to leave the baseball sitting in the soft grass, and I absence you to hike over and pick out,0 it up. /drops baseball
Pronky_Kong: you sure I'm ready for this? I was thinking I could sit out another season or two, see how I feel PostcardsFromTheWedge: /nods toward baseball Pronky_Kong: aww awright
Pronky_Kong: /bends over slowly, picks up ball, darts it up a few times
Pronky_Kong: Hey! This feels pretty good! PostcardsFromTheWedge: No broken bones? No dislocations? Nobody drove onto the field and hit you with a automobile or anything? Pronky_Kong: Nope! /checks self PostcardsFromTheWedge: That's great, Donk! Now let's watch that 2009 Travis Hafner Power Swing!
Pronky_Kong: /tosses ball straight up into the air
/swings
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Pronky_Kong has hit a frozen cord that lands between family panel and the pitchers hill. PostcardsFromTheWedge: That's... progress! Pronky_Kong: You calculate I could maybe be in the lineup regularly repeatedly? PostcardsFromTheWedge: I certain,0 do, by the time you stay healthy. Pronky_Kong: Hmm... I surprise why I haven't gotten hurt but? PostcardsFromTheWedge: I don't know, maybe your luck has rotated approximately. Maybe Lonnie Soloff namely in the end,0 done pretending he's the "mold in your house" guy from namely 1 incident of King of the Hill Pronky_Kong: Or maybe I'm a part of some weird Final Destination object PostcardsFromTheWedge: Final Destination thing? I don't follow. Pronky_Kong: You know, Final Destination. Like the film. PostcardsFromTheWedge: You'll have to fill me in, the only movie I've ever seen is "Road House." Pronky_Kong: well in the movie, Eminem's biggest flare Stan has a vision that he and his friends are going to die in a airplane break, so he convinces them not to turn,0 on a flight to Paris, and then the aircraft blows up Pronky_Kong: merely they were meant to dead, so death incarnate stalks and kills them one along one PostcardsFromTheWedge: so what you're saying is Pronky_Kong: what I'm saying is that maybe "hurt" incarnate is going to stalk and slay my friends because I am lingering healthy Pronky_Kong: haha not,
tod's men's blue suede moccasins, I don't know, that can't be it /tosses ball around
PostcardsFromTheWedge: wull now thatyou mention it, we're the only folk on the field right now... /looks around
where is everybody?
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IlGrandeFausto has entered the chatroom holding his arm. IlGrandeFausto: Coach,
vibram five fingers womens kso! I was struck in the arm by a linedrive and now I've got 6 smaller elbows where my shoulder should be! IlGrandeFausto: I'm going to probably must miss out aboard... all of the baseball PostcardsFromTheWedge: Fausto! If you're out, who is going to be our Major League II edition of Rick Vaughn? **Online Host**
MillerOund has entered the chatroom holding his hand. MillerOund: wargggg PostcardsFromTheWedge: Oh God, Adam Miller! What the hell happened to your hand? MillerOund: coach, I'm from plain 'o Texas, I couldn't bring,0 these Cleveland drivers anymore MillerOund: a portly madame in a sweatsuit shoving a cheeseburger into her jaws with the end of her cellphone forgot to see or whistle and virtually ran me off the road in her Hummer H8, which is favor a Hummer H3 with distinct Hummer H3 upside down on top of it MillerOund: I flipped her off so hard that my medium finger got bone-itis and snapped around all weird MillerOund: I hope she saw it because I was doing it like,0 hard as I could PostcardsFromTheWedge: enough with the mumbo jumbo, give it to me in English MillerOund: my finger is hurt, and because of this I WILL NEVER PLAY BASEBALL AGAIN PostcardsFromTheWedge: can't you get surgery on your finger?? MillerOund: i wanted to, but I walked in with my finger like this and all the physicians got pissed off at me **Online Host**
biscuits_and_grady has entered the chatroom holding his groin. biscuits_and_grady: Argh, my groin! PostcardsFromTheWedge: What happened immediately? biscuits_and_grady: I was assumed to get on an airplane but I had second thoughts, and then the airplane flew instantly into my crotch and exploded biscuits_and_grady: arghh, I'm so day-to-day! PostcardsFromTheWedge: what the **Online Host**
lumberjacks_kerrywood has entered the chatroom. PostcardsFromTheWedge: oh christ, I don't want to even hear what you must say lumberjacks_kerrywood: you'll never deem what happened to me, bounce PostcardsFromTheWedge: nope, don't want to listen it lumberjacks_kerrywood: it began off like any normal day! I was- PostcardsFromTheWedge: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la /covers ears PostcardsFromTheWedge: /looks lumberjacks_kerrywood: /is still talking PostcardsFromTheWedge: la la la la lumberjacks_kerrywood: come on Coach, you should by fewest know how my article ends PostcardsFromTheWedge: ... is the ending good? lumberjacks_kerrywood: I wouldn't say that it's no not good PostcardsFromTheWedge: all right, how does it end lumberjacks_kerrywood: with the grim reaper puncturing me in the center with his scythe Photos link apt player info. WordUpThome.com Photo Credit: Getty Images
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