1, the day in a friend's house, the phone did not know where did not find it, to borrow a friend's phone call about his girlfriend and listen to where it is. I enter my number, one click turntable clasp, the shade shows that she saved my name: SB3 (then pleased, but fortunately a third ...)
2, when I dig pocket, a key out, was not found, then go behind and see!
a pair of juvenile lovers in the street where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to fast say: My, my! My
afterward learned, had that woman productive. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
3, opened today in the school group conferences,
Nike Shox NZ, sudden accidental sneezed, looked up, it was found in front of the girls nose Biao to the back of the woman and not aware of, so secretly want to help her erase, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting a cup of dry for a stomach have reacted. . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on spewing out of the full one place ah. . . . Rustled the mouth back to sit down, nobody like people. After a while, a friend got up and said to the toilet, I kindly advice: money aperture in the
7, navel school, a job done well, work on the teacher gave me this batch of two words, redo,
2 morning I went to Mai Zaodian, and then the action of this to help me disburse him the same table,
the most prestigious places, and he wrote back in the redo old one, do not do. paid,
Next, on a catastrophe,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragic is the graduate presently, he told me ,,,,,,
8, in the compact streets behind to go short-handed whistle broke the sound,
Nike Shox TL3, not respond, a Buick commercial vehicle to hit my shoulders; I did not get angry, just gently took out the key, in the lesson of its progress all along The blueprint of the Road graceful arc
9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of cheap, had to buy thirty pairs, the results of only black models of the same, selling socks Huyou I said, a color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... I thought also, so bought a thirty pairs ....
So two days a change of ...
Results After almost two months, I really could not stand the same chart, and said: lazy you a lot, how two months you do not even say for a pair of socks
I :....
10 recent cooling of the highway to see a strong man, open cars roadster, wearing a motorcycle helmet.
11, on a whim, to take their own photos for desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...
12, high school with theory ridiculousness
Petrochemical ... ...
after a while I
do it online to find a wife the day ahead yesterday
monetary software, I'll give her microprocessor, I sit and see, wife of skilled open www.google.com, type in the search bar Open Baidu, someone she continues to detect - - +
now, I'm looking fjust aboutmething that will be with his wife, to google Baidu, ... ...
14, say the students parents.
the beginning of love his parents. One day to go shopping,
Nike Shox Norge, his mother took a fancy to a jacket, but a look at the price to pull his father away.
his father said: we can not supply can not try? His father on his mother and forcibly into the locker room.
change out of his mommy, his father a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mom ran, said: Run! While the salesperson is not!
his mother dressing the jacket, label drifting out, hauled out at his father flew, just passing via a pillar, his mother holding a crying post. His father back serious, said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his father laughed: ha ha ha ha ... ... clothes when you go in the money I paid before.
15, batch jobs, see the students do not draw geometric problems, readily Comments: No chart no fact ~
16, his girlfriend would favor to retard the bill, mail text messages to 10086: I The bill left the digit of
17, students A automobile occurrence, leg fracture, hospitalization
few of us went to see him play good students entered the inpatient
met him on my parents
quickly went to ask A's condition on the results of an open
becomes
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18, in tall educate, the maximum comic thing that would
money, we often piece in to buy cigarettes, I was two and my buddy just bought a Heyan
ready to go to the toilet pumping the results to class, the class teacher's class, forget it
premier level while the class to look the fellow sneaking wrote a note, then rub a colossal team,
Nike Shox Dreams, I was thrown over
see the class teacher, class teacher directly down and taken away, standing on the podium began to read
perspiration ing, if I know thatis written is legal, I would preferably not swallow her
teacher and a mouth: (my byname, if there are embarrassing one hundred students to acknowledge me, I) br> pain ... ...
classic appeared
19, my roommates make fun of me, my billfold secret in a mini box, MD The problem is that little box that I sent to Guangzhou to Nvwang a gift sent to me also much wrong two days after the finding his wallet was gone. I am in Wuhan, my personality card, bank card, his girlfriend of photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.
20, Yesterday at Wal-Mart, suddenly ache my stomach, quelling burst into the lavatory, just an earth-shattering eruptions began to squat, the results of the babies next door and explosion into tears, her mother asked her how, she said, smelly ~ ~
21, arrived in the coastal, unloading is completed. The attachment of an discipline task is to behave anti-landing exercise fort division, and everyone flew the conveyance to prepare. I was weight-bearing cycles with grease pistol to grease, fat division political commissar standing back me a moment and said with concern: small comrades hard it! I did not expect tanks to thrust the morale of 12 wheels, tanks, infantry not cozy ah! I was moved nearly to tears
.
22, high school class when we get together is all smoking
day I happen to have a more pride of asset to acquaint you the results I smoked slow
other people smoked, and I left half-root, look quick to class, big jaws suck 2
teacher suddenly came in, I queried myself a thrown on the ground, their feet, merely equitable a step
cigarette smoke into the two had to clutch your expiration
have seen the class teacher, came over and asked me, you is not smoking it
I shook my head
teacher: teacher talk
continued shaking his head
anger: you gave me to speak
me: ... pumping ... I do not smoke ... ... (along with the smoke from the nose and mouth constantly spouting)
teacher did not choked laugh ... ...
23, today, work colleagues and I went out to banquet, we were a point dish chili scrambled egg, and found hair and colleagues use chopsticks cilia, hurrahing, you see the foreman ~ ~ What is this? Boss a look, oh call ~ cried, to, come here! To the lady for a pair of chopsticks
24, spent 50 greenbacks on the Internet to purchase a chip of hand-made face soap, with a day or two at night thinking about the period that has been thin with half of the on also have a soap spume, offended I am spewing blood.
my dad said you this fine to use soap, bath covered with sleek.
25, the first Italian to eat pizza, do not know dine anything, on the point were 38 yuan and 8 yuan to send a cheese package.
complete repast and found something was missing, I thought, had distant less cheese,
then cried: waiter, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have achieved, and also allows people to eat?
Waiter: Sir, you namely have been gushed in your cheese pizza a ...
me: all right, you go to a busy bar ...
26, at noon back to the hostel, I saw a glass Coke, straight a full nectar. Drinking my face was green. Quarters that the male had bought a bag of vinegar dumplings, no location to fall, with my glass installed. . .
27, topics like the teacher to join them, one day the teacher Topic: my people more absentminded, and last night bath and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mother assisted me neat up the muff aboard the side of the side said: So you definitely can not sin, because it naturally ambition leave testify of a offense .. .
29, to complete a physical day, not peckish, went to the canteen, numerous people, too crowded, and chaos, I call on the Dafan Aunt: , ladies who cook on the inside shouted: flow sounded, I do not know which day to slay the human in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a surround, jot, this is the killer ... ...
31, I live like a sophomore next door true anecdote ..
person A teacher at the school was found sleeping ... well done ..
he called a solution to the blackboard in front of the subject .....
not ready to write the words of public humiliation A
fact a blackboard the teacher did not come to him began to acid grades are so bad ..
challenge to sleep really shameless
school head is not at home ... merely to nap always day .. .
did not think he would actually write ... .. the solution is also very pretty ...
teacher a morsel maladroit position ... had to let him back seat do not control him well ....
He actually did not think the teacher was variety ample to choke one ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be the ask me
32, my sibling went to a school playing basketball, hearing to a low-grade girls to a low-grade boy asked: you say I love your ..
33, saying that my girlfriend hit a summer job in a mobile phone sell phone
Square One day at noon, luncheon time, almost no stores, my girlfriend next to the counter to the an uncle-class people will look at cell phone, just that partition of the counter not to eat the MM, weakly, looking like uncle also buy a mobile phone Zhu Er, no arm on the counter together with the branch heads, because MM Chest (crab) of relatively large, the uncle suddenly found watching it to see MM's milk (crab) trench, all eyes look straight, my wife found out, would like to remind that MM, MM no results repercussion, after a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to buy a cell phone it ... ...
outcome uncle said nothing, bought a cell phone running for the door and fled on a ... ...
34, My friend said, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relatives gave a anime, on the bus, the driver who looked at this e anime, wanted to find the place, the driver stopped him and said: full read: the door to maintain a balance, then they feel a shit to bring an end to ..., so he began to compel, the compel too accustom unknowingly hand, the results of... I X, broken locks, I roll out.
you want your students at the students outside to see the scene?! a light (crab) Ding students suddenly rolled out from the restroom, going to the toilet is also accompanied by a PP in the spurt out from his , absolutely shocking!!! and a ground we basically knew, I X!! this life in front of their classmates gang suppressed the ...
36, the morn her husband took me to the unit left and then I suddenly received his text message: Bus windows were shut, the car smells bad some people are naturally frown. But that atmosphere of MM is very natural to her from his pocket and saw a straw on the side of the mouth and open the window a gap, greedy sucking the outdoor ventilation 。。。。。 would an average person ah =. =
38, our math teacher likes pretending to be humorous to say a joke that no one laughed
our class consult a spoof on him, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
daytime he came in, was silent as a moment that his father died
I instantly break off smiling, others pacify.
39, water and taint it
see a cashier in a very serious cluster of coins
a few kids ran,
Nike Shox R2, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come and count, twenty-four thousand 6 hundred seventy-eight 。。。。
and then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
40, high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take forward something to help me, they send text messages: I seethe clothing and money.
41, and girlfriend, dating, see the front and my girlfriend like there's a, it took up under her ass.
she cornered around and gave me a slap.
when someone tap my shoulder I turned around ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.
42, the day suddenly take a phone call: Oh, surmise there is a gift! Not that I hang up! call to my office, said: posted to our Xinghua this enterprise.
this news really is too sudden, when the two of us in the army then do not mention, feeling particularly nice few annuals antecedent lost contact, assume that he suddenly came to our Xinghua I told him on the phone, I immediately went to elect him up their cooperative unit, get together at midday.
I went to their cooperative unit, lad!'s truly impressive, all foreign management mode, connected the corporation the door on cross-examination the ward together, enrol, sign especially rigid almost my comrades who are stationed in units of people, I added the enterprise had admitted to guard.
I went to the old companion said workshop, to see old comrades I nodded at me, and made a face. I average I do understand, not to rush, do not permit parlor, let me in the side later on.
I am bored stupid, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and took out a newspaper point of view up in the shop door and suddenly there is a boss who went to look behind me, stood nearby a security, he looked at me, patted my elbow and said: That is the boss, you do not even know he was still here what mix merge. point of others, got off the phone to send the patient to go to the oral medication, I gently into the chamber, gently buffet {awake|wake up} patient, and said softly: Grandpa, up to pilfer food right!
45, final night boiled crab, open water, I threw one crab pot. crab is very fresh in the pot meddle.
good wife to play cautiously, you can not see this, then over his eyes can not hide behind me look.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too bloody?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt already?
46, sitting today bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: Do not install the
48, Dragon Boat Festival to go to the element sent a box of breast and a bag of Thai rice Shanghao unit a female companion behind go to help me help him shake back home, downstairs, the colleagues I said: My husband was not home, hurry up! take extra than, NND, that place where there are a lot of people know me. he ambitioned to prompt her not to shout: . My husband was not home, hurry up, so perturbed now! : Students, today, not class, school
50, one day more than 4 in one night a friend called to say the sentence: Q Do you have what stuff. damn words on paper, it says morrow, if you do not duplicate the contents of this paper 50 times, then sent to other people, will dead is tough to see,
Nike Shox Menn, and so on and so on. I was frightened of the students go home on the night quickly copied 50 The next day sent to others, sent out a few begin, but then we know what it is, do not say that he fed to the paper, so the morning passed, and his hands also the collection of several dozen .
afternoon, the first music class, the teacher points to his appoint occurred to him sing, I saw the tearful little boy stood up and said sadly: ah ....understand, but a muscular patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, so he smiled and nodded blindly: 53, my wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife wade the road, so I carry her.
saw one old woman, serious, said: peruse the paperback to see who you are. his wife is sick alternatively work to the hospital early, Buddha is useless
54, the students travel, approached the altitude, a special excitement hilltop girls shouted: motherland, ah, my mother! then a trample on this inciting special woman shouting boys: the motherland ah, my wife's mother!
55, my house has been rented to a Japanese guests, day guests kick me that a call with a not quite eloquent in Chinese, said: scampering out, could you help me increase it!
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