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-1 a male teacher angrily to sleep on a school girl said: I am tired to death in the above, you are motionless in the following! Not with it when even the point of no response, not what the future if the stomach can not blame the teacher! The results of the class fainted
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1. One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother ########## man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother! -
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2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! -
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3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too! -
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4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: ; -
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5. an old woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. Asked the family dinner the day:
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6. cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, to do not tell it, it is not we own it! -
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7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: Bai! you yelling ah !
1. Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. -
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated. -
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2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call: -
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3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying:
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4. A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask what that girls like boys -
discouraged the boys: -
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5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~ -
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase -
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6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him:
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7. Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,
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8. A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home,
cheap timberland boots, there is a change of gas to knock on the door. -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
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home owner personal
door lying, the owner wondering, this is Who -
door: for gas -
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9. One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~ -
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10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick. -
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11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。
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12. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy
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13. Exercise bike for some that is,
timberland uk, the front of a pedestrian,
timberland boots, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering for some that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:
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14. beautiful sister, 2 years old. Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting. -
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence:
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15. The road in a car accident - hurt foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly! -
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16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... so cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ... -
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17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not think the U.S. has 。
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18. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak:
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19. The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
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20. I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man answered, comrades! -
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21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying:
22. Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: the 。
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23. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces. -
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24. A stylish woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty paper towel wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed: -
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25. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play -
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas -
then return, walked away and went for many years,
timberland outlet, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for many years -
finally came to the polar bear's door, knock on the door: -
- polar bear! Come out to play! -
polar bears: -
- does not play. -
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26. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ... -
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27. Squint a judge, the three day trial, the suspect B, C, -
A judge said:
B A:
judge was furious:
C:
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28. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said:
29. A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! -
After a child again
Rabbit: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ... -
30. Devil seize the princess -
devil said: You break the throat even though it is called, no one will save you! -
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat! -
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you! -
devil: speak of the devil she is! -
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me? -
devil: Wow, saw a ghost! -
Ghost: ########! Been found. -
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by: Nonsense, who found me? -
Who: Pishi with me! -
devil: oh, my god! -
God: Who told me? ! -
Who: No one told you, ah! -
no one: how can I! ! ! -
had said to the devil from schizophrenia. -
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31. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess. -
the first man shot in the apple, he said:
The second man also shot the apple, he said:
third man accidentally shot the princess, he said:
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32. A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me. -
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33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts -
asks:
A:
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34. A new sculpture --- a school girl held his left hand holding a dove in the book. School leaders to publicly call the name of their students. A time to respond to an endless stream, one of the loudest voices: Reading top bird-use! -
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35. The sun to the grass to call -
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day. -
grass: I grass, Who are you? -
the sun: I'm on ah -
grass: I am the grass, you in the end Who -
the sun: I'm at, ah, you grass it -
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass -
the sun: I'm at, I shall ah -
grass: I am the grass. -
Sun's mother grabbed
Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass your mother right? -
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36. Male and female friends to go shopping, -
girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet. -
boyfriend was nervous: how? Step on a lemon? -
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37. Bear asked the little white rabbit: Take rabbit backside .-
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38. Rabbits to the bakery: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no. -
a door on the third day the rabbit: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: I'm too embarrassed,
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skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Great! Today, a hundred small bread ~! -
rabbit: Great! Give me two! -
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39. Father and son take the bus. -
Son: Dad, what time ah? -
father: stop to go. -
son: when to stop ah? -
father: to stopped. -
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40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat into out, the results say a word, no eat by Tiger -
he said . . -
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41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men, men are liars !!!-
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42. the girl asked her boyfriend,
boyfriend was no way Chande
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43. The first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home. -
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home. -
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit cried: -
If you dare ######## with
Hu carrots as bait, and I flat dead! -
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled:
sat next said:
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45. girlfriend texted me:
After a while, I received:
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46. Sanmao to the hair salon to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled? -
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47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft -
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48. M: Do you like me? -
women: do you think .-
MAN: Yes! -
W: You guess again .-
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49. a mental patient in writing,
mens timberland boots, and the doctor asked:
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50. ...... side while ......-
children: his clothes off one side, while pants .-
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah? -
Title: One -
children: one of my left foot hurt. -
Teacher comments: You are centipede it? -
subject: one after another -
children: work, my father's home after another. -
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it? -
Title: sorry -
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad. -
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad -
Title: and then -
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin. -
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it? -
Title: You see -
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah? -
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled out -
Title: thriving -
children write: thriving Wing confession .-
Comments: Do not look too much drama! -
Title: delicious -
children write: delicious ass .-
teacher :.........-
Title: naive -
children write: really hot today .-
Comments: You're naive -
Title: Sure enough -
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui -
Comments: is the phrase, not separate -
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath .-
children: Sir, good-bye! -
teacher reviews :.................-
Topic: What is -
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover -
Teacher comments: I have to die -
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