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1, bathe the tortoise is seen by toads,
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!
(a) drink too much of a village home into the wrong pen, the sow lying beside said: Wife: Give me some water, sow hum a hum, the village head said, do not chant will not fall down, Caesar what Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it.
(b) of the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked:
(c) of the day, a barber to the beat of a selling candied fruit, and to the police station the police asked the barber: Why did you hit the sell candied fruit? Barber said :***,
air max, perm in my room, he shouted out children, I really envy you, so fast. The old lady replied: Ancient Nepal pound cat! Startled foreigners, even the elderly will be foreign language! Presented its chocolate, dried sweet potatoes the old lady thought it was, and said: I Laiwu there! Foreigners fainted!
(VI) Butterfly on bees, said: You're a petty, packed in a sweet belly but are reluctant to give me a bee wrote: Hmm! Said I, you two antennas on his head so long Why do not message me it.
(g) {peer} beetles and mosquitoes love, beetles: The. Wife: ten, her husband: the complete it? Wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep! I asked ten o'clock it ? Wife: eleven in the whole bar.
(ix) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar was passing through, Jinki, and then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy, wiping away tears rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs in the big brother, Please, put that woman toss come.
(x) Wife: night is not trying to Event? Husband: old thought his wife: not allowed to say that tired after work that night, not the spirit , can not fool on the bin, her husband: a must, wife: That night, my clothes are washed for it.
(k) of a young woman out the trash, do not accidentally slipped in the garbage, was about to get back up again by a scavenging of the old man in his arms, feeling the old man said: people just do not live in town, Do not say such a good wife, do not the.
(xii) an NPC toes suddenly blue, miracle-working doctor diagnosed with cancer, so removed, a few days, two toes become blue, the removal of three days later, bluish feet wide, had to switch to large hospitals, the last expert consultation diagnosis: socks fade .
one,
ナイキ エアマックス, the most When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of the things: furnishings of a home furnishings. About two in the morning, the husband got up to the kitchen to eat, back to the room when, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, and gave the plaster, said: three days, even a saliva did not have to drink. less spend the night. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extra tenderness. They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted words dream and said: ......
three, the most Two days and in bed, the woman came back to hear the voice of the car her husband, she called her lover, anxiously: go out? Her lover had to pick up clothes, jumped out the window. And he plunged into the even jumped into the group of marathon runners , he had to hand carry the clothes, while running in to join.
has a player asked him: Q: night, a man walks into a bar, the bartender said,
如何才能停止的想念,: Oh, to quite expensive. He was upstairs with your wife doing?> a few days travel by car owners, because of intolerable loneliness, then to a nightclub seek a beautiful young lady, It Happened One Night, spending a thousand. To avoid the charge of the Finance wife inventory, with the opening of a repair receipt, Remarks: hot weather, the tire burst, with a renewal.
six, the most The village almost every woman having an affair, but in the affair will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office, the village is forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still went to the priest to do the same confession with the priest every day that I fell down today. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to strengthen village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head is heard laughing. Father to know why so happy to see smiling village, very angry and said: betrayal
a funeral industry was working late one day, his work is usually sent to the bodies of the dead before burial or cremation of a detailed examination. When he checked the body of Mr. Wang, he was surprised to find something that Mr. Wang was the longest seen in his life, the biggest one. into the bag in the home. The first show to see his wife:! They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife was pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious questioned his wife: hand burst into tears, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen weak, pale lips open and said softly: good, do not talk! I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn . On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and walked into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and threw the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. I will never forget you '!
donkey into the city to catch a farm, donkey red light, fined 10 yuan. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer even more gas: Farmer was in a rage, then shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road,. Farmer said:;
secretary called her husband: these days I want to go to Beijing for a meeting with the boss to call her husband
lover: My wife was not at home these days, with me
Valentine's called counseling students: the teacher something these days, closed
students called Grandpa: these days not in class, you play with Grandpa Grandpa to the Secretary
Call: Beijing can not go, and grandson asked me to accompany her husband to call the Secretary of
: CEOs suddenly something not to Beijing for a meeting of the
husband to lover to call: his wife does not go another time to counsel students
lovers call: as usual these days!!!
students to call Grandpa: 555 teacher said usual these days;
grandfather to the Secretary of the call: or go to Beijing now, are you ready for
3. a beggar knocked on the window saying: Give me some money.
looked under the President, said: it gives you a cigarette.
beggar said: I do not smoke, give me some money.
, said: I car have beer, you drink a bottle of the bar.
beggar said: I do not drink wine, give me some money.
, said: If this is so, I take you to mahjong, I pay you betting on,
用鼠标碰下 你会有想不到的惊喜, is you win.
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me money.
, said: I ' ll take you to the sauna to enjoy Get in, I'll take you back, let my wife see: a non-smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no prostitution a good man can be mixed Chengsha Yang!
4. from the police academy Mr. Zhang graduated two years of marriage, the wife always felt something was different, suspected his wife was having an affair. day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same: Zhaoxiong ask you to help me do something. After 2 hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: ######## I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
day, the ox to the ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said , turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong the end of bread and two cans of chicken
sea, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy, why does the name of which three gold?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Division of Cuckoo called, not as you listen to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the Valley birds do not?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: I do not come back to ########ing die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming:; was unable to bear the question: No, ah ... ... the sentence::;
I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next week 2 times the rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
Huaguoshan you been? I had a great in heaven well, in the absence of gravity, so the stool , urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
us good to eat beef noodles, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so put the buttons cut pocket in the clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out here to be painful!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17.; a patient to the doctor complaining of dyspepsia: I recently very normal, what pulling eat, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh,, put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken!. said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. ... . After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up.. Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own!!!
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man;: Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....
28 . Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said:: can not but speak out ah?> 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? nurses, injection of the fortune. fortune tellers said: You, the first half doomed no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37. a person eating beef can not see a piece of beef noodles, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse , go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou, holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
Shuang Shuang Ah Ah .. . .... '
passersby puzzled. asked:'? What are cool A. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: impulses, our long way to go! Chief carpool with elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use? Why are so dear to me, okay ! The very creative, ugly is not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two dogs, called face! came a voice: and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. panda birthday, We said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is hope to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. bee puzzled: He Where is the butterfly better than I answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath . Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is not what you wear to steal
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to call to the production of business in the field captain., but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? disgusting things
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I was not intentionally make things difficult for you?!!
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth ! to the cafeteria Dafan, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, You three conditions, the bat said, What is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover! Seven Fairy Lake in the bath
, Journey anxious to see .
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
########## fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer to the jump.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King : A.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, there are few stars in the sky ah?
....
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they continue to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established it?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, 死了多少人 ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what?
...... Journey has just jumped from one.
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident .
this time, the Pig said: Master, you do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream. Joining hands
Monkey: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother ########## man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother,
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2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai: Asked the family dinner the day: cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or to tell it, it not we own it!
7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: Boys and girls of a crush on a girl and blow it like the courage to ask what kind of boys
.
5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is Who
door: for gas
9. One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down,
エアマックス2010, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said,
エアマックス90, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures , A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick.
11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger. . . A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy Exercise bike for some that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering for some that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: The road in a car accident - hurt foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you ? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
16. Stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored pulling their hair began to play a ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... so cold ah!!. .. ... ... ... ... ...
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not think beautiful. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak: The two men went to the mountains to play , a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~ I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man answered, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: a. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.
24. A stylish woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty paper towel wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed :
25. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas so returned
, walked away and went for many years, turn off the gas, and off, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.
26. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly : students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
27. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: I did not ask you . Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? boss said there was no impatience! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears!
passed while the rabbit again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Despite the name you break throat, that no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil went to!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
ghost: ########! been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I!!!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
31. a marriage the king was asked the princess, the princess an apple on his head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot.
The first man shot in the apple, he said: kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. flight attendant advised passengers seat belt
? top of a Birds!
35. the sun to the grass called
Sun: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
at grass: my grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
at grass: my grass.
the sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass please your mother?
36. male and female friends to go shopping,
Girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? step on a lemon?
37. Bear asked the little white rabbit: rabbit said: 38. a small rabbit to the bakery : the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
On the third day of a door rabbits: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: I'm too embarrassed, or not.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred a little bread? boss: Great! hundred small bread today ~!
rabbits : Great! to give me two!
39. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
Father: stopped on to the.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out,
加油！, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
said to be the tiger,
エアマックス95! children in the house crying wolf all night, keep the wolf out the night, morning, choking the wolf have to say: man, men are liars!!!
42. the girl asked her boyfriend, One day the rabbit went to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare ######## with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled:> sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?
47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
Female: Guess.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You guess again.
49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked:. ...... side while. .....
children: his clothes off one side, while wearing trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children : one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said : Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
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