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1, the day in a friend's house,Nike Shox R6, the phone did not know where did not find it, to lend a friend's phone call about his girlfriend and listen to where it is. I enter my number, one press turntable button, the screen shows that she saved my name: SB3 (then amused, but fortunately a third ...)
2, when I excavate pocket, a key out, was not found, then go back and look!
a couple of youth sweethearts in the avenue where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later studied, had namely matron pregnant. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain as a few days
3, opened today in the school group appointments, sudden abrupt sneezed, looked up, it was base in front of the girls nostril Biao to the back of the woman and not conscious of, so secretly want to help her wipe, equitable his hand up, afterward to the girl discovered, shouting a glass of dry for a abdomen have responded. . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on spewing out of the full one place ah. . . . Rustled the mouth back to sit down, nobody like people. After a while, a friend got up and said to the toilet, I genial advice: currency cavity in the
7, medium school, a job done well, work on the teacher gave me this batch of two words, redo,
2 a.m. I went to Mai Zaodian, and then the operation of this to aid me pay him the same table,
the maximum prestigious areas, and he wrote back in the redo age one, do not do. paid,
Next, on a misadventure,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragic is the graduate soon, he told me ,,,,,,
8, in the crowded streets behind to go short-handed signal broke the sound, not react, a Buick advertisement vehicle to hit my shoulders; I did not get angry, just gently took out the key, in the way of its progress from start to finish The arrange of the Road graceful arc
9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of low, had to buy thirty pairs, the results of only dark models of the same, selling socks Huyou I said, a color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... I thought also, so bought a thirty pairs ....
So two days a change of ...
Results After approximately two months, I really could not stand the same table, and said: slothful you a lot, how two months you do not even say for a pair of socks
I :....
10 recent cooling of the highway to see a strong man, caravans roadster, wearing a motorcycle helmet.
11, on a whim, to take their own photos for desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...
12, tall school with methodology nonsense
Petrochemical ... ...
after a while I
do it online to find a wife the day before yesterday
fiscal software, I'll give her microprocessor, I sit and see, wife of versed open www.google.com, type in the search bar Open Baidu, someone she continues to find - - +
now, I'm looking for something that ambition be with his wife, to google Baidu, ... ...
14, mention the students parents.
the starting of adore his parents. One daytime to go shopping, his mother took a idea to a jacket, but a look at the amount to pluck his father away.
his father said: we can not supply tin not try? His father on his mother and forcibly into the closet apartment.
alteration out of his mother, his father a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother ran, said: Run! While the seller is not!
his mother dressing the jacket, label drifting out, dragged out by his father flew, just passing through a pillar, his mother holding a wailing post. His father back serious, said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his dad laughed: ha ha ha ha ... ... raiment when you go in the money I paid before.
15, batch jobs, see the students do not paint geometric problems, readily Comments: No map no fact ~



16, his girlfriend would like to check the bill, send text messages to 10086: I The bill left the number of
17,Nike Shox Nettbutikk, students A car occurrence, leg fracture, hospitalization
few of us went to see him play good students entered the inpatient
met him on my parents
quickly went to ask A's condition on the results of an open
becomes
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18, in high school, the most comic thing that would
money, we often chip in to purchase smokes, I was two and my buddy just bought a Heyan
ready to go to the toilet pumping the results to class, the class teacher's class, forget it
first class when the class to see the guy sneaking wrote a note,Nike Shox NZ, then rub a large group, I was thrown over
see the class teacher, class teacher instantly down and taken away, standing on the podium began to peruse
perspiration ing, if I kas long asis written is legal, I would preferably not swallow her
teacher and a mouth: (my moniker, whether there are entangling one hundred students to recognize me, I) br> ache ... ...
classic appeared

19, my roommates make fun of me, my purse invisible in a little box, MD The problem is that little box that I sent to Guangzhou to Nvwang a gift sent to me too many bad two days after the discovery his billfold was gone. I am in Wuhan, my identity card, bank card, his girlfriend of photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.
20, Yesterday at Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my stomach, suppressing explosion into the bathroom, just an earth-shattering blasts began to crouch, the results of the babies next door and explosion into tears, her mother asked her how, she said, smelly ~ ~
21, arrived in the coastal, unpacking is completed. The appendix of an training mission is to behave anti-landing training garrison division, and everyone flew the vehicle to arrange. I was weight-bearing wheels with grease gun to grease, portly division political commissar standing backward me a moment and said with concern: small comrades hard it! I did not anticipate tanks to boost the morale of 12 wheels, tanks, infantry not easy ah! I was shook virtually to tears
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22, high school class when we get together is all smoking
day I occur to have a more elated of things to differentiate you the results I clouded slow
other people smoked, and I left half-root, look hasty to class, huge mouth suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a darted on the ground, their feet, but just a step
cigarette smoke into the two had to clutch your inhalation
have seen the class teacher, came over and asked me, you is not smoking it
I shook my head
teacher: teacher speak
proceeded shaking his pate
anger: you gave me to talk
me: ... pumping ... I do not smoke ... ... (along with the smoke from the nose and mouth often spouting)
teacher did not choked smile ... ...
23, today, work colleagues and I went out to dinner, we were a point dish chili scrambled egg, and found cilia and colleagues use chopsticks hair, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Boss a look, oh cry ~ called, to, come here! To the madam for a pair of chopsticks
24, spent 50 greenbacks on the Internet to buy a chip of hand-made face soap, with a day alternatively two at night musing approximately the time that has been slender with half of the on also have a soap foam, vexed I am vomiting blood.
my dad said you this good to use soap, bath covered with slippery.
25, the first Italian to eat pizza, do not know eat anything, on the point were 38 yuan plus 8 yuan to send a cheese archive.
complete repast and found something was meager, I thought, had far less cheese,
then cried: waiter, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have achieved, and likewise allows folk to eat?
Waiter: Sir, you that have been gushed in your cheese pizza a ...
me: all right, you go to a engaged bar ...
26, at noon back to the hotel, I saw a cup Coke, straight a full beverage. Drinking my face was green. Quarters that the man had bought a bag of vinegar dumplings, not place to fall, with my cup installed. . .
27, topics favor the teacher to combine them, one day the teacher Topic: my people more neglectful, and last night bath and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mother helped me neat up the shambles on the side of the side said: So you definitely can not sin, because it certainly will quit certify of a crime .. .
29, to complete a physical day, not hungry, went to the canteen, many people, too mobbed, and confusion, I call on the Dafan Aunt: , ladies who cook on the inside shouted: stream sounded, I do not know which day to slay the person in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle, write, this is the killer ... ...



31, I live like a sophomore next door true story ..
person A teacher at the school was found sleeping ... well done ..
he cried a solution to the blackboard in front of the subject .....
not ready to jot the words of public humiliation A
truth a blackboard the teacher did not come to him began to acid grades are so bad ..
defiance to sleep really shameless
school head is not at home ... only to sleep all day .. .
did not think he would actually write ... .. the solution is also very beauteous ...
teacher a morsel clumsy position ... had to let him back seat do not control him well ....
He actually did not think the teacher was variety enough to choke one ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be the ask me
32, my sibling went to a school playing basket ball, listening to a low-grade girls to a low-grade boy asked: you say I love your ..
33, saying that my girlfriend hit a summer job in a mobile phone sell phone
Square One day at noon, lunch time, almost no stores, my girlfriend next to the counter to the an uncle-class people will look at compartment phone, just that segment of the counter not to eat the MM, weakly, looking like uncle also buy a mobile phone Zhu Er, no arm on the counter together with the branch heads, for MM Chest (crab) of relatively massive, the uncle suddenly found watching it to see MM's milk (crab) trench, all eyes look straight, my wife found out, would like to remind that MM, MM no results reaction, after a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to buy a compartment phone it ... ...
result uncle said nothing, bought a cell phone running for the door and fled on a ... ...
34, My friend said, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relatives gave a anime, on the bus, the driver who looked at this e cartoon, wanted to find the situation, the driver stopped him and said: full read: the door to maintain a poise, then they feel a shit to bring an end to ..., so he began to compel, the coerce also secondhand unknowingly hand, the results of... I X, broken locks, I roll out.
you want your students at the students outside to see the scene?! a light (crab) Ding students suddenly coiled out from the toilet, going to the restroom is also accompanied by a PP in the jet out from his ,Nike Shox Menn, absolutely ghastly!!! and a layer we basically knew, I X!! this life in front of their classmates gang suppressed the ...
36, the morning her husband took me to the unit left and then I suddenly received his text message: Bus windows were shut, the car smells wrong some people are surely frown. But that wind of MM is very natural to her from his pocket and saw a straw on the side of the jaws and open the window a breach, greedy sucking the outside wind 。。。。。 would an average person ah =. =
38, our math teacher likes pretending to be comic to say a joke that no one laughed
our class discuss a spoof on him, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father died
I immediately jump out at laughing, others muffle.
39, water and soil it
see a cashier in a very serious cluster of coins
a few kids ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come and calculate, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight 。。。。
and then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
40, high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take along something to help me, they send text messages: I seethe clothes and money.
41, and girlfriend,Nike Shox Sko, dating, see the front and my girlfriend like there's a, it took up beneath her ass.
she cornered around and gave me a slap.
when somebody pat my shoulder I turned around ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.
42, the day suddenly take a phone call: Oh, guess there is a gift! Not that I hang up! call to my bureau, said: posted to our Xinghua this corporation.
this news really is also sudden, while the 2 of us in the army then do not say, consciousness particularly nice few years antecedent lost adjoin, assume that he suddenly came to our Xinghua I told him on the call, I swiftly worked to elect him up their cooperative element, get attach at midday.
I went to their cooperative unit, boy!'s really impressive, all exotic management mode, joined the company the door on cross-examination the defense together, enrol, sign particularly rigid about my comrades who are stationed in units of people, I joined the corporation had admitted to guard.
I went to the old guy said workshop, to see old comrades I nodded at me, and made a face. I mean I do know, not to rush, do not grant parlor, let me in the side later on.
I am bored stupid, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and took out a weekly point of outlook up in the mart door and suddenly there is a employer who went to look behind me, stood alongside a security, he looked at me, patted my shoulder and said: That is the employer, you do not even know he was still here what mingle mix. point of others, got off the phone to send the patient to go to the spoken medication, I gently into the room, gently knock {awake|awake} patient, and said softly: Grandpa, up to pilfer food right!
45, final night boiled crab, open water, I threw 1 crab kettle. crab is quite fresh in the boiler meddle.
good wife to play cautiously, you can not see this, then over his eyes can not hide behind me look.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too cruel?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt already?



46, sitting today bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: Do not setup the
48, Dragon Boat Festival to go to the unit sent a carton of milk and a bag of Thai rice Shanghao unit a woman companion after work to help me help him move back home, downstairs, the colleagues I said: My husband was not family, hurry up! take more than, NND, that district where there are a lot of people know me. he wanted to caution her not to shout: . My husband was not home, hurry up, so anxious now! : Students, today, not class, school
50, one day more than 4 in one night a friend called to say the sentence: Q Do you have what stuff. curse words on paper, it says morrow, if you do not copy the contents of this periodical 50 periods, then sent to additional people, will die is difficult to see, and so on and so on. I was horrified of the students go home on the night quickly copied 50 The next day sent to others, sent out a few begin, but then we know what it is, do not say that he fed to the paper, so the morning passed, and his hands also the collection of several dozen .
afternoon, the 1st melody class, the teacher points to his name happened to him sing, I saw the tearful mini chap stood up and said sadly: ah ....understand, but a muscular patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, so he laughed and nodded blindly: 53, my wife and I melodrama to the Reclining Buddha, his wife hike the road,Nike Shox Torch, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, serious, said: read the writing to see who you are. his wife is sick or go to the hospital early, Buddha is useless
54, the students travel, approached the top, a special excitement hilltop girls shouted: motherland, ah, my mom! then a trample on this exciting special woman shouting boys: the motherland ah, my wife's mom!
55, my house has been rented to a Japanese visitors, day visitors hit me that a phone with a not very eloquent in Chinese, said: fleeing out, could you help me multiplication it!