Special {agree} 2009

1. a long time ago, I buy World of Warcraft cards, the results of the boss gave me 4 15 Netease Card, I-depth negotiations with the boss, the boss insisted that World of Warcraft can be washed, I have forever Every time the thought of this thing, I despise about the boss, now I know I was wrong, my boss, mediocre people will not understand that the old body sinking below the Prophet's heart ... ... -
2. a GF back bedroom and bedroom with no one then .... -
results bin I just get out of bed a knock on the door I glad he did not come early -
The result is next door to a door
WS man said: You passed the H piece I -
I said: ah? ! What? -
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he said you just did not look at what has put so loud ...-
3. high school, there is a small A hello rushing the back, that he had just seen on the road a small B, pull up a girl, that is rare, would favor to make amusement of it, then small A ran voicelessly from after , punt, punt after kick a small B also like to fly back to the schoolroom, we are talking about just a kick return gave the B-foot, chilly thief, is to us mention, the results of A students suddenly did not talk . . . Because he found - a small class B is sleeping. . . Yeah at that sweat, hurried out to find just a small A man went to regret. . . Comedy a schoolroom. -
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4. time and a few friends about my home collection,Diesel UK, and then went out to play. Sent a buddy, all the people. Bored, watch a movie on the computer, the French membrane -
this man was long overdue, we do see the excellent amuse and asked:
I said:
this man said: Damn it, I ask you what name the film? -
I said: not to tell you what, ! -
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this male seemed to comprehend, nodded and said: Oh -
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every few days and attach, this man suddenly stopped me and asked: acquaint me the last period you see the film in the end called? -
I &*%¥#)& ... ... -
5. junior high school, boarding school,Diesel Jeans, the treatment is rigid, and some students lost and solitary at night secretly go to Internet cafes to melodrama. Because the door is closed and can only jump off the wall, the students jump out from the lavatory, I did not expect the intensity of a small jump, and jumped into the pits directly in ~ ~ 2:00 am, ah, waded 20 miles, to go family a -
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6. There are times when the high school, always quarters to have a beverage, all hung up, stumbled behind to the dorm to sleep at last. Our roadhouse is the kind of bed and down beds, 2 beds in every apartment. The next day one early awakening came, the bunk bed next to me facing the spread rave, I asked to understand, last night he slept by night spread, vomiting, particularly opposition the bunk bed {awake|awake} meantime Kuangtu. . . Tuwan also smaller an will. . And contented to go behind to sleep. . . Up in the morning only to ascertain his bunk. . That ah. . . -
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7. This is my own, and up to the aunt's restaurant for dinner, wearing an adidas, this clothes I bought in Shanghai, the current spring 2009, when my aunt gave me this joke that I was false , I am needy said: . . . . -
8. in the elementary school,Diesel Womens Jeans, my table is a very sick boys, and once he was very serious in front of me pull booger, I put up, -
merely he also would only drag the finger in his jaws later lick ~ ~ ~! , More silent, he is still childish to query me:
9. just read the newspaper,Diesel Loose Jeans, which there is a fable that one nightfall, moat want to perpetrate suicide while a woman, onlookers public. Suddenly a man rushed, jumped into the river to retention two meters deep, righteous people who are adored for this. It turned out, the man anxiously to travel to the woman a look around, ah, not my wife ah! -
10. Now the monetary crisis has gone too far, just after the interview, so too will call afresh in the elapse to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think even cut it! -
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11. lying in bed, my wife kissed me JJ, Xiliuxiliu saliva loud. Heard the home dog, very incited, thinking that his wife ate something in, jumped up and go out into the bed and rushed,Diesel Mens Jeans, like a piece. ######## ... ... -
12. a time to eat noodles when her husband suddenly said:
night before, I accidentally bought a small onion. -
cooked noodles, tear into quite thin broken pieces of onion and spatter aboard altitude rape, though ingredients of the point, tin appear very fragrant. -
husband Duanqi Wan eat for a while, looked up, said
watching bowl thin broken pieces of diced green onion, I --- Orz-
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13. day of female students in our class a bad mood. -
So I went with her to find a meal. -
eat half the time, she mandated a decanter of beer, then asked me -

I hesitated,Cheap Diesel Jeans,

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then turned to the server said
14. hear to the story: In the past want to learn, .-
15. high-priced cattle from the 110 hurdles ultimate, where to buy tickets to watch the game and the employer had a falling out, simply leave her job, life for the first time to fly from Shanghai to Beijing, but Liu Xiang did not run -
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16. once we all have to go home after class ring a bell down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot right foot, , embarrassing huge, I installed halo. -
results next to me to see my classmates motionless, rapidly propped me, and then broke out around my ears mad flare ...-
17. a classmate, his microprocessor will automatically begin each morning (doubtless for the dorm the a.m. while the moment phones red open). -
outcome, he took a damage old posted on the computer. . . -
18. I have a student do gynecological checkup, the medic is a male, retard if there is proliferation of what the chest when the doctor touched me very much repulsion the students chest, brilliant, said the sentence: Han problems, Kazakhstan is a tiny small. -
19. junior high school language course, learning the sleeping, I heard these words, put this bag out of the classroom to the whole class outcry 。。。。。 -
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20. yesterday's overtime, added to the 4:00, on the office sofa asleep, and morning would like to bring a information to his girlfriend said, the company's overtime yesterday to 4:00, slept for 3 hours, worn out, the results of yesterday's information is written to go overtime to 4:00, slept only three matron, worn out, SMS ING ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ tears ran! ! -
21.13 years old the 1st time thing (menstruation) because of perplexed to buy their own pads, so I want my mom to purchase me, but ... ... I felt the mother that is a very timid people do Finally the mommy called prevarication waited a long time, finally found the gallantry for my mom: Mom, I'm pregnant (in fact I would say, Mom staring me say? Ah? ? ? Shua see on my face red ... uh ... too depressed -
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22. Middle School when the chemistry class, the teacher talk about what alphabetical polymer. Suddenly the teacher cited an sample on the blackboard and drew a -
23. junior high school object ... ... ... two students (same table) do not know how to label calling up a person accused dissimilar person said: , back scolded:
24 .. a language lesson, when the txt is that environmental risks, said something and dripped, polluting what comes to what `` `emotional place, 40-year-old language aunt cried angrily banged on the table said:
25. 一日 students to Zhongguancun journey, -
a hawker Couguo ask, -

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students take over the look, said:
26. a man found a fly flew into the nets even, -
told us:
we say: -

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he took this person got into a novel mosquito web, -
seal. -
stop watching the novel while waving fans, -
is to keep the flies landing, -
results two hours later, -
finally flies fly not extra. -
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needling he went over to fly, said: -

27. Saying that one day my friend and A Jun dine hit, so eat less, and canteen employer in front of A king, A chief gave a VIP gold card, and then said: This is the motel next gate to the VIP card, after you go to eat right next gate. -
28. I listened someone call in to the bus station car melody, a man said into the phone: I absence to point the melody -
host asked him: Who sent you want VOD? -
I did want to must ask, who is certainly a distant parents, who knows he replied:; I want to point a Jordan Chan's All stamp brokers! -
29. junior high school, when girls start to amplify fair the body, numerous boys Nannvzhishi is ignorant foolish. One day, the level a smart girl wearing a chest pocket with 2 T-shirt, bow tie is standing at the podium while, when a chap ran in from the outside, after the podium when I do not know what outrageous shake, easily squeezed female students milk pocket, his mouth still talking about: And the girl ran wailing and the educator has the bureau. . . -
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30 .. the girl he was a agreeable laugh at the same table, and once that men fart, the girls maddening, and then she asked him -

men began to tense to acknowledge the. Result female said,
then namely man began breathing ... inhale fart should withdraw abdomen ..-