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Reprinted from 103154474 at 22:06 on December 16, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Miscellaneous 7 Miscellaneous 8 story: Yang Xiaoyun and south, similar to a divorce. With offices in the divorce, the following dialogue:
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I do not love you!
south: you give me back my night to cook instant noodles, add two eggs, called the do not love me? I Pooh!
Yang Xiaoyun: I boiled eggs dog! I Pooh!
south: the dog you have added two boiled eggs, instant noodles? I Pooh!
Yang Xiaoyun: I boiled eggs dog! Bah!
south: You just admitted to me how good it?
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I do not admit it!
south: I tell you I'm your first love is your love I am I just can not live without marriage!
Yang Xiaoyun: you are a rogue!
south: Thank you for reminding me that a rogue I really rely on you to tell you I married you can not do that Yang Xiaoyun because I changed my mind I do not agree to a divorce if you talk to me that the divorce I told Do not tell me you are joking Pooh!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah,
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south: Bah! No way!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!
south: Bah! Go play! I play to you! You give me the child to play with a spoon!
Yang Xiaoyun: you. . . .
south: Bah!
staff: Ai Ai. . Can not smoke here
Mr. Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?
south: Guan Dezhao it?
go south: at? To see what it! Gave me to play! Why do not the TV series has one!
masses: how to speak it is!
south: What how to speak. .
Yang Xiaoyun: Why not let other people know anything about respect for other people looked and ah I tell you this is my FANS
south: I Pooh!
Yang Xiaoyun: Pooh What is it you are my super FANS
south: Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: south, where I ask you in the end Well I let you appreciate my hard all day to let them go?
south: So how do I love you Pooh!
Yang Xiaoyun: San Leba are all right next to the Son!
Miss Mom: Son, your biological father came back from the United States ... ... He made a lot of money in the United States that he wants to meet you ... ... ... ...
Lu Tao: even met, let him the legacy card it hit me ~
south washing, splashing water, out of an aunt, said: how, throwing my body?
south: I'm sorry, I did not see.
Mother: You did not see such a huge living?
south: I see.
Aunt: see also throwing?
south: I do not pour. .
Xuzhi Sen and his son alone for the first time talk show for a meet let Lu Tao stood head plate, sitting head plate, and stood on the sofa head plate.
over Xuzhi Sen said: business trip to Shandong.
to: You gave us the pot of tea to
Waiter: Sir, our cup of tea is sold on
to: Mr.
it to three cups, I ask What kind of tea
to: whatever our
have chrysanthemum tea, Longjing, Oolong tea, black tea
to: Mr.
black tea, black tea is our pot of
to a person: either you just are not selling pot Mr.
you, I mean our pot of black tea are packed in
sold to: Then you got a pot of tea you
have to ask: that of
is to you, Mr.
to three pots of: wait, you get me a bit chaotic, how they turned into three pots
President, three of which can not be a pot of black tea's
to: Then you give me three glasses of ice water, Mr.
Sorry,
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to: I want one cup of Longjing tea cups
to: It would be no pastime, is completely Tian Du
story: Charlene Lu Tao and eat together. Lu Tao said that the words of some very sour.
summer: how so acid that
land: Waiter, a bowl of vinegar
Summer: Do you drink I drank
land: waiter, to two bowls of vinegar
Plot: Yang Xiaoyun phone off the toilet, so the south Qulao
south: This pit dirty ~ ~
Yang Xiaoyun: ... ... nonsense! Have you seen a pit pure water ah?
Yang Xiaoyun so Charlene can not pass playing her cell phone, cell phone echo: not in the service area
Charlene Lu Tao at home with a humorous lines:
Charlene: What are you today the work?
Lu Tao: My cheer up, ready to work
Charlene battle: the battle where you work in?
Lu Tao: My battle cooper's work
Charlene: What is your status now?
Lu Tao: I have the status of an ordinary designer
Charlene: What are your goals now?
Lu Tao: My Xuzhi Sen goals and meet the new battle
Charlene: What is your motto?
Lu Tao: I can, I, I trekking trip
Charlene: Go!
Lu Tao: Yes! (With the Sichuan dialect)
story: south and south
divorce Yang Xiaoyun rushed home to find Yang Xiaoyun bathroom, bathroom shower is Charlene, summer shouted.
yelled out to the south and quickly: how not to wear bathing clothes ah!
Summer: Nonsense! You take a shower wearing clothes ah? !
Ling Shan said: people say that men can not do without women like to fish to water. (Talk Kazakhstan whine!)
Lu Tao wrote: But did not say where the fish can not do without dripping Oh! (learn Lingshan tone)
Mile went to see the road fell and injured Lu Tao Lu
-
rice drink - I drink Coke
Land - in the fridge expired, you drink do not drink it?
meters - to drink, as your girlfriend, I will do with expired expired cola drink
land: - a good point you
meters - not to the point of view of my ######y legs, back saliva off my wounds, and purulent I'll get you ah
Xiaoyun Q: Who are you?
south answer: I am your husband south, I'm your wallet, I was comfortable tool for your life, for your happiness, I will be ready! as Yang Xiaoyun service!
south and Yang Xiaoyun divorced, said angry words
> Utopia set up the first day of heartbreak at Lulu pulled to celebrate a bunch of kids singing and drinking Feng Wan, Zi said pig with Lulu in the crowd was good, nice songs on the pig
Zi said: thin like to cramp like ~ You almost put people into the women consumed a ~ br> Xiaoyun mother said: anxiety, I am very anxious ~ responsible for the words I want to hear to listen to pick a few
land Asiacom the last episode and Lu Tao to say, really touched me, like the integrity of good land Asiacom
you old before I've said, year-old, I just repeat the words over and over again ~ their own. to receive the three years, so a divorce certificate, marriage certificate, the Government of trouble we cruelly ~ Zi said funeral
wind up: move, can not tell my dad, always concerned about his living conditions, to help him ~ ~ Mom, this is not the contradiction you say you do? disaster did not ill, my parents are still alive and I have a car and house, and I hurt my wife and I earn money to support my family doing well, I'm alive, I'll be better, I can, I, I trekking trip! Lu Tao
passage in
birthday party since we came into this world to not be too kind, where people where we mix.
school teacher taught us that when we came to this world, nor to take away anything, but to strive to add luster to the world. Then I agree, I agree. But how can we do? I believe that they do not know, is not necessarily clear that they do, they tell us only their dreams. Well, we listen to them. Their dreams as us, we, like them, to dream to fight, but the dream is difficult. Because that is what we all dream of life is our love, our cause, our happiness.
But when we put the pieces of the abstract dream into a concrete thing, I find that our dreams are far away from that particular remote. But we will not give up! We will strive to do everything!
in this world, we will encounter a lot of good thing will come across a lot of bad things, and today before they are gone. Tomorrow, they will head-on collision with us. Our attitude is that we who do not fear bad child!
(toast) to, for all of us have met all the bad children, I drank the first one.
Mile and Lu Tao, a conversation, like a super character ~
Mile Mile: This is my seat
Lu Tao: nod
m: Charlene is not the time I'll just take it
Miss: nod
m: better than before you land
: shaking his head
m: Now take me home, before you often do not send me
m: Thank you later in the company to meet you, I will treat you very natural, not nervous, do not run away at any time that you will not feel silly and stupid
land: I can do for you ?
meters: If you can accompany me in our home garden, sit down,
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meters: In the past you always pit rich girl, you and your child together with the South, lie to me with all kinds of jokes for you pay, the result of my bad habits to develop that is at your credit card, the more you eat the more I am happy that I bought at the flea market clothes, get back to Charlene easily change the two, let Xiaoyun something sewing things up casually, just like my dad said that a thousand dollars, and my dad never believed me, she thinks I look good in anything, in fact, my clothes are the most expensive three of us girls , you know
Lu: I did not see it, I was too rebellious time, and there hatred of the rich psychology, I think you should pit the
Obama: I tell you one reason, you hear clearly : Let me pay the bill should be, but I should not leave you so bad, I still like you, I like you bad, like before you make it look bad, bad idea all you want to come out first, and then Zi with your desire to purchase the south,
air force one low, the three of you look at each other, laugh, take the hint, and then began to make trouble, I feel especially happy, I love to follow you, I like to watch your show of lawlessness, I bought a theater ticket , which would you do martial arts to draw three years, and then we go to play, my face is dirty, you steal my car in the towel facial, I might envy you, because you are male children, where are all caused by onlookers, was caught does not matter.
I like to watch your indifference, I think especially in high spirits especially handsome! In fact, I've always wanted to become a boy, along with you dry, but I was a girl, so I can only give you a lookout in the back,
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: Mile, I've got to then you could possibly have been as a child
meters buddy: I was a girl
Lu: I'm sorry you
m: Actually, one thing I'll fool you, once again we escaped after dinner One, you start and took me pull in behind you wait for me half a day, and I catch up with you with you, I also ran, in fact I did not, I was that they got caught, paid the bill
Lu : Mile
m: you silly ah, Lu Tao, you do not understand me, I said everything, everything, that is my happiness.
south Yang Xiaoyun advised the child destroyed
south: br> shopping
south to accompany Yang Xiaoyun Yang: Today we can say well, this shopping mall may have a rule;
to: speaking, listening;
Yang: First, we can only see products, not allowed to see beautiful women, except me;
to: Adult;
Young: Second, all the things you buy south, price not allowed more than one hundred, those who buy the things I Yang Xiaoyun, price not less than five hundred;
to: Adult;
Yang: Third, not allowed to escape, can only follow me, you can not put me in a big crowd of them lost;
to: Adult;
Young: Finally, the payment should take the initiative and ran quickly you know what to tell you, when my husband got to discerning price of children, I see shining eyes of the goods that you fell to me to have to pay not to waste my precious saliva hurry you;
to: walking, young married woman. LOFT
to persuade Yang Xiaoyun Yang
south Divorce: Do not procrastination, the sticky gooey like a man?
to: you let me pipe and smoke, no, you Gan Mafei hurry? I do not tell you yet? If you find the new people I'm sure with you to leave, we will not keep you.
Yang: crap, I was such a knot of people Shangna Zhao new marriage going?
to: Does not this right? Do not look for it. Besides, I do not have a knot in it? Yang Xiaoyun I tell you child you learn me, do not be so anxious, my tolerance is limited, but if you force me to divorce, back to what I really would have happened, and to whom ... ...
Yang: roll.
to: we do not say such hurtful words right? The two of us will sit with that, I'll make you a cup of coffee, the two of us are petty bourgeoisie, encourage each other to encourage, to comfort, this is not very good it? Are all broken people, you so why bother?
Young: Do not bother me, I come to you this angry, what is broken utopia, ah, passes so full of enthusiasm, I think is the erosion of utopia.
to: Why do not you come over we can move a piece of erosion erosion.
Young: Come on. Save me detain you.
to: Do not ah, so many years wasted anyway.
Yang: Ai Ai, do not sick I right? You think I do not know? Quietly behind my touch to please rich girl, you do not look in the mirror to your child's like 脚踩两只船 such people? I also got you tread, step on other people rich girl, would like to Chiruan Fan. Ugly do not want to want to be a movie star plastic surgery, you heard it?
to: I did not.
Young: Do not talk back. Lived LOFT, please rich girl, I think you are jealous of Lu Tao disguised.
to: Lu Tao that is my buddy.
Yang: the success of such a man lingering around children, do not you feel special fail you?
to: Do you mind? You thought I was you ah.
Yang: such a beautiful LOFT, Lu Tao thought no, no Mile, you do not live in, not the heart is not particularly taste ah? Think you're a what kind of person you? Oh, the failure of a particular person, the mixed feelings, ah, ah little bitter, small sad lah, you cheated me do you.
to: No, Yang Xiaoyun, you middle of the night came against me ... ...
Yang: I hit you, I know you too well, I'll hit you.
Charlene return, Xiaoyun and her friends described the situation
Yang: You can not think, since you've gone ah, those people break out of a warehouse, I see that before deposit droppings, and now they are bamboo revolution, huh LOFT, also took a special disgusting name, called broken utopia. It is said that people who live there all of them have broken off, can you guess who it is. Headed by Lu Tao, Mile, Ling Shan, south, Zi, Lulu.
It breaks your heart to Lu Tao, Mile heartbreaking to Lu Tao, Lu Tao Ling Shan is also considered to heartbreak, south heartbreaking for me and Ling Shan, Zi heartbreaking to Lulu, Lulu Centre for Sun Xiaohai broken, Sun Xiaohai to rock a broken heart. Anyway, they're both on the surface one by one heartbreaking, but the real than anyone ever good. The petty bourgeoisie ah, little atmosphere, ah, ah windows, small pool, ah, ah a small basket, small darts, ah, ah small garden, as well as dogs do, what coffee ah, oh a bunch of blind people in there all day was Joseph. You look back to know, one ungrateful appearance, the cause of the cause of the mischief of the monkey, one by one every day happy with the son of a bitch like.
south and the Chinese sub Offer
south more than anyone else: our family yard your home have? (Old hutong in old Beijing courtyard)
Zi: Our family has a private full-time hairdresser, shampoo hair care division, do you have at home (just bought the next second-hand hair salon)
south: our family not to marry a good finish there dozens of boxes of Sijiu wife's mother at home, your family has you
Zi: Our family has old-fashioned off-road vehicles, we are open all right to go out for a ride, into your home do so romantic (600 dollars are N-no hand tamping Beijing Jeep)
south: Our family has color TV refrigerator, washing machine, and what is convenient to your home with you for a (common courtyard)
Zi: private companies to our family, we do not go to work, We just like home SOHO, Oh so after feeding your family what modern life years to catch up.
south: We have packages have not been touched home a modern kitchen, with no use to heap on the bed is low, out of eating out every day with the young couple, popular hot drink about having to spend money like water, dare to do such a luxury in your family?
Xiaoyun: I had to give them a really prestigious university students, ah, break the pot broken bowl's also more than anything than do that again, I'm furious, I tell you the south is really down Eight life blood of mold, and quickly fight ah, salted fish and then turn the body blow.
south: Xiao-Yun Yang you all right, satisfactory end to your long that salted fish, salted fish was kind enough to mention me, people salted vegetables to marinate for half of premature death, and can stand up, you turn to me to see you looking through you turn.
Zi: Waiter, bill!
Waiter: A total of 58.
Xiaoyun: wow, really large sum of money, since we do not so extravagant, ah.
south: Yes, ah Zi, next time I come.
Zi: the next time, next time you have to hire Zhibu Ding buy dreams.
pig robbed China LOFT children to ask forgiveness friend Lulu, who saw him
Hua Hua Zijian: No go?
Lu:
China did not go: keep your wine is finished it
land: called yesterday to finish, and Comin do not know where to get the two cases and from a variety of wine.
China: still a variety of wine?
land: a variety of wine.
China: I reported it.
Lu: They came to this thing really begging you to forgive how the alarm ah. Seven days a. Seven days a.
China: ... ...
Land: a trip to forgive him or you got out.
Walter: No
Yang Xiaoyun the south, decided to take home the yellow car playing Alto Jeff Chang's
(music) do not regret having loved the amount of pain I am willing to back my Airuchaoshui Airuchaoshui closely you push me to follow you around me ...... it Airuchaoshui
car parked in their former home of youth home door.
south: I'm sorry, Yang Xiaoyun, I do not know you're there.
Yang Xiaoyun: Nothing I'm sorry the
south: it goodbye
Yang Xiaoyun: You do not want to go see it? May not go up forever after a
south: I still do not go up. Always want to go up before, so unhappy. Do not want to, really do not want the
Yang Xiaoyun: (can not help crying) you chat with me, I am always a person, apart from my mother to myself. My heart can not stand.
youth homes, south, and Yang Xiaoyun home. Yang Xiaoyun found a tape recorder, open the Record button on the coffee table
Yang Xiaoyun: Well, I would like to record it, so I'm bored, when a person listen to, say anything
south: I do not Yang Xiaoyun
know what to say: just saying a few words what, tell you just wanted to hear you talk, you are not usually quite able to say?
south: There was a little girl, she got a big toy, she likes the toys. She often threw it aside, they often hold up play. One day, this toy is broken, she was not happy. She wanted to fix it, she thought she could fix it ......
south took a deep breath, taken out of the smoke.
Yang Xiaoyun: say, ah, went on to say
south: Yang Xiaoyun, I am not a toy.
Yang Xiaoyun: I've never been a toy to you, I just want to treat you.
south: Yang Xiaoyun, before that, I think you are the best for me, but when I met really good people to me, I found you I'm not the best.
Yang Xiaoyun: not that you break the Yaoyao What, you say, she has my lovely it?
south: (immediate answer) did not. I admit, she did not you cute. But she gave me the confidence, she let me have confidence in life. Yang Xiaoyun, I have a crush on you lovely. But later I discovered they are all cheats, not the most important. Remember? Charlene you have because of jealousy, beat me in the market of a slap in the face, then Oh love you, even if you broke my heart, I also think it is right. Lu Tao,
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Yang Xiaoyun: Charlene how it? Charlene is cute than me I admit, but ......
south: Yang Xiaoyun, you know Charlene cute, everyone loves her, so what you are willing to comparisons with her, learn her anything. But you do not know Charlene cute, is not your cute Yang Xiaoyun, Charlene because you did not learn who the most important thing - sincere. Charlene always pay for Lu Tao, until he can pay nothing, she had left Lu Tao. But you? You have been performing in front of me you lovely. Yes, I admit, I admit oh confused by your lovely round and round, you've been paying me, I left you, you is not happy because you have not found a better audience to appreciate your lovely. Charlene Lu Tao leave because of her dissatisfaction, but you are happy with Yang Xiaoyun, for I am not satisfied, you are so confused Oh, for themselves are dissatisfied, I lost faith in life, lost their confidence, I often feel humiliated and frustrated, especially in the last two years. I stay with you more and more unhappy, more and more unhappy. I leave you lost, but I do for you everything is done, I admit, I do not good enough, but I tried. I divorce thee, I will have no responsibility to you, and I particularly want to think for themselves, I was lucky and met my true love, I have a new life. I like this new life, you did not have to perform in front of my lovely, and useless. Yang Xiaoyun, these words I wanted to say to you, but I still have one more important word to say to you,
south got up to leave
south: Yang Xiaoyun, I must leave you, I do not Love you. Goodbye
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