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70261 2008 年 01 月 09 日 08:39 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
reincarnation
devil: God, I can reborn it?
God: Yes.
Devil: I do not want to do the devil, I imagine the body as white as angels, but also a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: Well, you do Whisper it reincarnated
Once a man fishing, caught only the squid.
squid asked him: Do you let me go, do not I eat baked ah.
man said: Yes, then I'll torture you a few questions.
very happy squid said: You beat it, you copy it!
class name, if not to the final grade will be deducted 50 points!
when read to a brother I do not know how to jump in the past, and he shouted:
> Who ; ; one day to peek at a mosquito with the praying mantis woman bathing, mosquitoes are proud to say: see, years ago, I had two bites on her chest , now swollen so big;
; mantis not willing to say that Sample Text what, ten years ago I the split of the knife between her legs, still bleeding every month ... ...
An American in a Chinese restaurant for dinner. When the waiter a cup of lobster dish, the Americans asked:
a while, the waiter and a plate of fruit on the side, pointing to one of the lemon Americans asked: .
sell you Chinese. waiter Road.
and then sell you Chinese. out the matter,
The waiter shook his head and said, >
saying, one day at noon, three little tadpole to a restaurant for dinner.
point of good food, the process is waiting ......
see the table next to the table so guests to eat in full swing
his feet could not help but curious to see what they eat they eat the original
a bullfrog ;
tadpoles, after reading three very sad singing SHE's I do not want do not want to grow up, grow up to be eaten 啦 ......;
two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, Huh? how can you say sausage?
downstairs in a mental hospital, there is always an old woman squatted there, holding an umbrella.
last one day, a nurse to ask her What,
results look dignified old lady said:
hot summer day, two bananas on the street.
walk in front of the banana suddenly felt hot, he said, so hot Oh, I'll take my clothes off. ;
result, he took to the stripped skin.
result fell behind the banana.
day,
have only Bucks run faster and faster,
went last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks
one day, the teacher with a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
her declared that:
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
Teacher: : What about you?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming? ?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! How you going ah? You know the answer in the end ah? Anyhow, Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
elephant asked the camel: 'Mimi how long in your back? '
Camel said:' dead away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
1. a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!
2 . two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, which was crushed less than a dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: Ha ha ha dig, tomato sauce ...
3. wolf said:
put the lamb the wolf ate the results.
4. stones and cake fight, put the cake scored a kick rocks into the sea ... ... ... ... Once there was a pair of lovers
private set for life, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait,
ed hardy outlet, she was too sad, desperate,
ed hardy clothing, she is thrown into the sea,
ed hardy hats, the diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been In the other girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. ... boy was heartbroken over a few years, boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings are boys or girls
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, one day he hit by a car, he cried: put his burnt ...
8. Once upon a bird
a corn field after he
every day, but unfortunately ;
patch of corn field one day, a fire
have become all the corn popcorn
the bird in the past after the ... ...
that snow, cold in death ...
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: br> Antony: few decades. ¯ O ¯ ¯ ¯ it? finally have water to drink friends , some three-legged man ah,
ed hardy shirts! it is a silly child? ;
because ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
because ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: Students back the enemy a word, the result is electric dead ... ...
He said: where not wearing a bra.
18. Happy dictionary Wang Xiaoya live interview program host, a program the audience, asked: so say?
red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why would fall Xiaoming down?
please think twice ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
because the floor slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals was finished after rushed into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy,
cheap ed hardy, the results are out playing staff, but left alone lamb in-store, I ask why?
24 hours convenience stores closing ah ... ... ...
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee cup was all right, I ask why?
coffee cup with ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3 ...
24. I hate two kinds of people:
One of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Ryoko bamboo, tall trees Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, the eve of the U.S. summer woods, Qin ruler Naomi, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain み づ ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka,
ed hardy sunglasses, etc. which I know the name and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is one they carry me through another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; when I When playing CS exhausted, is that they made me realize smooth pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now does the accuracy of earthquake prediction improved a lot, this only a thin two words: predict,
27. Jane Zhang said: Jie ;
28 .. five Fuwa together to chat.
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called
Jingjing: I called
Huanhuan: My name,
Nini: I called the
Yingying bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first ... ...
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me
Huanhuan: People call me
Nini: People call me
Yingying: People call me
Jingjing bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first ... ...
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but the wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood! ! !
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he !! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????
Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)