king election-law, pulling a cow to the river and said: Who let the cows first, shaking his head and then jump into the river after the nod, I put the princess to marry him.
a butcher came to the cattle said: very cow B ah? cattle nod.
butcher said: I do not know? cattle shook his head.
butcher a Daozha ass in cattle, the cow jumped into the rill of negate pain.
means throne too brutal butcher, the butcher asked to attempt another, the king allowed. This beef has been pulled to the river.
butcher cattle that came to this; do not understand me? cattle nod.
peddler said: cow B also tin not? cattle shook his pate.
butcher with a laugh; we conceived to kas long asdo not? cow turned into the river in
entry exam and intends to have a baby reiterate his signature farewell QQ: undergraduate students can enjoy the dispose, I can accomplish in high school, can not arrogant? - Four-year
a girl lost a pair of underwear, the results of this written stuff to find inspiration ... ...
in long, long time ago there is a dense jungle of the Black Forest
have a lovely river mattress
are many good small tadpoles swimming
game come more often to protect this piece of life Arena,
the same time multiplication more fun
goddess of the forest with white, dark, and many assorted colors of mist covered forests
forest and apathy led to catastrophe God's spite
in a pitch-dark night, a white mesh
mist stolen away
often think of the evil scourge of God should It is set in the head across the Divine
beautiful goddess of the forest is all heartache
now call her to the sea to the sky Oh Warriors
back chip is not a piece of skinny Fog
you find it in the meantime, you can go there to partake in the Black Forest athletics
amusing life go!
my warriors!
the maximum fun thing is that each morn, seeing his wife erased the make-up water pops hammer his face, pa I melodrama hard!
a colleague approximately the N-girlfriend, not materialized.
inquired what he wanted, he said, have to be beautiful.
Another colleague said a word overall sales in China,
a pill bargains enterprise invited a team of proclaiming manufacture essence manuscript advertisements.
an brood in their brains after,
still nothing,
self-inductance of a shame to the owner's hospitality,
an assignment when the surface has ashamed color,
handed White said:
Sorry, I have no fancy.
next day, the best advertisement announced,
everyone is shocked,
Viagra slogan in China but:
I think not out!
two hen from a rooster hiked beside him, in which a curious question: how he was always listless recently?
second hens, said: tired to do business with the psalming!
first hen ask out of curiosity: what are they selling so exhausted? . . .
took to the bank for 1k, nb is extremely bad attitude, said, is not attached to advert the secondary 20.
nb said, just go to the hospital afterward to the pedestal line of money, a lot of human in front of cash machines, we are in the queue sun.
But the strange thing is inside the Office has only one buyer.,
so I went to a window , who long for the staff that die like a dog to take 800.
that human actually comes to the ATM to take out, I asked him why the card is not on the counter to take?
below 5000 are said to take on the ATM, said it was to save time, improve efficiency, shunt, I was stupefied, and diversion?
I asked him, now line up outside the ATM long row of antique, there is not a person, which What efficiency savings?
with the provisions of 5000 following which the file can not be taken at the counter? additional banks can!
that dog thing is low line document, I said show me! he get it out , anyhow, is not to take.
I looked at the sun in the queue of people outside, look inside to see the S 13 newspapers were beating climate,
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the whole of his.
I said yes, then take 5000! When he was ended, the 5000 to me, and I took a hundred, that cached 100!
teller machines can not save money, so he do. waiting for him after finishing this 100, I again used the 100, that 存 100!
that dog thing that you can not be a deposit and what?
I say I made my own paper sets out, one only can store 100, what,
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slowly nigh a lot of supporters around, everyone says that doing good!
quickly next to something favor me dry up.
the terminal out of their leadership,
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next to a lot of people advocate me, aloud accusing them.
What kind of mastery namely I'm sorry that the last, in future we ambition cultivate the working methods. handy as everyone , etc., etc. .......
when I turned away, told him that I now know why you are creating the line, because you're cheap!
Third, China Merchants Bank **
2 days before I went to China Merchants Bank to take money (for the company to take), the results point and found a counterfeit copy of $ 100, because they are studying accounting career with cases that occurred prior to the company (money made from the bank to get a good salary, was found to have imitation copy), so their special attention, after which I said the counter lady: Miss, you have this money problem.
Miss: What problem?
I said: ########
Miss: can not, you left the counter of.
I was above fire: your eyes have problems ah? your eyes to discern which counter I left friends?
so I have had one controversy with her viewpoint can be bad friends, as whether I accidentally put the money for like, my sharp-tongued ~
I said: Do you have experience copy machine problem ah? artificial bell is not copied in the past ah? so agreeable, we panic at
treatment - not to say that playing 110 ** What ~!
noisy din when the Bank has a Bank out ~ ~ ~ do not ask me the premier time, training and readiness
a : you leave the counter of the mowing? leave the counter can not prove it false copy is sent to the!
I Emperor Polo! I felt was ridiculous: he is out to solve the problem of it? 2, then do not mention it put the reproach on clean Caesar ~
This time Governor of the Bank started a little You mention a solution.
I was also a drop of gas a little bit dizzy, without thinking: a nice of 10! Blurted out ~
Bank: 1 lose 10 it is unlikely,
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Yingchu 4 ABC vip
from a few months ago, Hohhot agricultural lines put ahead a vip window, merely for more than $ 5w business. once I would like to take 1w greenbacks, a small window of the group was the long, vip window blank, I went to vip window to do, the staff asked me to take How many, I say take 1w, she directly said, 5w small window to the retinue business line and I said, I take 6w, she said, 6w can, I intend 6w cash, I took a w, the the recess of the 5w and plug back and said: I keep
5w. staff instantly fainted.
five, all withdrawals and once in a
ICBC, the Party grants to a 140w list, I went to the bank to do money, for there is no ICBC card, I intend to do card money migrate deposit up, the outcome of staff really said, do card to copy ID cards, their copier is broken,
Supra Shoes UK, ought I go to copy I am angry and said, well, not saved, 140w entire withdrawals! reported arrange your evening,
Women's Supra TK Society, morrow I have to take! director of the bank's business had changed was his face, then said a mini girl smiling : You used the card, I went to your copy, you await a meantime... ah, while you feel the psychological equilibrium...
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