Several classical joke discern Kane in a wrong moo

a man working apt the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door apt ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought namely afterward gate Who namely it? I understand him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was maddening and said: ah shit! To be act this? !
next door asked, while do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy human! He said the chagrin: left was ended,GHD Purple Styler! !
this period next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD dead, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, an ambition give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD age incumbent on me then! !
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a female through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open weapon, do hug the favor, is the front foot. man fell to the floor calling, and said: are the third stop, and I bother anybody with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You inquire a friend to banquet, half-way above the trips to the bathroom, behind, a chunk of rainy pants. Friends: how wet your pants immediately? Ge: Since I became famous afterward the regular direction. Friends: frequently? Ge: no! Is often sprinkled with the human next to suddenly corner the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband suspect. Out above the huge screen, Husband appears to be perturbed, and blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus home, found the billfold on the exercise without a USD Ling Chao, a hurry, then dragged out a ten-dollar big stamp into the slot. Later,GHD Salon Styler, more and more convinced that useless, it will consult with the driver, can not let my door, and the next tourist to be dripped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers admitted. Car quickly pedaled to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the decree, and soon received 8 of a dollar. Then came a big guy, muscular border, mowed the embark inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I bombard, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the maximum cattle, and said, as I'll excavate ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have peruse no one tin live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend shrieked early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me,GHD Benefit Styler, merely likewise has given me surprises ! heard the nice news! I bought today, particularly the go force is up, running approximately a dozen clients! back to the corporation. entire three in the p.m., and to the canteen and saw merely a pathetic soup, and flesh Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, flee a morn customers, the abdomen has long been called the cuckoo,GHDS, and had to a massive plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not muse the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a raging piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I fast rushed to the location where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or mortified, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! nice navel up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no discretion but to go home, I hope she will not discern me like this piece of horror it! ... ... On the way home I accidentally put a lot of effort to fart. nearly home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. many to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very superb, will definitely give you a surprise award. Suddenly, I felt ambition to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell call rang. This incorrigible my life! I detect the pardon that too chaotic to allow her to another room to response the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I curse! go to another apartment after the line. she left, I seize the chance to shake the body heaviness of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a putrid egg scent emitted. I can not exhale, so I touched the cushion, straining to nigh violently in one venture to flare out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a tiny, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a rapid rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even extra unpleasant smell . In order not to choke me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon for feasible. and is after hours return to normal in always the time, another fart and tin not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to mallet up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been thumped behind to the ground .......... I heard the additional chamber talking to the voice of his girlfriend, for the agree to abide do not peer, I do not open the eye, can merely be placed fart in the black constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but too do not make more room stinks! I undid the waistband of his jeans, underwear and trousers disappeared into the lower paunch beneath the drops out of the bottom,GHD Green Styler, and browsed and opened the terrace door behind him, nearly the whole ass out into the terrace, fart to a sensational begin crazy ... ..., ah! better approximately! after dancing I muddle with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign scattered ... ..., and accordingly, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart often, meantime constantly violently cushion, and eventually, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room climate and my stomach is much better now! I quickly knotted pants, achieving her cilia, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a couple of agreeable see. girlfriend for her 1st phone to play fall but long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a fabric. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the quite gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five elements of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at educate,GHD IV Styler! birthday celebration. Now, they are every face with one unspeakable wording of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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scandal of a jaws dog has jumped onto the table in search of edible, found a fowl, he tried to eat, the employer suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the fowl how, I told you how to! so the next dog licking butt chicken
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feminine colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, motorcar wearing a very gifted young woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and along, and her physical contact. Women's angry, hurrahed back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a car laughs at J8. Our colleagues say that's a few The girl thought the lad go and engaged, but also melody to die, then a station to obtain off that pervert a shopping
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sudden grief in his stomach, then into the turn of 199 All you can eat hot boiler canteens, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first layer, so I went to the second layer, second floor is also decorated the blank nought, but found a * failure to be close to the toilet door mend, do not use *, I actually could not assist myself, although he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzai squatted on toward the toilet, damage Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find blank, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to blank it once?? even the attendants and reception were not seen the ... ... So I approached the bar, and asked: stool to kick the fan fell from the ceiling when you are not? calculate your fortunate
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fugitives from fifteen annuals of jail detainees fled. He broke into homes in search of food and a money, but found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of mattress, and leap him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in mattress and kissed her long cervix, and then went into the toilet. as fugitive in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He have to be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your cervix to see. If he wants to have ###### with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no material how devastated you must encounter his requirements. He must be very hazardous, if he is petulant, then we may be annihilated. You must clutch on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my home have anyone Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must prop on, newborn, I adore you ...