Examination Jokes

College entry examination, entrance exam ... later the exam is strange, respondents likewise varied. Really appreciate the students immediately, ah, calculating tumble, unrestrained, and we were conformist, too alter, huh, huh. Look at a group of fill-language papers ... ...
1.__________, to eliminate the Iraqi people were emaciated
students A: annoy burner does not rue the end
(being interpreted as and water, stick the point border ~~~)
3. What if a aggregate of Lin Ku ,__________
classmate A: The husband and wife to sit dawn
(language teacher laughed when scoring halo. after the time in the study-room namely material, also dizzy! is interpreted as . immune ,__________
classmate A: the wealthy queens
(positive solution: up and the world economy)
7.__________, the earth students who Bushi Jun
A: As long as Saddam Hussein seems
(Khan |||....)
8. concubines thousand folk ,__________
classmate A: The steel bars ambition be floor into a needle ~~~~~~
(being interpreted as (being interpreted as 11.__________, Zaokangzhiqi Church
students not less than A: The expression issued by her husband not to work to mattress
(language teacher fury,Womens Lacoste Arin Trainers!)
12. Nung ,__________
A student: a lasting scatter
(was laughing, now I feel quite classic. are interpreted as (on the very shipshape)
14. I would inform God re Dousou ,Lacoste UK,__________
Students A: God told me howl roar 3
(being interpreted as 15. Thomas Paine ,__________
classmate A: The key moment was magical
variant student A: mouse son can make chasm
(Office of the language teacher the whole image of the collective without smiling)
16. Tianruoyouqing days old ,__________
classmate A: do no mythological Wasted!
(being interpreted as tastes painful ,__________
Students A: do not eat is a cheat
Everyone have to die ,__________
Students A: There has equitable died
(outcome: the teacher after parents leave down speech birds ... ...)
20. Moonlight ,__________
Students A: Li Bai Hong nap
21. Guanzhongkuibao ,__________
student A: I'm wondered
(Ha Ha ha! is interpreted as a lot of
24.__________, pedestrians Deep Sorrow
masterpiece of junior medium school students: middle of the night ghost beating
25. There are times exam Tao students fill in the especially devoted student, haha)
27. Looking behind, armored cavalry ,__________
classmate A: look today, stalker
(being interpreted as 28. fifth grade 1 examination to the examination of the of the pair, If a long time ,__________
Students A: It is when they marital
31. thousands of junks sunk ship sail elapse ,__________
classmate A: peacock pattern extra
32. the book to use when Fang Henshao ,__________
classmate A: The end namely not enough money to spend
33. Tianruoyouqing days age ,__________
classmate A: If people love die young
(being interpreted as No dislike aboard a long circular Qing Zhao's Like a Dream, Lu Xun,Womens Lacoste Carnaby Trainers, a sentence :locked ,________________
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... locked / ######## are locked!
38. mountains and seas forever adore ,___________
classmate A: give a line not
(Volume teacher accepted the sentence: Love is the location, points are points, always give a No)
39. tall school, when a monthly exam, on the sentence,
class somebody wrote: deliberately tangle to the waist. Another one,Lacoste Running Trainers, last sentence: Some people write, silt out of lotus root; there are more must, write: The begin of both
40. I ask, can a woe ,___________
Students A: is like a pot of Erguotou
(pedagogue installment of beverage too much ... ...
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