( rpm) of the ten women features classical joke of

1:

daughter told her mommy for her mother would love her and her boyfriend, her boyfriend committed suicide by taking slumbering pills. Mother was surprised: suicide immediately? Daughter said: Fortunately, he ate the wrong medication, not die. Mother said: I have always said, He is so-so, Taidalielie, which is no big deal. You see, even that little things wrong, how life can be entrusted to it?

Do not expect women agree they do not admit the habit. Back a thousand blunders and they have a thousand reasons to absolve itself. Human life, so what? She is still correct.

2:

female teachers on the blackboard drawing of a apple, and then ask: children, What is this? The children replied in unison: ass! Female teachers wailing outside the classroom, seeing for principals complain: children laugh at people. Principals into the classroom, stern and said: how do you put the instructor in tears? Ah! Also drew a butt on the blackboard,PULSERA BLANCA CON BANDERA USA!

the apple painting into the buttocks, the nerve to cry, the nerve to complain, great. Regarding the present, women like to find problems from others, always grew speed up aggrieved. Saying goes, people are not err too? Sages will be at mistake, women do not have. They are always right, even if wrong, the attitude is one couple

3:

the supper, said a rocket scientist to tell you: Recently, we must go to Mars a few mouse . Voice know next to nothing of, a beautiful woman interrupted: This rodent control, cost too much it!

women doing instinctively, that what matters is what is not research, not for reasonable thinking. Chairman Mao once said, no inquiry, no right to speak. No voice, women still talk. They feel good, did not take seriously the outlooks of others, beautiful women, primarily

4:

a female walked into the post bureau, a power to the news, finished afterward throwing the. But also the second, finished afterward darting. The third was written, she gave radio worker, and queried the issue for presently as possible. Woman left, the three cord radio operator became amused in this. The first read: it was all over, and not want to see you. The second reads: Do no cry,'ll never see me again. The third reads: by the recent practice speed, I await because you.

If the first two telegraphs sent out, it was all over. May issue to a third letter, the end became a starting point. Winston Churchill said, There are two things most laborious, 1 behind side of the wall, one behind on the other side of the woman. If a woman really to the other side, simply let go of it wants to. But periodically, they faltered. She says she hates you, you may yet have heart; she say no to dislike you, you may have no idea at ease. You can not take her words seriously. As capricious, dealing with them was a matter of luck

5:

a blonde woman on the airplane, sit in first class. Flight attendants over the ticket, told her: your ticket is a general space,PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL, and can not sit here. Woman said: I am pearly, is beautiful, I want to travel first class to Los Angeles. Flight attendants have no choice but to report brain. Leader of the beauty explained: I'm sorry! You do not buy first class tickets, so the only general space to sit. I'm white, is beautiful, I want to voyage first class to Los Angeles. Beauty TV screenplay is still repeated words. Head of no direction, she also base the pilot. The skipper leaned over and mumbled a few words beauty, beauty swiftly got up, walked well on its way mediocre cabin. Surprised flight waiters, hurriedly asked the captain said someone with the beauty. The captain replied: I can not acquaint her first class in Los Angeles.

IQ like to go first level this namely really crazy! It is said that beautiful women do not peruse. Do not peruse, * What mix it? * Face. White, beautiful, with these two, dare to go first class in the mix, and justifiably
6:

a beautiful woman cleaning products gate to door salesman, a great success. Some people ask for counsel to her sale capabilities, her eyes flashing lights wrote: very simple. I specifically picked the pair are at home to visit, to the husband annotated what he wanted, careful production extravaganza and traits. Finally told him, do not buy in a moment, so afterward period when you can mention. At this period, next to the hostess constantly demonstrate a assured viewpoint, rushed to buy my entities.

Perhaps you can find a woman not to eat, but naturally not envious can not find the woman. Vinegar nutrition, so that women ambition activity. Maybe they do not musto much sagacity, but some cheats and the acting by babies

7:

two women met in the avenue. A said: I received a tribunal summons, saying that chips of major cases to testify in tribunal morrow. B Q: Do you feel nervous? A said: very nervous, I do not know what to wear well.

woman be good at smaller events, only a small dressing, make-up, modern love like the details. Men read biographies of great men, to see the political skirmish; woman reading biographies of great men, to see the Temple business. When the life of the business men and women to life when the cause. Decent clothing is stylish and timeless topic of women, from where they find self-confidence, satisfaction and happiness

8:

woman with a child and a woman, but she gave her daughter to buy new clothes, so that age son to wear. Some people laugh at her quirk,PULSERA NEGRA CON BANDERA, she explained: export,Balance arriesgado, with special care to packaging.

in affair if this person must make a luck. Marriage mall also need business acumen, her comprehension is not so useless. Day seeing television, a beautiful woman in a cynical tone to her woman accompany, said: We are a male a woman does not dress it? Words were not very fine, but not unreasonable. First, a woman invisible in the clothing in,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA, they can not do without this package. Second, women questing clothes, men seeking women

9:

a woman put into her marriage certificate document in his pocket, and not without humor, to write 4 words: long-term rice referenda.

There is a popular saying, Well done is better to marry well understood. Marriage is a good shortcut, all the asset you want to come and do not have a consume of exertion. Of course, you must marry a good capital. Is often the circumstance, women with their own youth and charm to a man's wealth and power interchange. Just the ticket commute to a woman, definitely not beautiful. Otherwise, she can alternate to one auto teller machine
10:

a flare of the girl said excitedly: playing football and out on the same thing, and must have wrapped nigh the effort. If the feet can be like sticky comfit, like a mallet in football to succeed. Girlfriend said: then, hit away!
insecure women, always anxious about being abandoned. Why do men no such worries?


PS: I really want to say here:

I am also a woman, merely that is relatively objective and utter,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON FRANCIA!

to be a woman is difficult, to be a man of good heart, a woman extra difficult. Women do not think I was a traitor, I just want to say, want to knot their man's heart, you would like a man sometimes sensible.

woolly-headed like!

I believe, which did not disturb to send the men, only men unable of assisting them, by the time you are the first in his heart, so why attention also many about the other!

merely this post devoted to those who wander the emotions of a woman ashore the edge, do not all consider he is wrong, ascertain their own problems, maybe you adore has just begun!