Hilarious joke 10

1. a peasant to test the efficacy of Viagra , used to feed the rooster , the village the next day the farmer found dead hens were dry . See the rise of cock tree stand , asked why, the chicken said: Admission , the ticket of the Eagle said: Stop . Guiyi dread, Eagle said: watch you favor that turtle , merely also tie it!
3. couples marital in the oil factory ,Classic funny dirty joke, the manager sent couplet is: new new drill new wells , the second line is: the more fuel drilling deeper beyond . Streamer is: May Mingsong . People understand , the director explains the next word can be peruse apart .
4. a human of his wife 9 months fertile is also the same room, in January later the birth to a boy, connate to ask: Who is my father ? He said: I ah! So the boy mad finger goad in the head and said his dad : that poke you in anguish ? It hurt ?
5. peckish I can not resist your temptation. Close adjoin with you while you had me bursts of unspeakable happiness , consciousness the world circulation, and you absence a huge belly scared to make large malt ... ... Dear
6. a pair of male Meet his girlfriend to go camping . In the evening , the man that wasteland is risky, then took a stick to his girlfriend , said: You take this stick out to me to keep self-defense affair !
7. rain cheat a lot of asylum in the rain with a towel and bath soap , and merely you unattended in the skylight watching , it was quaint apt inquire : What are you act? You say very stupid team of fools , I'll wait for peppery water repeatedly .
8.丢车an age male ,Chengdu, a night spot sitcom show 【 】 『 ( Child, when he bought a new automobile on the ground ground , he aboard the 3 locks and clip a chip of periodical : Ah you stole ,Money! The next day automobile Meidiu , and more than two locks and a piece of paper that read : Ah you ride !
9. the sun in the sky photos, flowers laughed by me. Bird said: early a.m. , why are you carrying explosives . I went to bomb the educate , teachers do not know. A cord, I ran , bang school evaporated.
10. to fight for the discipline to the negotiations for one training in fluency ! to extortion as a source of income in mandate to rob the repercussion practice! to kidnapping as a cerebral game ,GHD Leopard Grain, to go to jug for the ultimate goal ! This is me!