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Remarks left on our posts by viewers usually present the inspiration for other subjects and posts. But I woke up this morning to a comment that warrants its own post … without my usual commentary. So now, I give you “The Twelve Pains of Sourcing,” an original composition by Brian Korzeniowski, JobsBlog reader extraordinaire. Thanks, Brian. This really made us laugh. You just have way too much time on your hands. Happy Holidays! gretchen
THE 12 PAINS OF SOURCING
(Sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”) The first pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Is Brian Korzeniowski. The second pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The third pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The fourth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Applicant Tracking Systems,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The fifth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking Systems,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The sixth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Outlook message filters,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The seventh pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Catching up on e-mail,
Outlook message filters,Office Home And Business,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The eighth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Nonresponsive candidates,
Catching up on e-mail,
Outlook message filters,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The ninth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Steering the Titanic,
Nonresponsive candidates,
Catching up on e-mail,
Outlook message filters,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The tenth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Google corporate raiders,
Steering the Titanic,
Nonresponsive candidates,
Catching up on e-mail,
Outlook message filters,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The eleventh pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
All those silly quotas,
Google corporate raiders,
Steering the Titanic,
Nonresponsive candidates,
Catching up on e-mail,
Outlook message filters,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski. The twelveth pain of sourcing that's such a pain to me,
Darth Vader jokes,
All those silly quotas,
Google corporate raiders,
Steering the Titanic,
Nonresponsive candidates,
Catching up on e-mail,
Outlook message filters,
Longhorn's Delay!
Applicant Tracking System,
Extremely wordy postings,
Hijacked blogs,
And Brian Korzeniowski!