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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 05:36 on September 23 2010 read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Space boutique
1, where the users favorite off? Ningbo. Because some people say: Sorry, you dial the user has turned off ... ...
2, one day, coffee mugs and glasses while walking on the road. Suddenly someone shouted back: \Why? Because coffee and having ears, glass is not it!
3, car fly. Guess a drink ... coffee ... coffee ح. Because ... ... (Car) (fly).
4,26 letter to remove the letters e and t left? 24 wrong. The correct answer: 21, because ET is sitting UFO go.
5, can not say why the joke at the beach? Should cause the sea laughed (Xiao).
6, Sichuan spicy food should look like the small animal before, and not afraid of spicy, what animals? Cockroaches. Because the lyrics: \
7, a couple go for Love, but money enough to buy them a bottle of pesticide,
pandora jewelry, and this bottle only enough doses of pesticides is dead, but the last two of them are dead, and this is why ? Answer: They bought the bottle of pesticide,
pandora bracelets, open the bottle, cap that read: bottle again.
8, there is a pig, it walked and walked, went to the United Kingdom, and he turned into what? - Pig.
9, a tortoise walking on a pile of feces, but only 3 in the top left footprints,
pandora beads, and why? - It has one foot in your nose.
10, Five Elements, who's legs? - Ham.
11, a B live in society see the boss in the alley a young man asked him: one plus one equals a few. Young people do not like, like a long time, said: equal to two. B society ح boss quickly shot out his hand. When leaving a go: you know too much.
12, one day, mung bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, and he kept crying crying, crying cry, and the results ... ... sprouted.
13,
pandora online, stool with urine is a good man, stool one day, killed by a car crossing the street, urinate said: I want to stool ah ...
14, what is the most special love cartoon characters? Answer: Little Mermaid (because she would not cheating.)
15, earthworms a day is very boring,
pandora sale, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton.
earthworms think this method a good mother, put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong.
earthworms father thought, put his into the minced meat.
earthworm mother cried and said: \\
17,
pandora charm, A: Once there was a eunuch ... ... (such a long time did not speak)
B: The following it?
A: The following gone ... ...
18, Q: a fat man jumped from the upper floors into 20 what?
A: died fat.
19, one patient came to see a psychiatrist.
Patient: I always thought I was a bird.
Doctor: Oh, that s serious, since when the.
Patient: When I was a bird.
20, two mental patients recovered while Jun A Jun B, and their doctor told them: \doctor's phone rang, the original is A monarch: \\; pig said: \chicken said: \cold, and ... ... his cold dead.
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