50 male-female relationships objective law

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1, the first time men and women go to bed is difficult, since more and more easy; women first and men go to bed very easily, since more and more difficult;
2, after the men want to make money his wife divorced, the man to make money his wife wanted to divorce him;
3, Men earn money, when the first number of the question.
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5, before the marriage and let a woman eat a man to borrow money, borrow money and let a woman married a man eat.
6, a man having an affair is reflected in more and more busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in more and more salt to do the dishes;
7, a woman said to you you say before the traditional children very honest woman, started giving birth dreams, before the modern women to have children dreams, after giving birth to become honest.
10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, at home, when the rich women like accounting;
11, the relationship between man and his wife bad the relationship between him and the mother is good; a woman and her husband no matter how good the relationship, the relationship between her and her mother is poor.
12, men do not make money when the women try so hard, make money when a man a woman regrets
13, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to take care of their buddies, and finally became the man's wife, girlfriend, buddy according to when; Women sisters were entrusted to the care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the wife, sister, sister have also become when not.
14, when men think masturbation is definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband.
15, the failure of men who like to than his wife, successful woman like other people than her husband.
16, illegal parking fine men and police noisy one, a woman in the side to persuade; illegal parking fine woman and a man beside a noisy, police in the side to persuade.
17, the biggest worry is the creditors man, a woman's greatest worry is the lover;
18, most men like to buy useless things and most notebook computers, and most women like to buy the most useless things shoes.
19, a man good at discovering his wife's shortcomings,mbt shoes for sale, women good at discovering her husband's benefits.
20, a man having an affair is because the impulse, the woman having an affair because of boredom.
21, men lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, women lovers will have a sense of guilt.
22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, women take the initiative to kiss men planned event.
23, four-year-old woman had for her husband before the impulse, the four-year-old man has for his wife after the action;
24, men like the shelves full of books, and women look at these books.
25, men and women angry quarrel in the car, if driving is a woman she would slam on the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.
26, men for money to the first mobile phone, and then change a car, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; woman money is just the opposite.
27, men to learn English in order to prove that they are OK, the woman to learn English has proven that they have not.
28, the poorest man is not bargain shopping, the most rich women have to bargain shopping.
29, successful man, there is a woman's support, successful women have a bunch of men behind the support.
30, women hated men Chen Shimei; men favorite woman is Lady.
31, men see a woman, love, the most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly divorce then becomes beautiful; women see a man, love the most honest, most boring marriage, divorce, before the most hypocritical, divorce then become sincere.
32, for men, the most beautiful woman can not get the woman; for women, most handsome man is already a man.
33, then the wise woman is also in their looks confused, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also clear.
34, women are always afraid of men usually color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; men always show ordinary women too, go to bed a woman does not show fear.
35, the most embarrassing thing a man is drunk wife pestered his friends; women are the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friends got drunk himself.
36, a woman of the man said,
37, divorced, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; divorce, not the property of a woman, it must be a good woman.
38, a man sent a woman bras, that want to build lovers; women give men's underwear, that already had lovers.
39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.
40, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell a man made a thousand dollars, to tell their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a five- a hundred, tell their friends made a thousand five.
41, henpecked at home, most do not dare contradict the man-in-law; at home, the women are most afraid of her husband dared to contradict her mother.
42, a woman will spend their own money to save her husband who, men will spend their own money to save the other woman.
43, men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of wealth.
44, most women like to hear a man say that another woman is difficult to see; man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure.
45, women often say that they comforted a woman miserable; men often say to comfort a man when another man miserable.
46, when the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the first time when the streets wearing a Dress.
47, praised the beauty of other women's clothes like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted high income, the final result is the topic of conversation lead to himself.
48, returnees men speak Chinese when the Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a foreigner and there are a few Chinese.
49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ, women read the Dr. because of low emotional intelligence.
50, a man lying is a kind of habit, a woman lying is a kind of need.