Sergeant Major
Join Date: Feb 2011
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. . .After the little nun picked up condoms. . . . Oh 』『 children not allowed to come in (welcome to reprint)
day, a little old nun, nun accompanied the master out for a walk, suddenly, the little nun found a condom on the ground, as if not a dirty little nun was very curious, he picked it up to study the eyes, it is puzzled and asked the master what it is.
old nun master glanced at it with disdain, replied casually, this is a plastic bag. The little nun even more puzzled, and asked the teacher why such a small plastic bag. Old nun replied, what is so strange, small plastic bags of small things, big things big plastic bags, each have their own purposes.
grabbed the little nun, was so long, but usually not seen it on those plastic bags.
old nun can not be sure to ask to live a little apprentice, and face any deposit, Lueyisisuo, she replied, it is not a plastic bag, a leather case. The little nun for this world is always full of curiosity, Tracing the source to continue to ask, then this flexible leather is used to doing little to make of it. Old nun, impatient at this time, but still suppress the temper, patiently answered, to hold things.
little nun asked something so small can hold.
old nun replied, put some valuable things that can waterproof. The little nun nodded slightly look a gift horse, it seems the answer is quite satisfactory for such. Old nun finally let go of a sigh of relief. They continue to pace down the hill away.
had not gone far, like a little nun suddenly remembered something, and quickly raised his condoms, the master of the old nun said that the holster can hold your valuable things, but why so thin it, do not fear things will leak out. An old nun, furious and said, how you so many problems today, ah, what a broken leather worthy of study. The little nun zheng zhu, and muttered to himself, I wondered what valuables can be installed in the inside, it will not leak out.
old nun to block the little nun's mouth as soon as possible, thought, and answered, for instance, your fingers broken, stained afraid of the water to be mounted on the inside, because of the flexibility, size, fingers can be fitted into it.
old nun suddenly quite satisfied with this answer your own, it is fitted to look to the little nun deep.
little nun, But not long before the little nun and ask questions, and that if the arm is broken, Can you go the whole put into.
old nun is simply helpless, and lazy to be a cry, okay, but a bit rough. The little nun said, or I try. Old nun said, is too thick, and will not work. The little nun said, What is the relationship a try. Old nun said, too thick, it will break. The little nun said, broke to break the chanting, is also uncertain to say Yes. Old nun said, then try.
At this time, came from a trail next to a male tourist, looking at the teacher and student were, and then look them in the hands of that condoms and said, sets, not so with drops. An old nun, not happy, after all, the presence of his disciples in the face of small, old head a bit embarrassing, his eyes a ramp, said Chen Sheng, it should be how to use the drops, is it not used to hold things? Visitors smiled and replied, is used to hold things.
old nun sigh of relief, can not face or expression, once again ask, is it not used to hold the precious stuff? Tourists and smiled and replied, still relatively expensive.
old nun once again relieved, saying that not to end up. Then the little nun and ask questions, and asked tourists, do you know what is used to hold it? It looked very difficult for visitors to teacher and student were, behaved in a hesitant. The little nun and then added, I do not know Can you hold that piece donor precious things. Visitors looked at the little nun, trying to hide the face to smile and said, there is just not convenient to you two behold. The little nun and the old nun looked at each other, the old nun has spoken, teacher and student were donor but do not trust me, do you love the monks also won the thing, why not take a look at.
tourists, could not, laugh together, looking like a clown look to the teacher and student were the same, but this time, the little nun and the old nun are accidents, Xiangqu speechless. Tourists said, Well, Well, I do not chat with you two, I went up the mountain, you two continue to study, with the answer let me know soon, I really can not stand. Finished, visitors turned to go. The little nun suddenly catch up to go and asked, that you said that pieces of precious things, I have seen it?
tourists once again hold back the smile, reluctantly replied, in my estimation, you should not be seen. The little nun refuses to accept the letter said, may I have not seen, but I'm knowledgeable teacher, must have read. The little nun back face look his teacher, the old nun pretending to be mysterious-like, not language. Visitors said, you have not seen the master is estimated that you really want to enlighten me?
nun nodded sincerely, the old nun has spoken, a look at anyway.
visitors suddenly ran away, leaving the final word, I die, I served you.
looking at the tourists away in the back of Homelessness, teacher and student were stunned in the place, finally, is the old nun to speak, well, okay, we will leather back, so that the whole nunnery of people around to brainstorming, to always find the answer, this person is too stingy, too anti-human heart, not reluctantly, Let's go!
PS: Shitai prostitution dug a good poem, and the poor of the little nun! Oh, I remember reading the reprint, along with brainstorming. Who does not reprinted who is said to the little nun. . .
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