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!A thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the direction of the wind to run the old lady watermelons
side edge chasing cry: look at my tears, you never looking back,
to see the police chase thief, while chasing says: I must be good enough, so you just want to escape the thief ran
said: Silence acceleration, my feet
thief was caught, the judge said: What to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you to give me a chance to
Police said: This is the best punishment for impulse thief was taken to the police station
two days after was released and said: You always Xintai s the heart to the old lady's window
thief,chanel signature handbag, a man drinking old lady said: a man drunk, good looking for someone to accompany
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain a lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
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in elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bike, so playing the home
junior high school when I was too prominent for learning, the school left me to read more high school for two years
I have quite the future president of that overcharged me thirty thousand
class that I am now able to decide independently I dropped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the beautiful two-inserted Brothers knife, brother brotherhood beautiful clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his foot, who move my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
helpless by .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of ​​me gave me the courage of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first think: that you Why can not I can live Shayang Oh! benefactor ah!
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drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot,The more true love , hurt more deeply ..., saw card reads: B-74110
cattle farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
keep a parrot hanging in a hotel at the door, a guest to say: & quot; Hello,coach purese wholesale, Welcome! & quot; a frequent visitor to think: I think you react quickly into. One day he & quot; rub & quot; ran into, and the parrot said: & quot; he Grandma! I'm surprised! ! ! & quot;
the delivery room after the birth of a child laughing, delivery nurses were very surprised, surrounded observed little fist clenched, break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: He * it! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !
points higher, to see a further; water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others take a taxi go. Wearing someone else's shoes, let others go looking for.
moon cake fell in love with bread, in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sorry: (Kong cavity) This is for what? Bread: my wife has said that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
an American, a Frenchman and a Chinese person walking in a large desert, walked to see a bottle, open the cork out of one person after the float, that person said: to meet each of you three wishes! said: with a lot of money back to the United States. Fairy asked the French. The Frenchman said: French added: Finally, the French said: The Chinese say: Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: The Chinese say: I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then a person to emerge, that person said: Total Total and Americans let the Chinese people, said that as well,buy cheap coach purses, so for a while and get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: France urged the Chinese and the Americans up to second wish to speak up. Double pot after drinking Chinese people spoke slowly to the fairy said: The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: & quot; my good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board has a desire to achieve. were smashed, and then is Banban sight of blood ... ... so after the U.S. left behind the old feeling. Japanese After seeing this, asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with the foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-create the ability to brag about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely carefree said: & quot; come, give me the Japanese mat.