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Reprinted from 121529407 at 20:15 on March 2nd, 2008 Read (loading. ..) Comments (1) Categories: funny Best Sound Award
day past a junction, there is the desire to fart, just kicking a man in the motorcycle, I wanted to take this opportunity to cover up his fart sound, which is too large of sound It started kicking people think motorcycle opened, and slipped it into gear to go, that I am embarrassing big mobile phone operators ......
Special Award
One of my friends bought a new phone. When the results of public toilets on the phone fell into it accidentally went into the pit. Unfortunately, among the lucky that will pit stuff inside is thick, the phone is not not go inside. As he prepared to find things fishing the phone, someone to call him! Happened to his cell phone and stressed that the shock was seeing the cell phone chatter, slowly disappear in the thick, deep pit will be ......
IT Repair of the Year Award
computer, a clot of phlegm spit into the host box, the results of computer pop-up prompt: Found New Hardware ...
Office of Chinese Literature Prize
three, two men and a woman, big men and 45 years old, a little boy of 21 years, female 30 years old.
no competition between the three, so harmonious relationship together properly.
One day, the woman raised, moved out from this office to celebrate the feast, the big man toast, the woman asked: \laughter.
Another day, a little boy also raised, to celebrate the feast, the first out of that woman's husband, sour big man asked: \? \classic names, called the people, take the 'climate,
Monster Headphones, geography, and' means
units over there, hanging signs are invincible
\Best Read Award
to China Normal University before the back door to eat barbecue
Shaokao Tan a letter to three lines of ad characters:
beef roast chicken
heart-shaped string
MM NB, even next to a very loud read: roast beef penis
Best Service Award
day, my cousin and catch the bus, so to finally one can be too many people in the car, simply not make it on the front door. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, but also not make it on the back door.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: 'I first started car, slowly open, you follow in the car behind that running.' I and the cousin of this wonder ah: What the way to ah? can be no choice but to follow in car rear end run. seeing to drive out of about ten meters, suddenly a screeching halt, the passengers on board could hold the body, all in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place. Then The driver greeted us proudly Big Brother: 'faster, faster ......'
Award
strongest love the car I heard someone call to the bus station point song, a man said into the phone: 'I am outside, go home and buy a ticket, and had the New Year in Beijing. I would like to point song. '
Host asked him:' Who gave you like song? '
I did want to have to ask, who must be distant parents, and who knows he replied:' I want to point a Jordan Chan's \and all votes traffickers! '
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