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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 15:41 on February 24, 2011 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1, usually call you even, so I have to hit you, just know that I am civil and military.
2, with every passing day, I was in a circle on your calendar. To Sunday, when they found I had become a day to be an ellipsis.
3, lovers and eventually became a house slave, a room of people get married.
4, more durable zinc coffin, of course, but the wooden coffin health.
5, Xiao-Ming asked Dad to give him a story. Dad says you have to listen long or short? Xiao Ming: long! Dad: There was a fly, Wengweng Weng Weng Wengweng Wengweng Weng Weng Wengweng Wengweng Weng Weng Wengweng Wengweng Weng Weng Wengweng Wengweng Weng Weng Wengweng hum hum ... Xiao Ming: Dad, you're still speaks short of it,
nike air max! Dad: Once upon a time flies, Om, pah!
6, Hot Pot City in order to attract business, billboards written this sentence: dollars, led the class of 50 children came to the hot pot city
7, a child asked a rich man: Sir why are you so rich it? Rich said: I was young like you have nothing,
エアマックス90, my father gave me an apple, so I put that apple sold,
3 word by - to explain - the story - Qzone log, with the money earned to buy two apples, and then sold to buy four apples. Children thoughtfully and said: sir, I seem to understand. Mr. Rich said: You know your sister, ah, then my father died, I inherited all of his legacy. Come on, he almost put all my kid have developed into the Young Pioneers! Come on, I still have family. .
10, has a very high coconut trees, respectively, four animals, orangutans, apes, monkeys, King Kong climbed pick bananas, which do you think the first pick? Measurement is the kind of person who you are.
answer is: 1, monkey is the most typical 250; 2, the orangutan is Shaogen Jin mentally handicapped; 3, the ape is the Alzheimer's precursor; 4, King Kong is the head of the fool to be caught in the door; you seen coconut trees Long banana it?
11. you can not hide your complex features simple IQ!
12 .. there was a little girl upstairs told me: you are so handsome brother ah,
air max! I immediately returned to the sentence: Not handsome or not, casual long.
13. hee hee and ha are a good friend, very good friends. One day, ha ha died. hehe sorry, he went to the grave ha ha, said: / p>
14. Today, four of a hearing heard most clearly: invigilator now turn out the tape side B to continue to listen. . .
15. beggars: sister, I have not eaten in two days, give a little cake? Sister: cake? I am here only rice. Beggar: If the usual no problem, but today is my birthday!
16. there is a woman ask a man, Man said: Jane Ta Masha.
17. the words of dust blown in Taiwan. Many elderly people took to the streets with open arms, looking at the sky 45 degrees, tears, take a deep breath, excited and said: 60 years, 60 years, and finally smell the smell of home soil.
18. My brother went to play basketball in a primary school, a low-grade girls asked to hear a low-grade boys: yuan, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your.
19. Once there was a chance to add clothing in front of me I do not have to cherish, until cold before it is too Mo and, if God can give me a chance to start over, I would not hesitate to add all my clothes.
20. Woman: I would like to find a boyfriend. M: I can help you, There is also a good hostel. situation. A: I have 10 million; B: I have a mansion, worth 20 million; parents are very satisfied with the woman to ask C, what is your home? C A: I have nothing, only one child. Now the children in your her daughter's stomach. A, B silent, and left. This case tells us a simple truth, the core competitiveness is not money and the house is in the key positions, have their own people
22. past There is a small cucumber she felt she took too many pimples attaining their own slice of the
23. McDull crush on who? Answer: Doraemon. because
24. a child, the teacher told me: the human body has a hard villain and a lazy villain when you hesitate when they fight. primary villains often hard when villain trounced lazy, tie when junior high school, and to the high school is often lazy villain won. but to the university I suddenly found that they do not fight, the mother had been killed the hard villain.
25. Christmas ah, each Aluminum child without a child to accompany the Lan can only be in the cold of a tight collar tight corner, I heard the wind came the sad sad reminder that the city really reverberates song ... single all the way !~~~Patient: Doctor, you are a little light! 5. Woman: Do Well 6. Parents: child, do not trouble 7. Offenders: ah I'm innocent! 8, packets on the phrase
27, Xiao Ming is good at maths by their parents to transfer to a church school. Six months later the whole math A. His mother asked: know ... they are playing for real. China: En】 【automated response! North Korea: brother ... you have to help me when the time ah! China: En】 【automated response! Korea: brother ... then I went to ah,
エアマックス2011! China: En】 【automated response! ... China: I rely on, just go to the toilet, what did you say,
Andy Lau (all albums ) - Qzone log, are you crazy? North Korea: automated response】 【Hello, I'm not something, one will then contact you
29. Clara with Xiao Qiang,
エアマックス24-7, said:
30. a university built a new building sculpture: a young girl holding a book in his left hand, right hand hold high the dove a symbol of peace. Open to all students in the school assembly name,
360, the result coincides with the slogan many people - read the top of a Birds!
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