1. A pair of contraceptive failure epigenetic a mini chap, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to crash individually his fist. Found inside a pharmaceutical, and then talk a mini boy:
5. Flight attendant advised passengers to dress seat belts
right, are sitting properly, as usual the living.
. King was asked a princess wedding, put an apple on the princess's head, who ought have the chance to marry its princess shot.
first man shot in the apple, he said: three men accidentally shot the princess, he said:
2. male and female friends to sleep in a chamber, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not get up up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like beasts!
3. Hongtao meet foreign observers a daytime and tried to obtain in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, exotic visitors, saying: I still side shows 70 *** it!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to detect her mother complained: Zai Zai: Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and saint white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn.
2. A friend because the first period work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, sorry calling; this period, where one human suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my center can be happy, to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get marital presently, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: You boys and a girl trample on the girl and beat the spunk to ask what kind of boys like
.
5. Day, I grab the last train out of breath while chasing again calling: Master! Master, and so I suddenly famous ah ~
traveler stuck his brain out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Some students really do not know, angry on the paper a cut ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator maddening then asked him: Beautiful Mongolian actress After the extravaganza, met with the mastery came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, agreeable asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a alteration of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
door lying individual home landlord, the owner surprising, Who is
door: for gas
9. One on the road to see a bunch of entities, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his jaws to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, move ah shake ...... I think I have a personal cordless shock, and then took a stick to me two stick.
11. A instructor educating in the field: One student fast said: namely the index finger 。。。A public restroom, A Jun constipation, do no drag a long shuffled out, then another man rushed Jun B, equitable crouch ashore the crackling does not pull good amusement, A-Jun, later hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so elated Some that are exercise bicycle, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun fear, shouting: Persevering, some namely kick pedestrians alternatively riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Stay in a alone polar bear on ice in a daze, truly bored and began pulling their hair activity, 1 ... ... ... ... three ... 2 ... the final one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... chilly ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
19. Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a scarp, peek anxious shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands cross their breasts, after seeing a vehicle police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to describe one elephant up with a anthem that ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: Tiger chasing two brothers, my sibling is not flee, said: had. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin immediate noodles, immediate noodles, saw BEAN BAG beat on the repast, came back on the noodles, said: Rest guaranteed, I have to fight it out feces.
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walked away, taking many annuals, is coming, and suddenly think of it at home so gas did not shut
back, walked away, and went for many years, Close the gas, and starting, and walked away, and went for several years eventually came to the polar bear
the gate, beat on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.
26. Junior lofty school, a math teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves coiled loudly: Students disburse attention! I want to deformed,
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27. A decide strabismus, a day trial B, C three suspects,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the piglet, said: Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? anxious foreman said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the employer had had enough: whether you come back distress, I took scissors to mow your ears!
over the while the rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? boss said: No, the rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
30.
devil devil collar the princess said: even whereas you called broken throat, that no one will rescue you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
No: the princess, I'll save you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to!
Cao Cao: demon, you told me why?
devil: Wow, see a ghost,
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ghost: by! was base.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my Lord!
God: Why did I?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: How tin I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
32. someone in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neuropathy holding a pantry sword to chase him, this man cornered approximately and ran, ran until to a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
34. create a statue --- a educate girl right hand held his left hand holding the writing a pigeon. educate governors to publicly call the appoint of their students. a time constant flow of replies, one of the loudest voices: Reading altitude with a bird!
35.
sun sun to grass to call: Hey, your grass ? I day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
sun: My day ah
grass: I grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
sun: I am Japanese, I ah
on grass: I am the grass.
sun's mother grasped the phone: grass, my day *** grass *** OK?
36. male and female friends to go shopping,
girlfriend: Oh, good acid feet Oh.
boyfriend was nervous: how? not tread to a lemon?
37. Winnie asked the rabbit: Rabbit said: rabbits again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
the door, the third day of the rabbit: the boss, there are 100 small cake? boss: I am really quite sorry , or not.
rabbits elasticity on the fourth day came: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: Great! today have 100 small bread ~!
rabbits : Great! to give me two!
39. his father took the bus.
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father: stop to go.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the tether underneath a candles, rope burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the folk, the results say a word, no eat
by Tiger said ,
Nike Shox Sko Norge! children in the house crying wolf night wolf reserve out the night, morning,
Nike Shox OZ, Wolf said, choking back tears, too: men, men are liars! ! !
43. the first day, the white rabbit to the rill fishing, caught naught, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you challenge to use *** the carrot for tempt, I smooth die!
44. Moujun first plane, alarm, fearful to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window, shouting: > sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake,
Nike Shox Kvinner!! Hair stylist deliberately knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao wept and said: I engrave to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the basis. San Mao discerned the fire: Ah you to ambition me disheveled?
47. Once there was a jellybean, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
Female: You guess.
men: love!
woman: you surmise again.
49. a cerebral patient in writing, the medic asked: . ...... side while ......
children: his side of undress, while jeans.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one a left foot harm I had.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title: after another
children: go, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is extra sad
topics: and they
children: my mother short and high fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a distortion of wizardry it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
kid write: thriving Wing confession.
instructor reviews: Do not look too much screenplay!
Title: delicious
children write: savory ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children to write: today's really peppery.
teacher reviews: Do you really naive
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a clause, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I must dead
Faint {laugh} .
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