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17, biology class. The teacher: ah, after his wife; Last: brothers, regret a second wife ah
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30, abandoned the whole semester, close to the examination all broken, did not sleep the whole week, before the examination is in the back, into the examination room full collapse, to get the whole examination paper tears, the whole thing back not test, what test all will not. . .
31, like most of the dialogue: male students at the school gate and fight, she pointed to each nose and shouted: something, pick up the phone, even a . .
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35, met two French. One possibility is to teach the Chinese language teachers, and the other should be his students. Pointing to the Chinese calendar, the teacher was pleased to students, said: Look, read the word This is Lei Feng Day. He was very famous in China because he helped many people during his lifetime) students admire and said: ah, you're informed! Finished two people happy to go. I take care to have a look, see the calendar is written: frost.
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37, the son of the log after watching her husband hit his wife angry, log says: come to my house to play today, Chen Shushu mother, that I finish my homework, you can snack. Then, Chen Shushu praise me for doing a good job, so my mom picked up, Mom called Uncle careful, after his uncle and kissed my mother, and kissed me. Great rebuked the wife to her son, crying: wear girls clothes called metamorphosis. 2 cute girls called angry, angry boy called hateful. 3 girls called soft tears, tears boy called cowardice. 4 girls is perfectly justified to spend the money boys, boys and girls to spend money is heaven not. 5, boys and girls to play is like a baby,
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44. This year the Ministry of Railways said you would not Students stand to go home! me: a sleeper it? conductor: no. I: a seat it? conductor: no. I: have standing tickets for it? conductor: do not sell student ticket. I: Why? conductor: the Ministry of Railways said the .......................
45. Teacher: how can you be late? Xiao Ming: all because of a road sign. Teacher: road signs? What The signs ah? Xiao Ming: It says in front of the school slowly, and then I slow down into the campus...
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