01. a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled to the male toilets ...
02. bird hunters to see the sky,
air force ones, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird on each of the offerings to see the bullet did not hit, said: \ scared to death! \ Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves , the person and still a brick, then heard; \ \ said: \ a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out,
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14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: \ At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said: \ ugly, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers : \ \ \ female colleagues,
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air force one low, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: \ No pants off it! \ angrily: \>
20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, \ awakened from a dream, said: \ Panzhu, the girl told the teacher there crying, the boys agreed to criticize the teacher education class the next day, the teacher in the class who said: \ No, can not people like Han Jiaosha it! \ So you have to side chasing barefoot and shout: \>
23. there is a direct foreigners to study Chinese in Taiwan. But he has confused the \ He came home very late. Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly: \; a man to the river fishing, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger,
air force 1, pulled out a hundred dollar bills fell into the water and cursed: \ the desert, starving, and when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: \ seek beauty, sad! \ Person: \ doctor asked: \; a psychiatric patient in the letter , the nurse asked: \ how do you know have not received? \: \ dusk downtown motorbike hit a strange old man. Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears all under the shouted: \ struggling angry shouted: \ Gate eight patients, of whom there is a talent that ventriloquist. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: \ Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked: \ 31. A mother and son are eating the fly, the son asked his mother, frowning: \ \ side light, backlight, or the whole light? \
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45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: \ \ A: \ One day , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: \ \
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