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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 10:37 on September 13, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Category: Classic jokes
1, the day at a friend's house, where did not find the phone does not know to take friends about his girlfriend's phone call and listen to where it is. I enter my number, according to a set aside key, the screen showed her my name saved: SB3 (and then was pleased, but fortunately, a third ...)
2, when I dig pocket, a key out was not found, then go back and find!
of young lovers in the roadside, where the men suddenly moved to say: Who is it? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later learned, turned out that the woman was pregnant. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
3, group meetings in the school today and suddenly sneezed accident, raised his head, it was found in front of the girls nose Biao to the back, and the woman is not aware of, so secretly want to help her erase, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting That dinner will be students, drinking 一杯接一杯 dry, one would have reflected the stomach. . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on the spewing out of a place full of ah. . . . Susu mouth back down, nothing like people. After a while, friends got up and said to the toilet, I kindly advice: When dropped into the bang bus card slot in the
7, high school, a job well done, the job, the teacher gave me this batch of 2 words, redo,
morning I went to 2 Mai Zaodian,
nike air force one high, and handed the job to help me pay him the same table,
most parts of the classic he wrote after the elderly in a redo, do not do. pay,
Next ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragedy on a tragedy is about to graduate, and he told me ,,,,,,
9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of cheap, would have to buy thirty pairs, the results of only one black style, and selling socks 忽悠 I said, a color is good, lost a take other Who can not tell the top ... one would like also, he bought a thirty pairs ....
So a couple of days for the ...
results after a quick two months, I It could not stand the same table, and said: you lazy dead, how say two months, you do not even exchange a pair of socks
I :....
10, the recent cooling of the , on the highway to see a strong man, open-top driving that a sports car, wearing a motorcycle helmet.
11, on a whim, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ...
12, high school with theory nonsense
Fei, Ai Fei, do not leave I ... ...
13, to say the right things
my wife the day before to find a wife online financial software, I'll give her computer, I sit and watch, the wife of skilled open
www.google. com, in the search field type >
14, to say the students parents.
his parents first love. One day to go shopping, his mother spotted a down jacket, but a look at the price to pull his father away.
his father said: we can not afford can not try? For his father to his mother forcibly into the locker room.
out for his mother, his father take a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother and ran, said: Run! While the salesperson is not!
his mother wearing a leather coat, the label floating outside, dragged by his dad flew out, just passing through a pillar, holding a post his mother cry. His father turned serious and said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his father burst out laughing: Ha ha ha ha ... ... clothes when I get the money you have paid before.
16, his girlfriend want to check calls, send text messages to 10086: How much is left of my calls
18, on the high school, the most funny thing that would be money
, we often pool to buy cigarettes, the day me and my buddy bought a Heyan
they just ready to go to the toilet pumping, the results for class, the class teacher of the class, forget it
first class when the class to see stealthy wrote a note to that guy,
nike air force 1 high, and then rub a big group, I was thrown over
see the class teacher, class teacher directly down off the table, standing on the podium and began to read
sweat ing, If I knew it read what, I would rather swallow does not give her a mouth
class: Classes Comedy ... ...
Comedy ... ... In addition to the class and the boss ZJ
Do not box if more than one , just an earth-shattering eruption began to squat, the results of the children next door burst into tears, her mother asked her how she was, she said, stinky ~ ~
22, on the high school We always get together after class to smoke
day I happened to have a more proud to tell you something, the result of slow
I smoke everyone else smoked, and I left half of the root, a quick look at classes , the big mouth and suck two
teacher came in suddenly, and I threw a cigarette on the ground, their feet, but just a step
two cigarette smoke into the class teacher had to hold your breath
have seen, over ask me, you are not smoking it
I shook my head
class: the class teacher to speak
anger continued shaking his head: you gave me to speak
me: I'm ... not ... pumping ... smoke ... ( With the constant smoke spewing from the mouth, nose)
teacher has not choked laugh ... ...
23, today, to have dinner with work colleagues, both of us ordered a plate of fried eggs, pepper and found inside a hair, and then pick up colleagues on the hair with chopsticks, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Owner of a look, oh, sigh ~ called, to, come! To the lady for a pair of chopsticks
27, topics like the teacher to join them, one day the teacher Topic: ... Solutions to questions in front of .....
not write the words to a public humiliation for a fact did not come to the blackboard
teachers began to sour him ..
school grades are so bad they dare to sleep ought to be ashamed
head is not at home ... only to sleep all day ...
did not expect to write ... .. he actually has a very nice solution ...
teacher got a little embarrassment ... so I let him back seat do not control him good ....
He actually did not think the teacher was kind enough to choke one ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be will ask me
32, my brother went to play basketball in a primary school, a low-grade girls asked to hear a low-grade boys: My mother gave me three dollars a day, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your ..
33, saying that my girlfriend to play summer jobs,
air force 1 shoes, Place in a mobile phone to sell a phone
at noon, lunch time, almost no stores, my girlfriend came the counter next to an uncle-class people will look at mobile phone, just that the MM section of the counter not to eat, weakly, and looked nothing like the uncle that bought the phone Zhu Er, no it on the counter with his arm supported her head, because the MM chest (crab) of relatively large, the uncle suddenly found watching it can be seen to the MM's milk (crab) channel, all eyes look straight, my wife found out, would like to remind the MM, the results of MM no response, a few minutes later, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to buy a cell phone it ... ...
result uncle said nothing, bought a cell phone running for the door and fled to the ... ...
34, heard friends say, his relatives to a colleague Xiamen, Xiamen, e relative to the one cartoon, on the bus, the driver looked at this person e cartoons, wanted to find the location, the driver stopped him and said: cartoons, read aloud to the: spot out of control
36, the morning her husband took me to the unit left, and then I suddenly received his text message: dear. Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight 。。。。
and then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
41, and girlfriend, dating, and I see there in front of a girlfriend like to go up the next shot her ass.
she turned around and gave me a slap.
then someone beat me on the shoulder ...
girlfriend I turned around and gave me a slap.
42, the day suddenly take a phone call: Well guess there is a gift! Not that I hang up! ally met the sudden call to my office and said: Xinghua sent to us this enterprise.
the news really so sudden, when we were in the army, then do not say no, feeling particularly good. lost contact a few years ago, never thought he suddenly came to our Xinghua . I told him on the phone, I immediately went to pick him up their cooperation unit, get together at noon.
I went to their cooperative units, boy! companies really have style, full of foreign management mode, joined the company the door to cross-examine the defense together, register, signed by particularly strict about my comrades who are deployed units who agreed to guard me into the company.
I went to the old comrades in arms said the workshop, the old comrades see I, nodded at me, and made a face. That means I can understand, not to rush, do not allow parlor, let me wait a bit on the side.
I bored, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and pulled out a newspaper point of view in the shop door again. suddenly there was a boss who went to look behind me, stood beside a security guard, he looked at me, patted my shoulder and said: It was the boss, and you are still here he did not know what mix mixed. President turned round to me: you do not install the
48, Dragon Boat Festival is coming, the unit sent a box of milk and a bag of Shang Hao Thai rice, a female colleague after work units to I moved back home to help him, to the downstairs, the colleague said to me: If he is not, it must trouble you to help me hence. My husband was not at home, quickly! take more than, NND, the district where there are many people that know me. he wanted to remind her not to call the: . My husband was not at home, quickly, and so anxious now! spit out a word: the students, not school today, school
52, after graduating from high school I went to high-speed intersection when the toll collectors. One day, a Japanese to his window to ask the way. Japan were fluent in English so that he did not understand one, but a strong sense of patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, and he smiled and nodded blindly: riding a bike up on the high-speed!
53, my wife and I went to Wat Pho to play, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, serious to say: see you too who read the book. wife sick or go to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless
54, the students travel, reached the top, a special girl shouted at the peak of excitement: the motherland ah, my mother,
air force one low nike! then a crush on this woman special boy shouted encouraging: the motherland, ah, my wife's mother!
55, my house has been rented to a Japanese guest, one day, that Guests hit me a call, with a not very fluent in Chinese, said: ! Mathematics office? br>
60, pick up the car under the carport, see no one around, put a very bold P, The result was a loud bang next door, electric motorcycle alarm
62, high school like playing football, GF see me play often, there are times I shot column in the practice, she ran, said: !
65, once the bell rang after a catch on the boys burst into the room, rushed to the last row, the teacher spoke up: some students were late to come in from the back door, do not affect others! boys sat down, that out of buns, a bite. he found next to a beautiful MM, has been staring at her. He thinks he ate breakfast MM, so attentive to buns to her. teachers are spoken, the ugly face: some students were late even, and still the classroom to eat breakfast, they eat also forget,
nike air force one, do not send buns to the teacher lectures Well!
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