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2117876 2007 年 09 月 13 日 02:54 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (3) Category: Personal Diary
1 : one day to peek at a mosquito with the praying mantis woman bathing, mosquitoes are proud to say: see, years ago, I had two bites on her chest, swollen so big now; mantis not willing to say that there is Sample Text What, I'm ten years ago in the split of the knife between her legs, still bleeding every month ... ...
2: In the hospital, a baby boy children born on the back just to speak, the children said: \Children said: \Children said: \
3: to visit a prostitute chicken kangaroos and frogs, kangaroos Sanxialiangxia bin, just listen to frogs next night one two three Hey! One two three Hey! Kangaroo envy the next day, the kangaroo said: \
4: elephant asked the camel: \the elephants and camels of dialogue while laughing. Elephant turned to the snake, said: \front of the couplet written by self-motivation, the joint is: 'sleeping cottage close family word play', the second line is: 'Alley lying collapsed foot flute Teng', scroll reads: 'Gan from heaven'. One day, a woman passing through here,
light up shoes for men, to see the pair of couplets on the heart is curious, in his mother tongue and read it aloud: 'Who Potamogeton grass my ass',
air force 1 shoes, 'I told him to get drops of raw so' ... ... Yo , there are scroll reads,
air force one shoes! But this time he read backwards: 'dry weight tomorrow! '\!
7: The little girl is always the little boy showing off his new toy. the little boy had no choice but take off your pants will never say that! girls take off pants that my mom, as long as this, how many you how much that stuff!
8: a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, a woman saw the eighties, curious The Question: What are you waiting for? prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop! woman will join the team and other sugar line, the results caught by the police, the police asked the woman: Your teeth are also capable gone? woman smiling the said: I can lick,
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9: driver to take the leadership to participate in a variety show, leading into the venue, the driver stopped by security, I told the driver that leadership is a systematic,
nike air force ones, Security says: chicken x is a system with egg,
nike air force one, chicken x into the egg to go up?
10, day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly ran to the hospital, waiting for n hours, the doctor told him it was twins! he was ecstatic: I am a father! when doctors looked very sad to say: boys penis with a long face, a girl Mimi how long in the back! for some that stay there, not yet understand why. The doctor asked: Are you as old Replies