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Reprinted from 403893743 at 22:14 on August 31st 2008 read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 001 ◎ mice a angry, we are all sick cats.
002 ◎ MM argument and a whale is not a fish, and finally I said,
003 ◎ gold men have young, I cut down the legs, and even pieces of copper did not find it!
004 ◎ spring I put corn buried in the earth, to fall, I will reap a lot of corn. Spring I put my wife buried in the earth, to fall ... I'll be shot!
005 ◎ If you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
006 ◎ travels to brothels were not old, please Huiren Shenbao.
007 ◎ hear Jun's words, the provincial ten books I have!
008 ◎ 0-year-old debut appearance, 10 years old and every day. Lofty ideal of the age of 20, 30, worked hard. The basic orientation of 40-year-old, 50-year-old popular everywhere. 60 mahjong 70 years old everywhere around. Homely 80-year-old Lara, 90-year-old hung on the wall!
009 ◎ undressed, I was an animal, I Yiguanqinshou dressed!
010 ◎ Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right! After long, long time ... ... Shitai,
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011 ◎ into gold,
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013 ◎ read 10 languages, as talk half QQ.
014 ◎ lazy bed the morning, then took out six coins in his pocket: If you throw to six are positive, I went to school! Thinking hesitate a long time, or forget, do not take the risk of the ... ...
015 ◎ I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to the is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is the last week! ! ! But that does not tolerate the money is ########! ! ! !
017 ◎ who pretended to be dead for an understanding friend, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery.
018 ◎ grow up to marry the monk, to play to play, not play put him eat.
019 ◎ Oh my god, except one male and one female.
020 ◎ Do not wait until everybody says when you find yourself really ugly ugly.
021 ◎ If a friend can betray each value of five, I also made a small fortune.
022 ◎ Personals: requirements are as follows, A Living, B woman.
023 ◎ sun I'll decay to the point.
024 ◎ should be appropriate to eat a little, only fresh weight ah.
025 ◎ Shanghai Triad, shake to Modoribashi.
026 ◎ fate is responsible for shuffling, but the game of cards is our own!
027 ◎ Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
028 ◎ you come back, I do not come one 忽悠!
029 ◎ life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be bad ~ ~ ~
030 ◎ fell, got up and cry ~ ~ ~
031 ◎ difficult for the world extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, as well as love.
032 ◎ Xi'an Jiaotong University passed when a dinosaur on the trips to the bathroom, came out she sobbed: Live, easy. Life is not easy.
034 ◎ my cousin, more than forty years. From the beginning of the text, even without the three-year test. Then martial arts, martial arts field made of a vector, the Drum officials,
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035 ◎ Memories can be misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ... ...
036 ◎ My life is limited, and eating is long ~ ~ ~
037 ◎ want a place where there are two ways pollution : trash, or money!
038 ◎ young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
039 ◎ You blind ah? You can not see such a big shield, but why should throw stones at my head!
040 ◎ first to find the cause of a problem, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
041 ◎ racking our brains decision-making, to ensure that each of the offerings, making ass leave.
042 ◎ We are moving too fast, the soul can not keep up the ... ...
043 ◎ Do not stoop to earth ~ ~ ~
044 ◎ girl from a virgin to the woman, so long and successfully, the boy from the virgin Men need to hone repeated changes!
045 ◎ Chu Laihun, his wife wish to change sooner or later!
046 ◎ child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me ... ...
047 ◎ are rich uncle! But it is not also owe!
048 ◎ even if I was a toad, a toad and I will not marry his mother.
049 ◎ why long sleep before his death, since death would be buried ... ...
050 ◎ tailor did not want to cook, not a good driver.
051 ◎ time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last he killed the all students.
052 ◎ road trip to Xi'an, a burst of bluster Dalian Dalian man more than a lot of good, and then build the city of Dalian, said when the centennial celebration held in a very grand event and so on, and then asked the next one: What is a city in celebration of the centennial is not? ... ...
054 ◎ harmonious campus, biking is a Ph.D., perhaps, but open-Benz may be a logistical ... ...
055 ◎ is gold, there will always spend the; a mirror, always reflecting the ... ...
056 ◎ inappropriate nun my girlfriend because she did not have four, Anli charge.
057 ◎ off with a mere star is more famous, I been caught off the bare up,
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058 ◎ look at a beautiful MM, pain-free way to strike up a conversation, a brick street, picked up, stepped forward, scientists, fancies himself a landlord of the young master, there are fertile fields at home all day, learn nothing from nothing led a group of dogs I took to the streets to take liberties with what good and decent girl ... ...
060 ◎ Do not talk to me about ideal, quit !
061 ◎ rose to you, your chocolate, diamonds you. You, my!
062 ◎ so-called surprise is waiting for your rabbit to a hard, followed by a wolf!
063 ◎ What is lucky?? Happiness is a cat fish dog meat, Altman played little monster!
064 ◎ two farmer boasting: 065 ◎ cockroach cockroaches are not afraid of drugs, we do not even vitamins get it working,
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066 ◎ long a bun like to not blame the dog along!
067 ◎ Touxing when the men behind Einstein IQ!
068 ◎ study hard for the Chinese! Qiana a pack of Chinese a lot ... ...
069 ◎ If you can not wear the wedding dress to your woman, then do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned!
070 ◎ Do not think you can do wearing dirty clothes to witness to; do not think wearing wooden clogs slippers can do ... ...
071 ◎ witness the cause of the country, the honor is the unit, the performance is led by the wage by his wife, the property is the child, the error of their own.
072 ◎ Phoenix is the rebirth of Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
073 ◎ If one day I become a rogue, please tell others, I too innocent ... ...
074 ◎ I not only have a car, or own the ... ...
075 ◎ QQ, a woman has only to numerous molesting a man, a man used to fill a variety of QQ, the woman above ... ...
076 ◎ chance to see the book called the standard of contemporary women's mate choice: Then write down the standard fantasy wife in the election: people being bullied.
078 ◎ sleep is an art - who can not stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps,
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079 ◎ In order to avoid domestic violence, so I decided not to get married!
080 ◎ You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig!
081 ◎ lightning stealing a bell, maintaining the original aim, the outcome worth mentioning that this material most Acacia storm, why a house does not sweep sweep invincible, east sunrise west raining, raise my eyes comparative study, transfixed hair when the authority arrow, chickens Yanyong chopper small scale, hard-edged spring, Weiweijiuzhao Po Kui, Very good bye, eight-cell tooth in Taiwan the lupine, blew new moon ... ...
082 ◎ a blog diary of a woman : a certain day, drunk and go, hand touched - both mobile and chastity, sleep!
083 ◎ beautiful, and pure, and gentle, and ######y, and lovely maiden, like ghosts, like the men are talking about it, but no one has ever witnessed ... ...
084 ◎ remember the primary school teacher scolded me: Now, is it not dare laugh laugh ... ...
085 ◎ If happiness is a cloud, if the pain like the stars. That is really my life cloudless, starry sky ... ...
086 ◎ contraceptive effect: not successful, it becomes
087 ◎ alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone.
088 ◎ most tiring thing in this world, than to sit and watch their heart is broken, have to stick it up yourself.
089 ◎ tragic life is: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
090 ◎ father asked what the pursuit of my life? I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face; I answered career and love, the father appreciated touched my head.
091 ◎ men lust, slightly stronger than one o'clock color center called satyr, and then stronger in this call goat, called a rapist intensified, it became a perverted ###### maniac You Qijiang, lust to the extreme, the artist known as human aesthetics .
092 I remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a text message: completely sad ... ...
093 ◎ here against urine, and offenders confiscated tools.
094 ◎ see beautiful women in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
095 ◎ baby his mother, nothing if life there are many things to do, do not delay the effort, and I play hide and seek, and quickly jumped out Come on ~ ~ ~
096 ◎ woman's life like two flowers: one money to spend, and second, to spend as much as possible!
097 ◎ became a hit - is described as female artist of the ... ...
098 ◎ unfair is that this world: God said: Beauty said: Regal said: I said:
099 really do not understand, many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
100 ◎ occasional quiet life, you will feel so cool for a silent, but silent to you a quiet life miserable ... ...