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2126262 2008 年 01 月 10 日 22:44 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
a , the couple upstairs threw a pillow fight, happened to pass by a beggar Jinki. Moment there is one fly under the quilt, beggars ecstasy. Then wiping her tears on the upper floor shouting: Big Brother for god sakes, put the woman also abandoned Come on!
II, Big Brother, do not in touch! Here you touch a touch above the hair you have lost touch, so tender skin, the touch is all you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
Third, a female reporter asked the origin of mad cow disease, farmers, farm owners said that I want to squeeze ten times a day of milk, but cows can only mate for a year back. Reporter puzzled; farm owner exclaimed: rub your breasts every day, make love once a year, can you not mad it?
Fourth,
belstaff uk, teachers in rural areas of literacy, so that the word of a peasant woman recognized quilt, and the woman can not remember, teacher tips: what your body when sleeping, and the woman said to her husband. Teacher dumbfounding: When her husband is not it? Wives: a village chief.
five in a row * women in the street waiting for passengers, curious woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop,
belstaff outlet! The old woman also joined the teams of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone too competent? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick.
six scholar married to a poetic inspiration looking at the ########## lady, saying: \block poised, father dead were buried here \. Mother hear that: it also Mercedes-Benz, the road to extinction. Father: It was on the old road, new road can be fiercely.
eight, asked: The world's most miserable man is? A: Yes, battery The cook, he took the green hat, made a scapegoat,
belstaff jacket, it can only see people shelling.
IX of the farmer to buy drugs, fear of the drug is not enough,
belstaff sale, the first cock to feed the family. chicken medication stronger * the village after all the hens, then fly to the highest tree in the village. farmer asked what cock? rooster said: Do not ########ing bother me, I am waiting for it to play hawk.
ten, elephant stool came in the road, just an ant passing, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sigh and said: Yeah pull much, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!
November, a total backward recruits get scolded, they buy a dye applied to the body, exactly like camouflage. bugle rang at midnight,
belstaff jackets outlet, first out of the barracks. Executive commended: Very good! dressed very neatly,
belstaff coat, but the next note, hand grenades should be hung at the back
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