Classic Oh!!! - Qzone log
| Back to logs list
Reprinted from 289032107 at 13:36 on January 31, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
1 Why did not Sony, Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
3 jasmine, sunflowers, roses which most did not force a flower? Answer: Jasmine (good wins did not force a [beautiful] jasmine)
4 gorillas hate what line? Answer: Parallel Lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (Rubber difference)
6 cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case. (Afraid of ten thousand, I am afraid in case)
7 unicorn to fly to the Arctic will become? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)
8 1234567890 number which most hard-working, which number the lazy? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard-working. (1 do 2 a pound)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
10 white plus white equals what? Answer: the white rabbit (TWO)
11 dumplings is a man or a woman? Answer: Men (dumplings with foreskin)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, what this car is that one? ? The answer:
13 There is a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell through ice, was finish it, it became what? Answer: betel nut
14 four people playing mahjong in the house, the police came, it took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they play the people called
15 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars? Answer: Because the stars will
16 a day, a third of the steak cooked walking in the street and suddenly he saw in front of a medium rare steak, but little notice of him. Why did not they say hello? Answer: because they not familiar with
17 has a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: Dead fat man
18 chocolate and tomato fights, chocolate won. Why? Answer: Because the chocolate bars
19, two men fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 has a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? Answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or the tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing) 22 What brand of hate people touching the car? Answer: BMW BMW (Do not touch me)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, if the number of ET left left? Answer: 21 ET gone UFO
25 days of a child called? Answer: I wood (a gift that)
26 wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Peach)
29 children at home who is red bean? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
celery feces
30 What color is? Answer: Yellow (Emperor)
31 One mother gave birth to twins, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
32 rainy days do not have much money to go out? Answer: 30000000 (no umbrella [3] Do not go out)
33 pen where the pigs came out, how to do? A star} {guess the answer: Wang Lee Hom
34 in the pig pen came out, how do? A star} {guess the answer: Han
35 pen where the pigs come out 3 times, how do? A star} {guess the answer: straight up
What brand of cosmetics
36 colds? Answer: Arche (ARCHE [Ati])
37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all that? Answer: A chicken egg B C D rotten eggs cooked eggs
What
38 is transparent to the sword? Answer: The Invisible
39 who gave Andy drink Forget Love Potion? Answer: Aha (Aha, I have a glass Forget Love Potion ... ...)
40 Why do you not see the second child of God? The answer: not disclose the secret
Why
41 rabbits and the Moon? Answer: Because Chang is the radish legs
42 A dream of a lifetime why the much more attractive to live in the dark? The answer: because he pitch-dark
43 who remember the words my mother would cry? Answer: grandfather (my mother every night, then ah think, shining tears, in Taiwan the lupine)
44 Why should wipe two spoonfuls of salt, basketball board? Answer: hard to describe
45 white like his brother, and why? Answer: truth
Which brand of electrical
46 most ugly? Answer: TCL (ugly)
Which brand of electrical
47 most offensive? Answer: TCL (stinks a)
Which brand of electrical
48 worst? Answer: TCL (too much time, too dishes)
49 kinds of fish most idiot? Answer: Shark (silly) fish
50 kinds of fish most intelligent? Answer: whale (Fine) fish
51 we say no tail called koala bear, then we say the bear did not ****** What bear? Answer: Mother Bear
52 turtle in its shell in a house built, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: the lid cover
53 turtles demolition of the house, and they built a house, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: the new cap in the cover
54 turtle again demolished the house, they built a house, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: giant can of calcium
55 dog and rabbit to the teacher where the endorsement, why the teacher let the puppy be back? Answer: Dogs (Want crackers)
56 songs which appeared in the first sentence of 3 people? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (I, George W. Bush, Huang Rong)
57 grapes do not spit what? Answer: Portugal
58 Hindu sects which do not lie ah? Answer: Chen Tao
59 Who is the most like a helping hand? Answer: Doraemon A Dream
60 chat tool which the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow dead yet)
61 who play Chopin's Nocturne? Answer: Pooh Bear (as you play Chopin's Nocturne)
62 pigeons where you hiding? Answer: the roof (the roof singing your song)
Why is the forest
63 lions total sent out to do? Answer: lost contact
64 buns and potatoes of a fight,
belstaff uk, the results of the steamed potatoes killed. Food} {guess one answer: Dousha Bao
65 buns dead, potatoes came to avenge his father. Potatoes that beat,
belstaff jackets outlet, ah escape before fleeing. A river stopped the potatoes to a vegetable} {guess the answer: peas
66 sea is this? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea)
67 a rooster and a hen (guess words) Answer: two chickens
68 a rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: or two chickens
69 a rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: a fool or two chickens
70 have a bean, fell down, only you can encourage him,
belstaff outlet, may I ask why? Answer: chocolate beans
71 Why do not the princess married to hang mosquito net? Answer: Because Frog Prince
72 meters of mother who is? Answer: m's mother is to spend (peanut) M's father is who? Answer: The father is a butterfly-meter (Dielianhua) m love people? Answer: Mouse (Mice Love Rice) m grandmother who? Answer: m grandmother is wonderful pen (Magic Pen flower) m grandfather who? Answer: m grandfather is a burst (popcorn)
McDonald's and KFC who
73 large? Answer: Kentucky Fried Chicken (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the grandfather)
74 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate win a food fight ~ {} Answer: Eggs lost chocolate bar is not satisfied,
belstaff online, but also play ~ and he lost a food fight ~ {} Answer: the results of the egg with egg noodles lost twice, not satisfied, go to his brother, cake, the results do not say the cake was defeated, was also severely humiliated chocolate hit a food meal ~ {} Answer: chocolate CHESS (mad) cake Finally, eggs and Big Brother to find the cake egg tarts, chocolate tarts that much effort! You did not do so to find chocolate theory of D ~! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake, take the initiative to apologize eggs and cake, playing a food} {Answer: German clothing (Fu) chocolate
75 car fly. {} Answer guess a drink: coffee (CAR, fly)
76 how to drink larger cups? Answer: read the Great Compassion Mantra
77 white horse called the White Horse, a black horse called the dark horse, black and white horse called the zebra, then the black white red and white horse What horse? Answer: shy zebra
78 which person in history to run the fastest? Answer: Cao Cao (Cao Cao Cao Cao said, to)
79 who wear glasses when I ask the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (Moonlight,
belstaff leather, Hey,
belstaff coat! Is a frost on the floor)
80 most Qianbian Which historical figure? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian).
Linear Mode
