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Reprinted from 312437915 at 9:13 on November 20, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
after college entrance exam is the exam ... strange, respondents also varied. Really admire the students now, ah, thinking jumping, unrestrained, huh, huh. Look at a group of fill-language papers ---
1.__________, to eliminate the Iraqi people were emaciated
students A: incense burner does not regret the end
(being interpreted as \width does not regret the end \...)
3. What if a total of Lin Ku ,__________
students A: husband and wife to sit dawn
(language teacher laughed when scoring halo. after the matter in the classroom, said , and halo! is interpreted as \. \br> 6. the poor are spared ,__________
students Answer: the rich queens
(positive solution: up and the world economy)
7. asked him what so clear ,
cheap bikinis,__________
classmate A: In the hearts of its own springs
(being interpreted as \
students A: iron bars will be ground into a needle ~~~~~~
(being interpreted as \
students A: Phoenix plucked chicken as well as a student
A: Both husband and wife around the house also
(being interpreted as \,__________
students A: bed fighting end of the bed there were students together
A: Marriage on the wrong palanquin Lang
11.__________, Zaokangzhiqi Church
students no less than A: Results made the husband does not go to bed
(language teacher fury!)
12. Nung ,__________
students A: diamond is forever
(was laughing, now I feel very classic . is interpreted as \
14. I would advise students to God re Dousou ,__________
A: God told me roar roar three
(being interpreted as \students only to be useful ,__________
A: The key moment was magical
another student A: mouse son can make hole
(Office of the language teacher the whole image of the collective without laughing)
16. Tianruoyouqing days old classmates ,__________
A: do not romantic Wasted!
(being interpreted as \He
(being interpreted as \
19. good medicine tastes bitter ,__________
students A: do not eat is a fool
Everyone must die ,__________
students A: There has just died
(Outcome: Parents will be left to the teacher lecture after the birds ... ...)
20. Moonlight ,__________
students A: Li Bai sleep Hong
21. Guanzhongkuibao ,__________
student A: I'm surprised
(ha ha ha! is interpreted as \br>
23. grape wine Remanbar ,__________
students Answer: a lot of money and beauty
24.__________, pedestrians Deep Sorrow
masterpiece of junior middle school students: a ghost knocking late at night Door
25. there times exam Tao \A student of old ,
ed hardy bikini,__________
: Wife my wife and the wife who
(teacher, said later that the students marking a particularly dedicated, ha ha)
27. Looking back,
ed hardy bikinis, armored cavalry, __________
students A: see today,
louis vuitton swimwear, stalker
(being interpreted as \\__________\It is when they married
31. sunk boat sail past thousands of junks students ,__________
A: peacock pattern more
32. hates few when goes ,__________ books to use
students A: the end is not enough money to spend
33. Tianruoyouqing days old classmates ,__________
A: If people love die young
(being interpreted as \month-long round \There are times that test Qingzhao's dream, \br>
36. There are times in a sentence :\There is a revolution in poetry: \locked the dog climbing out of the cave / ######## are locked!
38. mountains and seas always love ,___________
students A: give a line not
(Volume teacher approved the sentence: Love is the situation, points are points, give one will not work)
39. high school, when a monthly exam, on the sentence, \Class has been written: accidentally twisted waist. Another one, last sentence: \Some people write, silt out of lotus root; there are more must, write: The start of both
40. I ask, can a misery ,
sinful bikini,___________
students A: is like a pot of Erguotou
(teacher approval \