Bao Zheng and Gong Sunce hast so hilarious dialogu

Comedy: Bao Zheng and Gong Sunce really such dialogue

1. bag: Mr. Kung-sun, you use the government's file it?
policy policy: no student is useless ~ ~
bag: You're useless?
policy strategy: I'm useless ~ ~ ~
bag: Well, how do you always say what they are needless!!
policy strategy: = =|||

2 bags: Mr. Kung-sun, you have a potentate?
policy making: no.
bag: shameless. Hey ~~~~
policy policy: = =|||

3 policy strategies: adults, this flower for you.
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, you're a gentleman, who drive a wedge between the government and show off your guard their sensibilities, think you should have sent flowers the House! - What do you say? Okay, get busy!
policy making: Students want to mention - Ching Ming Festival Happy ~~~~
bag :--(× ... ... ¥
4 policy making: the greatest tragedy of one's life is, even he was a lad do not know the students really melancholy ~ ~ ~ ~
bags: do you know what self-knowledge?
policy strategy: to know ~ not that they lack most of the adults do ~~~
5 bags: Mr. Kung-sun, so you die, the government will buy a large wreath to you.
policy making: Thank you, sir, how much money it takes what ~
bag: at a time you are dead, how many money the government are ambitioning to.
policy strategy: - = §
bag: how to, and Mr. Kung-sun mute, right?
policy strategy: students are thinking, how numerous cases you have to take a flower to Coushang misappropriating ~ ~
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bag: Mr. Kung-sun, the government would like with your appoint crying!
policy strategy: - = | |
bag: Talk to her, afraid of you?
(policy making distribution to a chip of paper that read: ---- black, dead fat man, I'm apologetic sir, you both are 。
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bag: This is the government of current self-portrait, look good?
policy making: the age male seeing 90-year-old drawing in such a path, truly good painter's painter ~~~
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latrine policy making within the ...
: adults, how do you get the old toilet paper ~ ~ his students not to buy you?
bags: Do not be stingy, Mr. Gongsun Caesar! ! not that a bit of toilet paper up, the government has you scampering out of it!
policy strategy: = =|||
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bag: Today's Zhuangzhi gone?
policy making: students carries it to pack garbage bags darted away along ~ ~
: Mr. Kung-sun, the government has not seen it, you how can you throw it?
policy making: Is there anything agreeable, including the grounds and banana peels are all the bones ~ ~
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policy strategies: adults, students tonight you bun ~~~~
bag: The government is not a love bun man!!!
policy making: Oh ~ ~ students to comprehend ~ ~
bag: but the government began eating dumplings to, ah ... ... not people !!!
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Kaifeng Neiya ...
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, come!!!
policy making: What ah ~ adults ~ ~ ~
bag: the government buying a couple of watermelons and sell you a! not sweet do not want money!!!
policy making: uh, gimme a not sweet ~~~~
12 bags: a good mood today, Mr. Kung-sun ah!! to accompany the government to go out now!!
policy strategies: adults, students feel just, do not break the good or bad ~ ~
bag: - - ※ ... ... %¥#
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policy strategies: adults, what are the conditions you mate?
bag: First: woman! second: a living, not a!!
policy strategy: - = | |
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an hostel, the bag is offense detection!! policy making outside the hostel ran screaming!!
policy strategies: adults, intentions to allege the dictator has come immediately to the castle ~ ~
bag: coming, Mr. Kung-sun!!
policy making: how adults so Mana ~ ~ ~
bag: soon ample, the government jumped instantly from the 2nd layer of the!!
policy policy: the ground did not ~ ~ ~
pit bag:) × ... ... ※% ¥
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One day, after the bag measures according to the policies that mirror!
bag: Gongsun sir, that the government ought do plastic surgery it?
policy making: adult or do not give human the difficulty ~ ~
hospital bag: (× ※ ... ... ¥
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day, bags and policy measures that stomach feeling!
bag: The government quickly depressed dead, navel full of meat!!
policy strategies: adults, the abdomen namely no a meat tray can be ah ~ ~ ~ ~ potatoes? pepper? Or add some cake?
bag: ¥% ... ... ※ × (
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policy strategies: adults, how can you not thought about wedding do?
bag: Oh, Mr. Kung-sun, like you can not find the House of gas by the government how to get married ah!! !
policy strategy: - =||
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policy strategies: adults and students to assist introduce you to the objects ~ ~ ~
bags: black face is not seen in this House ah!!! beautiful and not seen anew!!!
policy Policy: - =||
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bag: Mr. Kung-sun, I listened you are learning Tangut, study how variety?
policy strategy: (× ... ... ◎ # ¥% ... ... ×, adults understand the What ? students begin to learn from the Western Xia Oracle ~~~
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bag: Mr. Kung-sun, this Yimin Kaifeng women to the House, said she took to the streets a year antecedent to buy potatoes Dear husband has since made no come back! you say the government how to help her?
policy strategy: uh, sir, you told her:
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policy making: The adult students too happy pull ah ~ ~ ~ ~
bag: Wherein Mr. Gongsun be so happy?
policy strategies: adults ah ~ ~ student test documents feng shui Onmyouji to pull all failed test a few years ago ~ it ~ ~ this is really out of the sun from the south and from the north came out ~ O ~ ~ hey? From which side the sun is out in the end ah ~ ~ Anyway, some people say not to pull posts undocumented students (acquire more money slightly )~~~
bag: this sense of instruction, this is how you pass the government suspected it?
policy strategy: = =|||
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policy making via the bag room. .
policy strategies: adults, what are you wiping ~ ~
bag: fair went to the drugstore to purchase some sunscreen medication, the government has been very black and can not be black!!
policy strategy: that Why do adults not merely to wipe the soles of the foot wipe it ~ ~ ~
heart bag: Heart and soles of the feet than the sun, wiping out a consume it!
policy making: it can be allowed, in case of a fall day adult thighs in the climate, not to the center of the sun to the soles of the feet What ~ ~ ~
bag:) (◎ # # ¥% ... ... ※ ×
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day, bags and running in the post-Ya!! peppery off the wrap, exposing the white underwear!! belly swell Lao Gao! policy policy policy policy ...
pass: adults , the number of pounds ah ~ ~ ~
bag: also 200 pounds!!!
policy making: students talking stomach ~~~
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day policy making is black vest bag seen!! bag requirements of policy strategies to companion him to the streets to buy clothes!!
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, how about this blue dress?
policy strategy: Well, fine color of adults ~ ~
bag: this gray in it?
policy making: very good ~ ~
bag: white,Lacoste Trainers UK, how about this?
policy making: very good looking ~ ~
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, to be honest what dress proper as the administration?
policy strategy: to narrate the fact you do ~ ~ adults do not wear one too ~ ~ ~
bag :........ your dark horse this is not too big a What!!! Or ~ ~
policy strategy: - = | |
(from arbiter in They all pass through a dark horse with a !!)
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day, bags and policy making by boat cross the river!!!
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, the boat a mighty one?
policy strategies: adults, students thought should be ~ ~
bag: tilting to the side of the ship are!! If the government does not accidentally fall into the river how to do?
policy strategies: adults do not worry ~ Union immediately threw down a stone marking ~ ~ for the canoe is not ours, keep inscribed ~ ~
bag: - ※ ... ... %¥#
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policy strategies: adults, students today do you want a mouthful of food ~ ~ ~
chewing slowly bags: Why? Gongsun President!!
policy strategy : so you can enjoy the students carefully craft ~ ~
bag to chew!!
policy strategy: while chewing food thoroughly to help absorption ~ ~
bag chew chew!!
policy strategy: The most important thing is to ascertain the students fell into the pot that prod,Lacoste UK!!!
bag: Poof ~~~~~~~~~
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bag: Mr. Kung-sun, dine how approximately this?
policy making nibble nibble (adults today pleasing ~)
bags: how taste like?
policy making: very good to eat the adults ~ ~ ~
bag: Great a!! expired two days, the government thought it wrong!!
policy making: Poof ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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policy strategy: development of an mature escort ~ ~ we walk into the street 3 men have now ~ ~ ~
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, to get there too distant, when not the government to go back a!
policy strategy: all right to show adult escort back ~ ~ ~ ~
Chan Chao you back: = =|||
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street ....
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, you see, the sky the sleet float, so beautiful!!!
policy making: Adults ~ ~ ~ Let's back to the House Bar ~ your cataract worsened ~ ~ ~
bag :--#¥% ... ... ※ ... ...
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a woods. . .
bag: Kung-sun, do you walk with the government entire gone so long, we have the way family now! !
policy making: Adults ~ ~ ~ ~ I tell you the students lost ~ ~ ~
bag :...... days so late, if ghosts there, the government will be afraid!!!
policy making: the adults ok, your face is more grim than the ghosts ~~~
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backyard walk ...
policy strategy (whining): hey ~ ~ adults, some day you must be capable to cook their own edible, their dishes, their own bed repair themselves mopping the floor, they can development of wound healing escort How good ~ ~
bags (shakes his policy strategy): Kung-sun Wake up, sir, get up up, the hour is late !!!!
policy policy: = = |||
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bag room, bed making policy in the repair ....
policy policy: hey ~ Student ~ ~ next life to chance an lawful consultant to await to do adult students ~ ~ ~
bags (strabismus): the life you said so, Mr. Kung-sun!
policy strategy: = =|||
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Yanei after day, bags passing policy-making room and saw the chart with three buns, suddenly felt starving and ate it down, not long then ...
policy making: Adults You just have not seen the room of students passing the table buns??
bags (fool): No ah! how it? Mr. Gongsun!!
policy making: nought ~ ~ ~ students are adults think this mouse is big enough appetite to eat three ~ ~ The buns is not dead rat poison vitality can be really strong ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
bag Jue down ~~~
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policy strategies: adults, Zhuangzhi do you read?
bag: Mr. Kung-sun received today are so cared about the accusation of the government, the government is really merry ah!!
policy making: Adults ~ If you read, give students that there was not toilet paper ~ ~ latrine a ~~~
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day the murder occurred in a coal mine,Lacoste Camden Trainers, bags and policy making rush inquiry, in the underground mine within the ...
bag: Mr. Gongsun good white skin, can be a light to it! !
policy making: Adults do not say, though this underground bomb black, yet still can look the faces of National Tsing Hua University Baji ~ ~ ~
bags deliberately fall!!
policy strategies: adults, where are you ah ~ ~ ~ ah ~ ~ so dark the students can not see you ~ ~
bag :¥#%¥ ... ...) (
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security policy and strategy development of the room sat the four post and took out a great policy making SOD secret treasure! !
policy making: you see ~ ~ the next rind concern productions is wiping out that the skin was so white ~ ~ ~ ~ remember so tender,Buy Lacoste! million Freeze Skin Care ~ ~ with very serious consequences know?
guard and 4 post development: how serious, ah, Mr. Kung-sun?
bag through policy making room. . .
policy making: It's like this face ~ ~
bag: ¥% ... ... ※ × (
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policy making birthday party, put a lot of bean glue peach!!
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, how it looks like a peach ass! !
policy strategy: = =|||
bag broke ...
the peach bag: You, sir, look, this stool ass there!!!
policy making: Poof ~ ~~~~~~~
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policy strategies: adults ~ ~ You are a person in a double bed to sleep so much what?
bag: Gongsun Sir, you forgot What this government bulky?
policy strategy: students to understand ~ ~ ~ but not so big, right?
bag: It is, of course, have to rotate over the government, have to stretch it!!!
policy strategy: - =||
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day, production policy is concentrating on act the experiment, bags came ....
bag: Mr. Kung-sun, the House hungry!
policy strategy (to continue to do experiments ): town lobby of the restaurant next to open while ~
bags: can the government today gave the entire body versus the mini beggar the bureaucratic mouth!!
policy strategy (impatient): banks is still Business ~ ~ ~
bag: you retention money, and want you to sign!
policy making: The kitchen has just bought two kitchen knives today ~ ~ ~
bag: ⊙ ⊙ ‖ °
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day, including both a policy to drain ... ...
bag bag boredom: Mr. Kung-sun, got the right stuff to sing a solution of the government were boring, the government gives you gratuities!!!
policy making :......
bag: how? afraid of the government can not supply the money?
policy strategies: adults, on honor of the list has as yet before it ~ ~
bag: = =|||
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day, bags behind to the House, emerged to be very reducing!
policy making: The adult experience thing goes erroneous you?
bag: on the street today, picked up 100 of the House Two of the drafts!!
policy making: that adults should be happy is ~ ~
bag: Another passerby saw it, the government and his equally out!!
policy making: it is not too 50 Well ~ ~
two bags: Back to the House before, only to find that the government drafts of my own lost!!
policy making: It seemed like the adults in this month's salary, right? So what ~ ~ Show guard ~ ~ ~ ~ Today we proceed to eat rice porridge and pickles at Ha ~ ~ ~
(Visible from the chamber ran out of the sack T fly ~~~~)
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a canteen one day, drunk bag accidentally fell down from the second floor, fascinating many passers-by crowd! policy making heard the news rushed to the scene!
policy strategies: adults, occurs What occurred???
bags: explicit, the government is also just arrived!!!
policy strategy: = =|||
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bag policy strategy a walk in the backyard ....
policy strategies: adults, students yesterday, dream about the Jade Emperor of the ~ ~ ~
bags: Yes, sir? What with the Jade Emperor said, a???
policy strategy: He said a appetite to meet students ~ ~ I took out the drawings, a wish for a thousand years large Song Taiping ~ ~
bag: President, this too hard??
policy making: the Jade Emperor said so ~ ~ so students a change: I wish to you become an adult white and handsome ~ ~ ~
bag: ⊙ ⊙ Hey ~ ~
policy strategy: Jade thought for a moment, I said, take the drawing to Guaren look ~ ~ ~
bag: = =|||
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summer, all members of Kaifeng alteration policies in particular policies lazy ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
really could not stand the policy strategy: students want to be a go timetable ~ ~ Kaifeng adults that How??
bags: Yes, sir, to this House to be a good look!!
(one minute)
policy strategy: Well, ask an adult to look over ~ ~ ~
package package (read): get up, brush your teeth, bathe, eat breakfast, Shengtang, luncheon, Shengtang, eat supper, brush your teeth, wash, sleep.
policy strategy: how?
bag: President do all day is not on the toilet?
policy strategy: = =|||
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day policy making bags out of play with litters Pang Taishi ~ ~ suddenly sat alongside the chariot from their speeding past!
Taishi (shouting): Package adults ah, you sat Lost it ah??
bag one, do not buffet a gas to permit development of security using the dodge fly past carrying the sedan seat, Chan Chao depletion of internal forces, and eventually over the Grand Preceptor of the carriage!!!
a short while, Taishi and from behind the ultra-up, his mouth hurrahing louder than the earlier!!!
Taishi: Package sunspot ah, you have been in the carriage did not ah??
finish to speeding away.
bags (jolts his head): Sir are you doing out so that the government sedan chair??
policy strategy: = =|||
They went on a sedan chair for a , base in front of a carriage broke into the hillside, Pang Taishi climbed from the inside out, patted him gray!!
Taishi: Do you not been in the carriage ride, ah, know thatit's brakes Where ah?
archive policies are inverted Zhao ~~~~~
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day, including the treatment policy to the provinces, the regional people in order to express gratitude, bring a piece of jade to the weird shape of the bag!!! back to the House after the .....
bag: Sir, you look at this piece of jade, weird shape, like a mound of feces Tuo, how it makes the government take out ah ~ ~ ~
policy strategy: Yes, ah, sir, you're not the toilet, no absence to bring a Tuo feces go out!!
bag: = =|||
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latrine policy making among the ...
: adults, how can you not take the old paper, ah, do not disburse consideration to health, which can be prejudicial to the picture of Kaifeng arbiter ah ~ ~
bags : Mr. ah ~ ~ the Government which, like you, ah, the toilets should change clothes in line with the toilet paper ah??
policy strategy: = =|||
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Mr. Gongsun the show on guard riding handsome, very envious of, day, secretly Chan Chao's nag out, ascend up the horse, that horse know the Lord, do not listen to the bid of Mr. Kung-sun, run approximately them, Mr. Kung-sun horse frightened the cervix clutch. just to see Chan Chao, surprised, and asked: !
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bags and policy making and in the wager.
bag: Although you are full of perception, but the word of the joke, you do not speak it?
policy strategy: cut, sentence superfluity of jokes, I'm afraid you do not understand.
bag: Ha ha ha, how could not understand it? What a joke. ⊙ ⊙ | |
Policy Council Policy conquer this!
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Mr. Gongsun to INTERACTIVE Damo: smile:
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One day, the bag 6 to show their children the care of Kaifeng, then suddenly after the Ya into the kitchen, he saw the policy making and Visible standing before a large soup pot.
bags: Let the government try this soup ~
Visible: But. . . .
bag: But what? to the government spoon! !
bag took a big mouth, her face became pale!
bag: Damn it,Womens Lacoste Trainers! how to give you this ???!!! This is simply to beverage water scrubbing pots,Womens Lacoste Carnaby Trainers!
Visible: its know next to nothing of to say, but you have to attempt out!
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bag: Kung-sun, do you speak about what Kaifeng?
policy tactics (without hesitation): back to adults, relatives of Kaifeng, the students, the students mother ~ ~ ~
bags (stroking his beard, nodding his brain): Well, you responded very well, is your Kaifeng Mother, you should adore her! !
Visible looked by the bag, shaking a bit!
bag: Exhibition guard, you say, what Kaifeng?
Visible (quivering): back to adults, Kaifeng was the mother of Mr. Kung-sun!
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day, children take turns Kaifeng 7 report!
policy making: My best time is spent in the weapon of a woman, but this woman is not my wife! But she is not my wife!
Visible: ... ... I really can not remember who she is ~ ~
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Visible Policy has been playing the policy is not satisfied, so he deliberately cynical.
Visible: Sir, in some cases it, silly people who ask this question, a sapient man will not answer. You think, this is why?