BBS, 2009, a lukewarm fashionable campus jokes - h

1. decorating the house, not responsible for the construction group too, so her boyfriend and they got into a fight, I came and tried to intervene.
boyfriend: equitable you coming, myself stand up straight against the walls - see you, Now that's flat,GHD Benefit Straighteners! Brick aboard the wall namely you challenge call
level? ! !
construction team: ... ... (ASE China)

2. building a girl's bra hanging lost,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, furious! Provocation on the embark in the downstairs and said: I can not trust my E cup bra
still have the ground, we get the girls to dress! really cut with
! between 500 million and the lover you can only choose one, you select which results you choose 500 million, so I got angry
.
me:. then what? impression that I feel favor I have not told you remorse, right?
MM: No, but then I think about it, I will choose 500 million, so now I'll forgive you ~
me: ... ...

5. Now the financial emergency, too outrageous, just afterward the interview, so too ambition call the past to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think
even cut it! (ASE China)

6. Spring Festival train too squeezed afterward to one MM it could not carry,GHD Pink Limited Edition, and asked whether I could squeeze squeeze sit down. can seat 3 human have sat
4 individuals, merely the breach between the seats likewise stand out better in person , because such a small place where I stand I stand no less than
... ah ... are hesitant to go another,GHD Midnight Gift Set 2011, MM is actually exhausted and hard, and everything no matter, Hu said: Buddhist melody when batch test periodical, and asked why, question was: - do you have feelings for her second baby?
mm: This ... is ... or not ah?
GG: Did you mind it is not explicit Well?
mm: Oh, no!
GG (a long access weep of relief): What do you feel about me?
mm: no.
GG: This ... can ... ...
mm: this, I did not ~ (drink from the source)

9. languidly lying on the small mattress, his girlfriend sounds like a infant learning the ad: ah, that excellent! to, let me immediately insert in the possession of child! (Mizuki Community)

10. After the 1st affectionate,GHD IV Straighteners, and asked how it feels MM, MM flushed out of a fleet McDonald's coupons, I suddenly big Yue
center ... ... (cover up, sun, and moon)

11.MM send txt messages to ask: Japanese Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles head injury, you think it namely relatively penniless in Japan or Japanese ninja ninja turtles tin
compassion ... ... (Mizuki Community)

12. study a gay sister and sharing. One night back, sister school feeling very reduced, and then the gay
quite considerate to her scalding a bowl to dine, she felt quite lukewarm, so it shook to say: Yes, I can a male want! ! ! nigh a cluster, I told her not disburse anyone attention to. a daytime off go, she finally told me can not aid but come
something that I will not forget it - she said: if you were physically sick, early dispose will happen oh ~ ; suddenly saw the opposite of a man came to see
mm to Xiong Baba asked: Why do you go?
that Tsinghua students either do rapid mind, mm Dairen fear is encountered, do not want to be pillaged money, then said: , yellow fingers after eating, did not rinse their hands to go directly to the school. The next
p.m. chat with a classmate, said: From time to time did instigate instigate the orange-flavored fingers also said students have ... ... (Tulip)

17. Zhang Yimou: I want to participating directed the beginning etiquette of the Olympic Games?
mm: Background I am bad!
Zhang: total to the camera!
mm: did no see the face of the lens apt mow the quondam I discontinue!
Photo: allows you definitely played more than one hour!
mm: standing I do not move to!
Photo: assured to make you skip!
mm: so good? Well, I promised to be unspoken rules ~
after the pageant of the players mm Welcome cheerleaders jumped two hours,GHD Straighteners NZ, Ku Cheng tears man ... ... (
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18. and sister school chatted about her preference long before a long time but then did not contact the boy.
me: as long asyou're contacted, you ought take the initiative to go for ah!
sister school: I have such a huge to do impair to family friends ~
me: possibly he was looking along to you to harm him.
sister school: I chilly ing ... ...
me: then cold water was darted into a lime also broke out after the mighty vigor!
sister school: Well, I The water here is not in this life has boiled away ... ...
I: So you need to find quicklime, which is CaO ~ (ASE China)

19. 10 pm, a couple of youth lovers in compartment gate dawdle.
girl: are 被震 shine, the whole creating lights, downstairs the police stopped the car for the one screeching 被震
reported.
girl smile Huazhiluanchan outcome, the chap happily into the arms of ... ... (Mizuki Community)