Short Jokes

Zai Zai was repaired
dad, he went to detect her mother complained: / p>

an age madam can not read, but like to hear to the radio, listen to weather predictions each day. Asked the household dinner the day:

precipice waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, anxious that: it father, alternatively told it, it is not we own it!

and friends to watch the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: What you cried ah!
have a friend for the premier time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry calling; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:

a trample on a girl and blow boys bravery and asked the boys what girls like
okay.

biological test day, of which one question is to look at the thighs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not understand of a Health, furious on the paper to depart the exam apartment of a cut. Invigilator very angry and asked him:

Mongolian
pretty actress After the representation, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day consumer was incensed, amiable and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,

doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think the shoes of sand to prop the pole shoes shaking, I quake ah shake ...... somebody thought I was electrocuted, he took a mallet gave me two sticks.

a instructor instructing in the field: One student immediately said: is the concordance finger 。。。
a public restroom, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when distinct man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling traction is not agreeable fun, A monarch heard, said: I really envy you, pull so merry
exercise bicycle fhardly everme that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun dread, shouting: Persevering fjust aboutme that hit the walker or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:

two brothers were the tiger chase, and his sibling Dist, said: have you on the line.

penguin is boring,Lacoste Prep CB Trainers, then think of the Arctic to look in polar bears to play
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, suddenly thought of home, so the gas did not shut
return, walk away, and went numerous years, shut the gas, but too starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knock on the door:
; - polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.

a hare into a shop apt query the boss: Do you have anyone carrots to sell here? His wife said: not. After a baby rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient employer says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: whether you come back difficulty and I took the scissors to hack your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...

small rabbit to the bakery: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no, I went to order.
a door on the third day the rabbit: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: I'm also mortified, or not, I have orders, and not to.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred mini cake? Boss: the merchandise arrayed to a hundred small bread ~!
rabbit: Great! Give me 2!

Princess

devil devil caught, said: Despite the name you break the throat, that no will retention you!
Princess: damaged pharynx, breaking the pharynx!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you cry me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: ########,Lacoste Shoes! Been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how tin I! ! ! It namely said namely the demon got
from schizophrenia.

a human in a cerebral hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a sword to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, musing that this is over, the patient said: you knife, You've followed me this.

flight waiter advised travelers to wear seat straps

a current sculpture --- a school girl held his left hand holding a dove in the book. School governors to publicly call the appoint of their students. A time to react to an infinite stream, 1 of the loudest voices: Reading top bird-use!

sun to sun, grass called
: Hey, grass,Womens Lacoste Observe Trainers, you? I day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
on grass: I am the grass, you in the end Who
the sun: I day,Lacoste Camden Trainers, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
Sun: I'm at, I ah
ashore grass: I am the grass. Sun's mother grasped
Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass your mother right?

his father took the bus.
Son: Dad, what period ah?
father: stop to work.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.

a man and a tiger was tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope under a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the tether is blown, the tiger will dine the human, The results say a word, no eat
He said the tiger was . .

a she-wolf just ambitioned to take food when passing a house, heard a male learned their children: reserve the night, morn, choking the wolf said: men, men are liars !!!

first day the rabbit went to the river fishing, caught naught,Lacoste Radiate Croc Trainers, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or grab nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a huge fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you challenge ######## with Hu carrots for tempt, and I flat die for you!

San Mao to the cilia museum to do cilia, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist deliberately knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist deliberately knocked off the basis. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?

M: Do you favor me?
Girl: You got it.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You surmise again.

write someone of a mental patient,Lacoste Gravitate Trainers, the medic asked: What is it?

children sentences -----
Title: ...... side while ......
children: his clothing off one side, while wearing jeans.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or dress ah ?
Title: One
children: one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
later another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar trench in front of my family very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is extra upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and high, portly and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of wizardry it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
preceptor reviews: Do no obtain plucked
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much screenplay!
Title: delicious
children write: palatable ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children wrote: really peppery today.
Comments: You're childish
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the clause, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eabove all, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a exercise passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I must dead