Concentrated essence of university life
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1 school gate is always some deceit, some driving, some do not pedal. No driving, cheat our money, driving a car, and trick our people.
2 one day of a educate gate to the physical lovers, meditation they overthrew the methodology of relativity. Ask us to explore, a lot of fans out of their calculus formula, to us, seeing, fans are worried to the side, kept inquiring, read it? Read it? We respond, did not understand. Lovers weep of relief.
3 community may be the circumstance. Sometimes, we think about want to cry, why four years, and passes so quickly. Four years antecedent, papaya is so cute. The village down the papaya, not seen too many things to, and when we went to his home the same. We went out to play
4, 5 greenbacks to see a melody and dance performances, before the opening, papaya to scream, the woman not dressed, how to open. But now, papaya not the same.
5 a nationally famous for its rich dead, papaya grief was crying. Second child asked, crying so sad, is he your father? Papaya wept still more, he said, why, he is not my father.
6 miss Daigua Hong grunt when sleeping, except papaya. Kookaburra always sleep snoring Hung, papaya can not sleep, insomnia every night, there is no alternative but to see a doctor. The medic prescribed some sleeping pills papaya, and advised him, put away a little,
GHD, do not let Daigua Hong ate.
7 this is we know we feel very embarrassed Daigua Hung, had endured the night let the papaya comatose sleep, of course, by the way also to remind the papaya on sleeping pills, late night , suddenly cried out Daigua Hong confused dormant in the papaya, papaya forgot to tell the sleeping pills.
8 sometimes we engage in class activities, I go out deceive question, the second answer. Does a stamp in a ticket and a super-fall to the ground, you elect which canvases? The answer is, one does not pick it up.
9 you sitting in a bus, including your motorcar a absolute of five passengers, a traveler in the mattress, a passenger reading a newspaper, a passenger in the Scoop, a passenger sitting solemnly I ask, what is the thief? The answer is, except for you all.
10 there are many in our school a virgin, you know where they are? The answer is, in the female's tolerate.
11 Why do not modern people money when the money? The answer is, because when life look.
12 bedroom life extra chromatic, artistic atmosphere because our bedroom is very mighty. Kookaburra Hong practicing guitar, harmonica papaya exercising, vocal exercising one age dog, black practicing flute and her younger sibling and I, had to practice patience in the effort.
13 increasing oppression, the tuition fees, study, work in the future, the weight we exhale. Beijing, there is a man fell from the subway, sudden death, and this led to a controversy, many people in the discussion, the man's vocation, we agreed that he was a student, is the pressure to the tired his The.
14 head tin be broken, blood may stream, cilia is not confusion. The school's hair, forever fresh and varied. Old dog ambitions to tinge their hair to the hair museum, hairdresser, said he, do not hack my hair, to stay a little longer, I do not like a woman.
15 always tell, who is the son of wealthy brother, who is the meager students, and we conclude an experience, if the pants have a aperture, that is, poor students; if the jeans full of holes, that is, the rich son of Columbia.
16 town fellow, drunk Huan. Fellow will be kept in town, keep drinking the wine does not mean, ever scrape together the money is very interesting. Sometimes tearfully, to find you lend money.
17 Russian President Vladimir Putin, a collection of a 19th centenary Russian paintings, but it is counterfeit, a liar alternatively Putin's hometown. We would like to kas long asthis is not the time to understand Putin's guy University.
18 per holiday home, is always painful, the Master is always so crowded trains, seats are always so hard, the troop is always so bad viewpoint, sitting next to him there has never been PLMM.
19 Siemens in China to a large order, will invest China with 60 high-speed trains, these trains can approach 300 kilometers per hour. We reflect to the pertinent ministries, Siemens can then cater us with some flight attendants, and, dining car invoice.
20 finally retention enough money to take a plane, but it is the home of her second child to go to see smart Hangzhou. Aircraft, flight attendants, said to be a problem with the aircraft emergency landing. Old dog Mamalielie, flight attendants came over and said to him, sir, I'm sorry, this is your first plane, right?
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papaya is fear,
flight attendants came,
said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry,
this is your 1st time Eastern Airlines aircraft ride, right?
second child as if onlyhing had ever occurred, like,
flight attendants came,
said to him,
Sir, I'm sorry,
this is your first few times Eastern Airlines plane ride ?
take you again.
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nevertheless there may be a lifetime to afford cars,
but we still like to see the automatic show,
see auto show prototype.
course,
we can not afford models.
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auto lot,
time watching auto show,
old dog said,
Gee, Toyota's body is excellent!
papaya said,
I like the plump,
Bora is very full.
second baby said,
Audi's little wear, very enjoyable.
I said,
Ford's very pure, do not have taste.
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restaurants, as always,
occasionally boiled hair sold,
sometimes burn small stones to sell,
few times,
is eight children to do a rice to sell.
the weight of the food is even more hard to say,
if the professors are in a wrong mood,
that we have to re-fasten the belt a little.
that we,
often tells parents to a meal,
also belt money.
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one day,
Daigua Hung to eat,
found that the fish is not fresh,
to rally, said the master tray,
master,
I find the fish this week not last week's savory.
master said,
nonsense,
this is last week's fish!
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Therefore,
we fell in adore with the instant noodle.
18 kinds of instant noodles to eat.
which 18 species?
first,
second,
third,
eighteenth category.
so you finish college,
you will know,
fact,
there Nineteenth species.
However,
instant noodles may also be produced by the University snack,
instant noodles in the flesh,
not,
instant noodles in the lead more.
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we remember,
first entered college,
teacher said,
university study?
learning to be person!
But now,
almost to graduate,
there are several courses I failed,
to pay a lot of make-up fee.
teacher found me,
spread out my hands,
teacher, I am knowledge to be human,
teacher said,
no one call you absence to learn to do good!
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the incipient, we were all wrong,
life and destiny,
will so often,
have a lot of faults.
father and mother,
increase to the money when,
we constantly can not memorize,
their faces.
occasionally want to call it,
less and fewer words.
Sometimes,
we have this offended.
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we consult the inconsistency among what my father and chimpanzees,
according to scientific testimony,
chimpanzees and humans have the ability to communicate.
and all relations are strained,
like,
a country's diplomacy.
we are always arguing,
counselors and shrimp are not general,
a result of controversy,
there,
their minds,
are filled with the same thing.
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In fact, we also want,
parents more rest.
but thousands of school fees,
the heaviness of us very tired.
school students back to a lot of fees owed,
closed,
allow them to earn money to pay tuition.
perhaps,
schools do not know,
their father,
has been closed for 25 years,
have not saved enough,
his tuition.
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these problems,
we talked about for many years,
But Beijing is too far away,
train to numerous, numerous hours,
and,
always late .
We also mistrusted the sound propagation speed,
is not no 340 meters per second.
these words,
do not know when to go,
can scatter to Beijing.
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Qingmeizhujiu,
we sat on the floor.
talk about ideals,
talk about the future,
speak about this community.
talk about,
like the Yangtze River,
as the Yellow Sea,
endless.
we criticize institutional,
we criticize corrupt officials,
we criticize the state-owned undertakings.
We are the Prime Minister,
to control asset bring ... to an endthe world.
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papaya said,
a human jump in Dianchi Lake,
dead,
However,
he was not drowned,
ask how he died?
poisoned by pollution.
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second child said,
former vice ruler of Hainan Province, Chen Su, thick,
2003 later retirement,
to became a farmer,
won his praise of the matter .
course,
not want all the officials of her second child after retirement are to become farmers,
but hope,
Some officials,
go now when the farmers.
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old dog said,
Hebei,
including the provincial secretary of the governor, including 300,000 public domestics,
lawful wisdom to participate in the province Examination,
no reason not to take the exam or failing grades,
will not be promoted.
old dog feel,
test too high scores,
can not be reused,
because,
legal loophole,
is too much.
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I said,
I QQ Q list that there are 19 coins,
on Monday to see,
gone,
may be,
last with a notebook computer voyage by bus,
stolen.
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installed no matter how much water the dike,
one to 10 pm,
bedroom there is no electricity,
dark our view.
so with your eyes closed,
us,
said that four years of sleep.
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was love in the fast time of graduation,
was also lost in the fast time of graduation in love.
about their dreams,
second child criterion is,
Michelle Reis and Shu Qi is the best fit,
and dreams Daigua Hung,
he said, br> If Michelle Reis and Shu Qi,
two people,
better.
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but at this time,
she beautiful not beautiful,
really not essential.
one day,
I came cross the man next door,
I asked him,
listened you broke up with Mary?
he said,
Yes, she think that my poor.
I asked,
oral of you did not differentiate her you have a rich uncle?
he said,
said,
now,
she is my aunt.
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four years,
we are fighting for bikes and Big Ben too beautiful,
we've seen a lot of love and not love, love,
now,
We no longer believe in love at the outset sight,
because,
we can not,
at a glimpse how much money the other side.
41 Therefore, papaya love to inspect the almost four years, close the end of this time, he began, and it will not spend money aboard a class of girls, holding hands, and hugged. One day, papaya Sending flowers to his girlfriend, the girlfriend cheerful, holding the papaya to kiss, and he rapidly broke free and ran out. What is it? His girlfriend did not understand. Zai Quna some flowers. Papaya said.
42 papaya love, and bedroom, tel handset, and often have a temperature. We genial remind him, scientists have base, and love of
43 one day, I go to the library reading room, going to read a novel by far read, but the novel is a PLMM looked at, so she and I chatted silently, many topics of interest. But I suddenly in a little while and had to go first, MM,
GHD Leopard Grain, I read the information you, I am anxious to go, put the phone to depart her small writing.
44 she asked, your phone number? Inside, I never looking back. She asked, what is your label? Also inside, I still never looking back. Love, it is so, it inadvertently, we will never miss out.
45 we talk about Jolin Tsai, Jay Chou we care about. But the entertainment, or the outward of more than Super Girl Jane Zhang thought it would be chaos, and we to must imagine a more chaotic.
46 Cui did not specifically a shelling of CCTV colleagues, from the shelling of the contents of the point of outlook, many people think that the shelling of the thing is Zhu. Zhu also some doubt is not their own, so he asked Cui. Zhu Jun: You're shelling is not me? Choi Yong-yuan: Guess! Zhu Jun: not me. Choi Yong-yuan: You Guess!
47 Faye Wong, as a woman, the most important thing, is no longer singing, but rather, how to keep a good three children.
48 money, we sing in the apartment, the rich, we also go to karaoke singing. Some students, although, because also hard to listen to singing karaoke OK, was chopped with machetes had. We finally accomplished that, no marvel, those concerts are always so many, and security.
49 and our youngster to grow old together, is getting old Andy, the newspapers or heard from him often, but often is the news of his necrosis some, but naturally each time we fly in the ointment He certainly has not died of old age.
50 matches to play to triumph a lot of people, for instance, more than one or two judges; game look better but also a lot of people watching. For sample, one more ball you know, I do not know the ball. Sit with a bedroom, the Chinese team's game also looks better. But the Chinese team always lose, even North Korea also challenge to lose, so we have opinions, we want to know, is not it, eat more saturated, and played more bad.
51 football topics, and we were interested in whether Beckham sending flirtatious text messages, or spit Hao Haidong, we all like. We often talk about the Great Li, talk some Chinese soccer scripts.
52 Throughout 2005, the Great 26 Li is not a ball into the league after the end of the time in the ally, scored a goal. We congratulate Li, congratulate him, the team finally made the wages. We are not easy to play, neither easy, slaving away, may not get wages. Hao Haidong has the coach, and still play.
53 a football mate, Hao Haidong, It’s about time, playing 65 minutes, and wanted to go on. Li He took vantage of the contingency of injury, the coach said, I think, today is not to hit here? The adviser asked, Why? Hao Haidong said, I really have no saliva to spit.
54 a man bent his head down, walked into a shop, his boss said, I want you entire the rotten fruit and putrid eggs bought. The boss asked, you are going to meet the Chinese football team back? Buyers looked approximately, whispered that I was Hao Haidong.
55 one day, we went to a professor talk about news, what is news? Professor said that China and South Korea team tournament, South Korea won, the Chinese team did not carry a ball, is not news; South Korean won, the Chinese team into a ball, a small news; tie, is the news; if Chinese team won, and that is big news. I have heard here, a good school to ask if the Chinese team won, Li also into the ball? Professor said, it is false news.
56 the day of the Chinese group won the World Cup, did not know we can not see, but we know, the day of the game, there will not be with us today to see that Li Tie to play foot pellet flight, excellent .
57 we put a coin into the atmosphere, face up to work online, go play the behind side up, stand up whether the coins to Tmd to learn.
58 a semester, papaya face up with the coin of the chance to learn, the results have a scholarship. At the awards rite, the teacher called out the names of many of the sound papaya, papaya did not go to adopt the medal. Said second child to papaya, call you, you did not hear it? Papaya said, I'm fearful you have not heard.
59 course, we've heard more clearly than he can hear, we are arranging to eat and drink, large chips of meat, drinking bowl. Down a few meals, scholarships, only a coin. The coins into the air another, this time, coins face up, papaya, and we went to the Internet.
60 times or going to class. However, university teachers and secondary school teachers, as there is no essential difference between the lecture is still not looking at the clock, look at the calendar.
61 a day, the teacher lectures. We are in the lecture. Teacher whispered about in the on, we have the following out noisy. Cried the old dog, the teacher you are very loud! The teacher replied, I'm apologetic, I do not know somebody was listening.
62 university life is slumber, but some folk slumber 2 folk, some sleeping unattended. One day, I was sleeping, suddenly dreamed namely he was teaching class, the pedagogue is answering me, I'll get up up frightened over, looked up, it actually is class, the teacher is questioning me.
63 outdoor the school and the school are the same, always met, classes will be, the Department will, grades will be, the school will be an hour an hour of youth, so take the over. Second child sit still, he said, my girlfriend came to see me, I want to go out. So no need to sit a second child, then he may be standing out, perhaps to sleep to stop with him.
64 minute, black can not sit still, he said meantime wading out the side, if I always sit here and encounter, then I never have a girlfriend.
65 always seems to examination, the examination is to pay attention to capabilities, the examination should have technical content. An examination, I texted to ask black, you know the answer to the third question it? Black swiftly replied to me, I know.
66 sometimes feel that the better test, the certificate better. Old dog to go to judicial exam, the examination chamber there someone called call detection dogs, to discourage the use of compartment phone tricking nominees. Fortunately, the old dog by the domestic mobile phone, the whistle is not nice, so very obvious vibration phone detection dogs. Old dog's certificate, so one more off than we are.
67 is nought to test,
GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, and to test Mandarin, Mandarin also has a certificate, but not red, blue and black of the Certificate, the certificate can be considered a complement. We repeatedly asked the school, should disburse consideration to Mandarin, graduates out of work, many units are necessitated for Putonghua. In fact, we all know, many units of staff, do not say what Putonghua, the people are fully skillful to understand that they face in talking about.
68 of the exam, just finished the terminal mission is to thesis. One day, a cold black to see the doctor, the doctor with his handwriting is hard to determine, opened with a recipe. Registered with only the black money, it did not go to pill. Prescription back to the bedroom, was I picked up, put it when the papers submitted, we will graduate.
69 and many of our problems, but the chief problem is to find work. Students living on the status of a report that college students, 70 percent-of people do not know foreign affairs. We are very angry, do not, want us to know which country do the hiring.
70 there are many units, if graduate students are doctoral students, for us, do not look at, and we are wondering, Is MA, Ph.D., than we, and the money you will beverage tea.
71 Although the parity of the ######es, but the class of female students, looking for work even harder to find work, someone is looking for masculine college students looking for work is effortless, talk about a love, in order to find a job . Thus, the telephone phone girls for the first time in our bedroom, but, poor students, you have to find a male college student looking for work easier, not more than a job, more difficult to do.
72 no direction, merely make a fuss about the resume. Four years of seminary, the second year when the squad leader, squad governor because a year papaya, Daigua squad leader as a year overrun, one year old dog while a squad leader, squad leader because a year I have. In fact, we as a squad leader for many years,
GHD Hair Straightener, are not profitable, maximum serviceable, or their parents when the Secretary.
73 we have watched, a Beijing University graduate, are unemployed at home, because parents and relatives are doing candied fruit, so he just made candied fruit.
74, of lesson, still with a lot of work, money, family, sharp to detect feminine students to go to a nurse. But, some nanny to kept saying, Yes, madam, yes, ma'am. The governess will have to reserve some of that, no, sir, no, sir.
75 our job difficult, schools are undergoing too, to sell the school graduates everywhere. We sigh, school, ah, who told you, just engaged, perfected matters, forgotten, processing.
76 and some people buffet the jackpot and find a good job, he gave us Cheats said, to find a good job, at the outset, we have to read XX College, and then we went to a good job calculator training schools, and finally We would also like to eat with a green arrow gum.
77 In fact, the work is alike, or tired, or for money, whether it is colossal companies or small companies. PricewaterhouseCoopers, a large corporation, wages lofty, but the elephant kas long aswork there very tired. A buddy of PricewaterhouseCoopers, to Africa to see elephants, he told the elephant that we come to the number of elephants in Africa. Elephant on the music, the original inspect by PricewaterhouseCoopers or supper. Then, he told the elephant that we intend to migrate to a few elephants back to work as a outcome, the elephant afraid crying, while U-turn and ran away.
78 no way out for our undergraduates, then the junior high school students do? Old dog, a junior high school students, establish a automaton, the robot will salute clients, will lead lead the way, but ah, unfortunately, it is not advanced mathematics and foreign languages.
79 In fact, we also had been a boss, college students start, and we did. Start a enterprise when the second child,
GHD Rare Straighteners, in order to save a day along with 3 employees and his dinner, eating boiled cabbage, Chinese cabbage boils water drinking. To multiplication a little boiled cabbage water, the second every meal, make jokes, amused people laugh.
80 one day, one employee did not laugh and her younger brother asked him if he is not today's joke is not funny, he said, do not laugh, I want to quit.
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work of the built,
are identified,
no way to determine,
engaging in relationships,
a background,
that is not a two-day day things.
so,
some of our dusky in a small cafeteria to sit down,
drank some wine,
shochu,
heartburn wine.
vomiting,
GHD IV Mini Straighteners,
want to spit out the heart,
mention a few words of my heart.
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Congratulations!
you find the gym work,
Congratulations!
you find the banks.
We Meet,
've never forgotten.
after the stadium,
assist for everyone,
out a few tickets;
banks,
help for everybody,
out a few notes.
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drink dry,
could not finish the words.
us,
so,
to go one by one,
perhaps,
in this life,
we will never meet.
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second child off to the dwelling of the numbers,
away,
but we know,
his address,
our address,
or to change the.
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look back at the dorm immediately,
our castle,
here will presently have a current landlord.
However,
in our hearts,
not our place,
would be a ghost town and the ruins.
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we waved,
front of the aircraft,
front of the train,
say bye. I hope you
,
aircraft,
life will not fall,
train,
life, yet too ambition not be late ......
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