Super Mario 53 fresh-baked fresh peppery jokes !

1. I am a member of the class to study, and today the mastery of Education, our class lectures (with accent on prototype classes), came to school early, a good courseware, a good loudspeaker, look at the time still early, on the last the will QQ, forgot to turn off the Pro class. Who knows .......
the beginning of class, the teacher is talking about investment, we listen very carefully, governors were also very elated, this time, a qq jitter jumped out the window .... my brother issued: br> 2. and his wife recently saw a cluster of cats and dogs, the tragic screenplay, the wife crying tenrai world, I Leng Shimo response, the wife called me mute. Wife to work day, bored at home, I recess repose, wondered why their tears so high, anyway, a man to cry, thinking about things that are not happy, but did you get get go, do not always cry together, get an afternoon, depressed to death. Last Ling chicken a move, thinking a child of discomforts old cheats, holding my wife's marrying, and my center quietly remembered: his wife was flesh BoB!!! ~ Wife was killed BoB!!! Killed ~ wife ~ wife was dead meat BoB!!! ~ wife was killed BoB!!! killed his wife died ~ ~, really effective, gradually into the character, and slowly tears Chung double eyelid, gradually can not be themselves, children are yapping saliva snot out of the land will fall into a crying ~ ~ ~ the original is so great!
casual back, his wife carrying a basket of vegetables at the door, gaze at me .........
panic night so my wife is dragging at my audition is not a night I was having an happening sensibility of crime was crying so bad .....

3. along to wear according to, according to the two, one named dress A, distinct named B and then a day dress, by U students disk, the students saw my dress ~ ~ B ~ ~ ~

4. childhood home in the grandfather and grandfather put a mule (that is, with the mules to graze outdoor) I changed the side to play and discovered that the mules JJ transform very long ... I do not know what that is, they found a wooden pick ah pick, the more the longer pick the melody that played unexpectedly almost beat with a stick ... ... and the results of its hair a flying kick my two children meters ... ...

5. the morn bus at the bus station, next to the station a woman and two men talking operation intimacy, the woman suddenly said But the road is very boring to find the United States the fewest favorite class, students with knowledge to love. He and I play it that we absenteeism, he said, where I said to my home. He did not think just like I got on the bus home. He asked me if the brain teacher was found to calamity. I just smiled and did not question. I said I'll give you a surprise destination. To the home you want to know me surprise you. He was very excited to say, of course, of lesson. I said that I empty of. . .

7. One day, A monarch playing mobile phones in class, the teacher seized and confiscated. A teacher allowed to advise the chief at the same table to get phone, he immediately took out his mobile phone to the A throne sent a text message: the teacher let you go get the phone, fast!

8. last night, nothing new, I woke up medium of the night went without incident laze pumping a balcony at night than three o'clock, and suddenly turned the turn to see the courtyard downstairs and a pair of men and women in kiss me I, and the scene is very eclectic, though not very clearly seen late at night, but generally have surmised the process of its action, had not long, women turned to persevere the walls Bottom, the central male flew beautiful chicken. War seems to be staged. I could not bear it, blow blow thump ran to the room, took a condom in the bedside drawer out! Wife looked about sleeping wife, turning back to run off.
the condom filled with water, gallant men and women that step on the field infantry dumped in the elapse.

9. one bus, standing in the door there on the bus asked the driver: .. South .... there are a few .... a little door stops? driver brother or ignore him when he was a morsel pessimistic, in that mumbling.
an ardent traveler car then said: . .. Thank you, thank!
this time the driver brother spoke: .. to say ... say, he he he ... I thought ... I learn ... to learn from him ... I do! >
10. I remember the day ... son was born, the boy from the maternity ward nurses hold out ... a father who heaved a son excited ... ah ... rapidly took the habit of his jaws saying: Come, uncle hug immediately silence around good ... ...

11. a friend's child in elementary school, the teacher let painting, painting to the efficacy that the first three pigs wandered off to find her mother piglet pig, and later found, to draw fourth site, with our ideas, children have to draw pigs and piglets mother happy life together, does not know ... ... ... kids paint a heap of fire, one large and one small fire on two bake meat ...

12. My husband went to Korea on affair, where man-made beauty
had heard so many
with a digital camera ready to take lots of pictures can be read back by half a day to show off
did not highlight was finally
see three beautiful photographic

pops beauty waved their hands toward the Chinese are one of us said do not shoot friends

13. landlord: you can help me from a name on it? To the kind of female, slightly a little bit melancholy, some of the best and then look artistic, first thank you all Ha! Re: Aixinjueluo dysmenorrhea.

14. on the high school, language teacher lectures particularly bored, I began to fall asleep in front of the girls, the teacher told her to answer questions. After she stood up without saying a word, stood a full 5 minutes, the deathly silence the class, the teacher said very reluctantly, sit down. I saw this woman lying on the table to sit down immediately after sleep, we die ~ class service, when this woman turned sleepily, told us: , and his girlfriend pointed to the picture in my little JJ said: Then the three of us a whole petrified half a minute. . . .

16. yesterday to see a friend at the hospital ... is said to be a kick,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat, concussion, fractured his right hand, and I would like to ask who is also an petulant fight, get revenge on him ... the result of what he told me, when he and his GF get to play SM, I'm quaint about this, ah, not you knot her? Besides the concussion SM Why so ...? Buddies you re-taste? ? The results of a pumping asked me laugh about to the past ... soldiers before, separately from anything else picked up the stool to drop ah!!! has given me surprises! Heard the good news! Today I work up is to buy more power to run about a dozen clients! Back to the Company. All three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. No way, run a morning customers, the tolerate has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three radish soup, eat up! Temporary work did not expect, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - Start a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing lightly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! Good belly up it! And that moment, the girlfriend has called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! No option but to go home, I wish she will not see me like this chip of dread it! ... ... On the way home I put a lot of muse efforts to fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what ought not be a problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, up and say give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the head table, preside, and I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm looking for an excuse to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded, but I swear! Went to another room before answering the phone. She left, I would collar the opportunity to move the body heaviness in one thigh, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a putrid egg odor emitted. I can scarcely breathe, so I touch upholstery, straining to around violently in an try to fan out the repugnant odor. As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! It sounds like a fast circulation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more repugnant. In order not to strangle me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated for soon as possible. Is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch came. So I stood up, bent down to mallet up above the ass backwards! Put it out. This may really be called Pifang class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the floor .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because compliance is not peek promise, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark often, in mandate to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, not to make more room stinks! I undid the waistband of his jeans, underwear and trousers discolored into the lower stomach beneath the drops out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, about the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational start crazy fart to ... ..., ah! Feel better and more! After I was dance with cushions room full of chaos fans, pray that shares the stink can Sign radiated ... ..., and accordingly, among the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, when constantly fanned cushion, and finally, when I heard her say bye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied jeans, achieving her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she reached the time, with a satisfied laugh on my face, a couple of agreeable look. Girlfriend first so long for her to play the phone pardoned to me and asked me if I had been secretly opened a napkin. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five elements of the good are my sisters, meantime standing on the balcony of that 6 of my best friends at school ! surprise birthday dinner. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable wording of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...

18. Listen to our preceptor says: our educate ahead cried ** Textiles, university is relatively small, ah, what settlement is not ye land. One fellow came in after the examination, his dad took his school Limo Mo's little walk, it is estimated to be frightened ragged schools, determined to work behind re-read. May reiterate in the children's shoes while the name of our school, and changed along the ** ** University College of Textiles, children's shoes when the weekly did not take voluntary interrogate ask directly fill in the ** University. The results reported the same daytime, his father took him in school merely likewise slipped in a circle .... father and son cried .....

19. Previous colossal learn of military training disciplines, a man suddenly I Pull into the ranks of professors, all of a sudden looked at him in the playground. Instructors navel hit his feet: do not be late for exercise clothes to wear, you are not a man, is really typical. Two hours later dissolved, the instructors asked him: What is the name. He wow a cry: I am a woman, living next to the upstairs ... just down the walk ...

20. On Friday night, I received my father's message home, million, by me, and immediately went to the floor, XXX X XX hostel room. Do not let your mother know!
to see my father after playing mahjong is to companion the leadership, 1,002,004,008,001,600 ... ... no crown. Davis was originally to attach the leaders at the hotel eating and drinking in the XX, drink a half drunk can not drive, guiding to the upstairs playing mahjong instructions, Davis also could not turned down. I'm just mediocre working-class home, playing mahjong so much can not supply a little bit, before such things had occurred, the mother scolded the father knew a long time.
the money to the father, the father sat alongside me. Did not play few games, Davis said, stomach pain on the WC, the leadership said: Someone great leadership, said: on, and lost the first game of 200 small, leadership his word confiscated my money. Then the second game exceedingly fortunate good, wash two dark bars on the + bar + bar + explicit on one flower, 9 Fan's prerogative ah, that is, the leadership is going to lose more than 50,000 each. Leaders face is green and the wine are half {awake|awake}. Then Dad came out, I guess we were afraid, quickly said: .) leadership play the fool: I have been criticize hoist father, my father is also wrong is also silent, so I scolded the more loudly. To the hall, I continue to chatter loudly: Hello, I'm sorry. And this I think you know your conceived wife. , into the sack, saw the hall all the complicated eyes. . . .
. . Rank out. . As respect for the students seclusion. . Class is not in the level his paper. . He said. . .
talk, the girl said to go to my house overnight.
her roommate immediately said:
I said without thinking: rub ash (5 million annually), is chilly it, he suddenly blurting. . . Grandpa asked how they know this long phase, said referees, actors and the club director. Can wait a few days, but no consulate to come to talk. Pirate chieftains worried, and individually to the Consulate called, a companion, so few people talk well, the day he went to call on the layout of the venue auditorium. Let him and his crush on a team of beautiful women, we give a few regular beautiful balloon, the balloon ah what the moon, apple balloons and the like. Then, we finally get out of the special balloon, and the other colleagues in holding the camera on standby after the flowers, and beautiful women gave him no feedback (deflated into a pellet),GHD Hair Straightener, who began to play after discovery gas nozzle, which compared balloon Daya thump was hard, but vital capability in the prettiness before the eyes of his fierce winds, the balloon quickly drum up, amplify, and then a noisy wail beautiful, reddening ---- then sprint the flash splendor, This balloon is a 1:1 man, who desperately blowing wind nozzle to the JJ, the next day, reproduced in the internal forum to tightly latch to open his lower body male inflatable doll pictures ~ ~

26. Students are taught a manager in the toilet caught smoking, unsuccessfully denounced the speck and decided to continue the General Assembly, denounced the school calisthenics time.
President: I want to launch you! Repeatedly violated school exercise you smoke in the lavatory!
students: No, I'm Hu uncle said, not so!
Principal: amazement.
Principal: Son hard ah your door to tell me, your uncle who is? I can not believe,GHD Blue Straighteners!
students: HU Jintao. CAO, Hu I do not know your uncle? My uncle said, must complete a nine-year compulsory schooling, who did not so that.
Principal:. . . . . . . . . . . .

27. I am twenty-first, sophomore, brother-year-old, a year ... Last winter holiday home, behind night-time New Year's Day more than 2 points I have equitable climbed into mattress to watch the progress of my brother shook house, and then to touch my bed ... I asked him how no to sleep with the parents, he said, they immediately want to mate, and I conceal away points ... ... chilly! I finally could not resist a long quiet, and asked that this Who told you that. The answer: You are not at home dad ambition not let me sleep with them, said his mom and I held up mate ... even the 1 God, my darling parents, teaching his son is such a

28 . Yesterday deputies Do not know who the back shouted,

29. Our corporation is very rigid monitoring it, landing some of the program is disabled or network sheet, or send some of it via internal monitoring of information that the poor will receive an email warning or punishment. Sanctions are generally severe.
Recently, a man A real-time communication tools with inner colleagues on the other B sent the emulating information: Dude, I downloaded the door to the Greek movie, or? However, B did not answer, but added ten minutes later the Ministry of A has received the information it controls, A very nervous, preoccupied over, I do not understand how to destruction of, shook unsteadily opening the message, impressively displayed:
that you are more than 400 M ?

30. junior high school when I read to the city known for gang combat invincible. Once a student of our school to be out six other schools to hammer, and he came back one, we immediately fulfilled a hundred schools in more than beating that went approximate his blanket search. Finally found a way to knock him that six people, so all the way to go after. Just passing through municipal compound pursue on the way, so that under a six cornered and ran inside. Only two of the armed entrance doors, hand gun and no ammunition stopped did not want to stop, post office can only be sent back to the door bell. Result, they turned around and saw more than two hundred of our school has to play dog ​​eat dog, also followed rushed ... ...
our school came the next day a great many pol.ice, check with the school teachers were , there have been armed to fight entire the misdeeds of the past, students are captured and examined. Then I work from the father of the provincial celebration council learned: That the Y sent inspection teams are working in our metropolis civic creating meeting room to listen to Municipal Leaders on economy, security and other aspects of the work report to hear the base voices. They opened the curtains and saw more than two people armed with machetes and clubs tempested into the municipal compound ... ...

31. Morning,GHD Purple Straighteners, vehicle police brigade participated in the interview, the interviewer asked me, digging in several of? the second, third! I melodrama for, to pay the fare when a look, 91.8? ? Only a few kilometers away how valuable? Will not meet the black car, right? Will not be met pillaged, right? ? N-moment thoughts turned.
teacher did not calculate I froze disburse,GHD IV Mini Straighteners, say, the fee of 15, that 91.8 is a radio frequency ... ...

33. recently saw a lusty storm translation: - Who finally left the area a muddle of outdated. It would be a happy thing. But I really have not encountered a good adjoin. My door ... ... how do you say, after a upkeep period of the simple exchange, I feel that is definitely a middle-aged women who, without Unluckiness and Frustration with the role of mirth and love Zhanxiaopianyi. An example: I have a car, after she knew, even now it is to buy two nails, I also must drive them a visit, also are called, anyway, I have a car, a car is used. Forget such a thing ... ....
But today they do one thing really made me ... ... I said before, I came from a better, in the go-vern-ment apparatuses, regardless of earnings or wages ... ... So I have 3 computers at home, a desktop machine, a few years, I bought a laptop. Units dispensed by a laptop computer.
today that I take the computer to ascertain middle-aged women, said her daughter jot a paper that need to lend. I want to use it, so ... ... but let me surprise, she really put my microcomputer to grant his daughter to school to use, you said that I can accede? I am very dull rejection of her.
It seems she really ... ... look at after I entered the room, she was scolded Duzhe my door for two hours, causing a lot of people seeing, of course, there are unreasonable, that she was accidentally provocative, but importune her What I would say that there are three computers at home, we should give her one! Fair ample. What is the reason you say?
But then I heard she namely so naughty even the slightest without the head, said the sentence: apt my daughter with me to ... ... How I came out of this sentence, this sentence ... ... God! God! My image ... ... God!

35. last night with my wife video, chat for a few minutes, year-old son to nectar the milk over, and the one to hold my wife, I said him: , you're obtaining a lust. This sentence is: Oh, is OMG? Are what material? ... ... What? Gave birth to my brother? ... ... Oh no, not, I would say I'm wife gave birth? Really ah? Gave birth to what? ... ... No no, I asked gave birth to a boy or a girl? ... ... Oh, a kid Yeah, that I bless you to look for my brother and sister-ah. By the path, how old this kid have? ... ... How do I then wrong, I would favor to have several kilograms of several two ... ...
so he put down the phone, the bureau has at least three people to the water sprayed on the screen of the ... ...

37. A few days ago: Internet boring, is the point of the world's best picture wanted to look at high school group in HIGH! And selected a few hard Aoi HD and B feature the kind of hair, after tens of seconds ~ actually did not ... I wonder is reflected ~ then a closer look: suddenly petrified ---- native computer card a bit! Clicking on the wrong ethnic group in the ~ mass group home where cousins ​​cousin, Mom and Dad how to do both online how to do ... .... I really wanted to vanish in this earth (because I have always been pleasing in front of his family's children that ~) was a bit cool! Then immediately send: ** Watch online videos, please press on XXXXXX, then brush the next screen ... cousin received a txt message 2 Gege Ge said: QQ in your nag has (finally escaped) I really appreciate even if think about IQ drop, ah, so that can be saved the day (~ o ​​~) ~ zZ


38. more than 4 years old, I was very remember the days at my father and mother slept in the middle of the day woke up at midnight and found that parents XXOO (then do not know what they are doing to see my Mom and Dad hold a hunk of crawling inside the covers), and I thought they were playing hide and seek, then a light switch on bed, think for a moment, suddenly, with the.

39. Six-year-old sometime I like birthday, every time I buy a birthday cake, my mother came back, I ran the first time the birthday candles are ended eating, dismissive of bun .... ..

40. Baidu knows the problem:

Guiqiu ZHANG Cui I love your possession of the first poem I apologize you dudes and babes
appear in a poem I love Cui Zhang You
answers added: to seem in a poem the words I adore you, ZHANG Cui Thank you Big Brother sister sibling uncle aunt brother hotties have a ~! !
answer:
Joe Smith drove to the northeast, hit.
Cuihua prop him to the hospital, okay. I say good fortune really
Zhang, earned.
He said picking up a fat daughter, married.
mother passes him a letter, ill.
Cuihua not let his wife back, crying.
love to love to truly distress the draw.
you say this can be supposed, blowing out.
home after a destroy, also late.

41. on the English classes, do exercises, like irregular people to answer the teacher answers.
drawn my classmate, multiple-choice questions at the same table to stand up half a day without a word.
I thought he would not, up quietly patronize at the same chart, grammar, and why the correct answer is A. . . . (Crackling said that almost 10 to minutes)
very nice the last question at the same table, sit down.
after class I asked the same table, emitted by the So step right up,

43. Math Teacher: See the entrance to the haunted house shoes play was written: the staff are unbeatable! ! ! !
red word! ! ! !

45.
counter marketing of a diversity of crafts slingshot, crossbow, and the sword
day, a group of passengers operations to buy a Taiwanese emphasis.
boss said: not to sell Taiwan weapons
. . . . . . .

46. take car of my colleagues out to dinner, to a place no parking spaces, had stopped at the roadside, ask a friend a ticket will not be posted. He said nothing, coming from the glove box and pulled out a ticket that he posted on the window.
looked back, the old ticket is gone, replaced by a current one.

47. even a custom home, his girlfriend home for the 1st period to the man, the man's parents give the gift, a few hundred to several thousand greenbacks. Even his girlfriend went to the Oujia
, even my mother took out two thousand dollars to even his girlfriend, his girlfriend might be embarrassed, how to have not.
even took the money thfirst and foremost took to help his girlfriend, back solo to her.
a few days, even could not help but to give money to spent. It and his girlfriend said, even the son of a money book.
few days later, my girlfriend asked me to gift the money. Coupling girlfriend said that pre-existing with it, his girlfriend said that I lied to her.
sweating even pressing, how do?
even had an mind, they kept the 2 dollars to honor alliances associations. At that time, or handwritten Zhezi credit, unlike a machine to play now.
even excitement home with a heart in the writing of Even in retrospect really
wife too talented.
to his girlfriend the next day even the books that did not lie to you, girlfriend happy the book away, and hid the box in their home found.
even after a very long time to forget this thing.
day so unforgettable, even to find his girlfriend, a look of aggrieved even flew weapon cried.
even Lianxiangxiyu Q: how the baby,
who bullied you, I went to teach him a lesson.
girlfriend sobbed and said: credit unions to tease people, today I went to retreat money, they say - hum buzz!
even hurriedly asked: what they say?
girlfriend said: They say that they write is not, even more exasperating is lined up behind one of my age lady told me that children have a gun rob a bank. ,

48. In high school, our class a slugger chasing a good girl.
day study up, slugger the good girl called out, half an hour later two people back. + Good girl was shy and confused like, macho arm wounds ... ...
there are many of us find out insider gossip:
macho version: I called her on the playground and asked her whether she wants to be my girlfriend . She said not. I asked loudly approximately tearing his arm, she did not anticipate such a good psychological quality, stunned look at my self-mutilation did not approve! ! !
good girl version: he called me on the playground and asked if I would be his girlfriend, I do not like him, they said not. But he is very strange, ah, every one will ask, nor wearies! What? Wounds on his arm? Ah ~ ~ I do not know too dark, and I see nobody ... ...

49. College entrance exam when the converge of our class and the other science classes to meter children's shoes with this one ... the sense of smell doctors only asked to answer sour, odorless or tasteless ... uncomplicated turn of a key class of men's shoes ... he heard a silence after the children finished, said: vinegar, ... ... doctor I once saw a file in his folder that says There are uniform The total right of the bar, open the finding is

51. and her husband all love a joke, a husband to learn to drive back on the road call me boring. want me to call him, next to straight said many people embarrassed to play with us the usual .
husband , back pain. Today, his wife said she
sleep last night,GHD, bored and playing with my jj, fast soft to ... play a few sets of the night

53. monsters are living in the nation. Devils live in a hostel-like wooden building, the nation house, a man and matron who lived afterward gate.
my needy sleep, insomnia is not that loved to wake up a little campaign, and then can not sleep. Country wooden house insulation is poor devils, constantly next to a man and woman shouted anew and another at midnight, out of respiration, constantly have to end until dawn, which makes me very anguished. Usually ever do face, with a aggregate entangled to say anything, may be competent to put up.
few days antecedent, the mood is not agreeable, not good to sleep for days attach, the morale is poor. Bath home aboard Tuesday after go that day, wanted a good sleep. Next night the specter do not want a woman became fierce, kept me distracted. Wanted to make a bad and voicelessly open the terrace sliding door open, then climb them surreptitiously below the skylight in the die of night, the Japanese directed them to use the criterion windows screeching br> just listen to a silence moment, the apartment came a woman slay the pig's howling, wah-wah barking men are undergoing. I am wondering how their sound Ju Hou send such results? Committing the crime is completed, sneaky prowl into his house, next door alternatively a din. After a baby hear the sound of one ambulance, and then the explode is the chaos next door knocking sound. Secretly from the cat's eye looked out and saw men and women next door kind of thing with a blanket coated bodies of two human, little by little, very laborious shake into the ambulance, woman face afflict. So the night of suspicion, or did not sleep well.
man upstairs today to listen to children narrate me that men wag girls next door kinky are happy on a night when people were screaming for a justice, and intimidate the woman on the spot YD cramps, men Batu pluck it out, but unfortunately had to turntable the crisis digit below, to the hospital only to solve the problem. . .
muse the big joke. . . . Children still vent upstairs buddy guess who is such a rich sense of justice, will not be Altman. . . .