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Right, are you done laughing at me now? Okay I’ll give you a minute…
So,
lisseur ghd fers plats, that was me, having my hair straightened by my girlfriend, Beth. I will say one thing about hair
straighteners: they’re hot. When Beth straightened parts of my hair next to my scalp I thought it was burning through my skull… But maybe that’s just because I’m not used to having my hair straightened. I don’t think I’ll do it again, I don’t really like how it looks, or how it feels, and it takes ages to do, so I don’t really see the point! Plus I don’t think I could deal with the Justin Bieber jokes.
Now, I realise I haven’t mentioned Beth on this blog before in name, but you may remember (though I doubt it) that way back in November last year, on the 7th to be precise, I wrote a post about how useless I was with girls. Well that post was aimed towards her and, despite it making me sound a bit pathetic (me then’s words) that somehow worked, and we’ve been together since that night. The funny thing was the next day I went into school, and Joy said to me “Carl, if you ever want to get a girlfriend delete that post on your website.”
How I met Beth was on twitter (her username’s @_BethRose) I can’t exactly remember who followed who first, but our whole relationship started with a tweet about viagra! You may have guessed by now that we’re not quite normal. Anyway I won’t bore you with all the details,
Tigi, but we were friends for a while (well, we pretended to kill each others in various ways over text, it was that kind of friendship) and then it ended up with us being together. Unfortunately, she lives over 200 miles away from me.
Obviously this makes things difficult, so even though it was at the beginning of November that we started going out (for want of a better term) it wasn’t until the end of December that we actually met, when she came down here for new years. Thankfully it hasn’t been that much time between when we get to see each other since then, but there’s still quite a few weeks in between, which isn’t easy. Now I’m not posting this to complain about how hard it is, because it is more than worth it for the time we get together,
straightners, I’m just posting about it! I was at Beth’s house only a few days ago, as we were together for the last week of the easter holidays, and that was a really amazing week, but now it feels so weird being apart.
I’m at that stage of the evening where I’m not entirely sure if I’m making sense, and I’ve probably missed a lot of things out here, though I’m likely to post something about this in the future, possibly at a time when I can concentrate! Bye bye people who read this!
I love you Beth :}