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Wine, the topic of the Millennium is not absolutely, whether man or woman, will drunk N times.
As for drunk behavior, can be described as people can not help laughing ... ... Let us take a look after their drunken mix it.

1. My friend is interesting, in one drink, and buy a watermelon, watermelon man of non-management selling to straw man selling watermelon to see him Bangtaiyaoyuan , and afraid, tight explanation, tell no straws, my friend quit.: I live in the area until the bodice, side by side seven buildings, which is my home you? I Biezu Jin shouted a voice: I saw a few around the floor, the lights are flashing. I laughed, evidently a door, and I shouted: words: Leaders see the situation is not good, and quickly asked me to send him home. But when I reach out and provoke a taxi, which my colleagues on the train but not life and death, but happily sitting on the curb. He looked up and saw, very heroic in front of the sky, said: 4. a meal, a drink some buddies high, but it seems fairly clear, and everyone there is no attention to him. Finish dinner, when it suddenly rushed to the middle of the road buddies, hand stopped a police patrol the 110, then Lakaichemen, red sitting inside the pol.ice loudly said: I know you this car a eleven kilometers, (Qingdao, a taxi pricing is a per kilometer) can you also do not need to write so much to me, you thought I was nearsighted ah ... ...

5. to restaurant for dinner, there was a buddies goes to the toilet, came back very mysterious to tell us: , Jiuqi that brothers will fight. Of course, we quit, ask them: He does not mess with you, and you beat him do? He was wearing leather pants motorcycle pedal catch dinner. After drinking a silly pass, we retreat. In the street to break up, it suddenly urgency buddies together to go under a tree, no solution leather pants, but untied the belt and saw his hand and belt,nike air one 句句那么美丽, started the tree directed at fun together. End, he also carrying a pass mad shaking belt. Then, he launched his motorcycle. Just when he started, he noticed the wet leather pants actually under the ground into a group. So he asked us confused special sentence: have a special hobby legend, a high drink like people to distribute money, one hundred, people take a taxi home. Who do not want him to whom acute and ruthless people can not beat a meal. Can be one to the next day, he went to someone special in front of grievances one by one, put on a pair of miserable: the money, within one month actually happened to him three times.

8. My father, drunk and people love to bet, and once he returned late at night, we went to the pub to find him. Found him, he was on the street and another person clamoring to watch than the pros and cons. Quarreling, he took off his old Omega wrist hands,christian louboutin for less, to fling across the street, and then hurriedly walked pick it up excitedly shouted: His shirt, pants, ties, are stacked neatly on the side, pressing the top of his cell phone, is actually off the machine. There are shoes, but also neatly arrayed, socks, shoes on the hole ... ... It seems that the brothers are headed this. Then I thought, thanks to this dude does not sleep ########## hobbies, or, more lively to read.

10. On one occasion, Tianjin to the users, who claims to make us sink down in Shanghai under the table, of course we are not convinced, then turns on stage. From beer to drink red wine, from wine to drink wine, drink white wine from the wine, the end result is: the guy who Tianjin toe fracture of the wife should hold upstairs, but confusedly year-old daughter from my first floor back to the seventh floor, and then sent back to the first floor from the seventh floor stumble, meal beaten by his wife,nike air 2010, eyes are green.

11. After drinking the wine with the gang, about to go to such and such a home. Walked, wandered off one person gone, another to look for him. Dajia certain first home, sit down, after a while the man wandered off to children, and very proudly telling everyone he ran into robbers, and so he did not even hit the robbers threatened to hit with a brick run. Soon as he finished, he went also to the man, and said angrily walks away and gets hit with a brick that Hell he wrecked his Baotoushucuan.

12. Once, a few friends about the king in a hotel called the head to drink, after one of them drunk, he just need to get to another hotel to be another group drinking buddy, everyone bar his high, had to let him go. Can not long before he appeared suddenly look bright before us, while he kept apologize: shouted: the driver take him to slip in a circle in the street, again he sent back. When he once again came before us, he has been able to tell who is who, a better result for a pain I'm sorry!
13. have a friend said: I once got drunk in the evening back to my wife off my clothes and shoes off, I do not want to take off, give her a slap in the face, but also said the word, Go away, I have a wife ~ ~ the next day up the table with hot milk and eggs, and a note that said, do not want to leave, just drunk)

14. the year before winter, met a girl. Temperament too good to die. Both of us stick together almost every day. Night is not going to go to hot disco pub. Once night, we drunk and back home. She returned home to start trouble. Crying, crying to much. A man hiding in her bathroom crying. I pulled her out the door flung open, she drill a large wardrobe, and then cry. Finally getting her into bed, she hugged me crying. It also is not finished, see the hand of the phone, slammed it. Severely hit the wall to go. I then watched the nice folding mobile phone in half. The next day, she woke up over. Propped head and looked at the ground snapped the phone,sb dunk 小偷写给失主的一封信, angrily ran downstairs carry out a brick up. I looked at her puzzled. I saw the lady pick up the bricks and mortar to pound fiercely phone, breaking open the shell, she removed the parts inside, smiles at me and said: then buy a chip in cell phone! put him on the train, went straight to his house to go to, lied to him that is to Kara OK. To home, his wife opened the door, who knows this guy hugged his wife and smiling said to us: In a bad attack, went straight back to the room to sleep. That man greeted us into the living room to sit down, say to our song, and then himself got into the toilet. Less than a minute into the toilet, his home phone rang, and his wife came out to answer the phone, heard half a minute to exclaimed: Man who was said to not go to work for a week!

16. a relationship unit to request our colleagues to drink, treat the place is a very upscale restaurant,nike dunk low, abalone, bird's nest or something, point a lot. During the evening we drank frequently, turning round melee, do not know how many bottles of red wine to drink, just remember walking, one of my colleagues in the hotel downstairs vomiting, while spitting while regrettable, saying: My fin ah, the pity.

17. I know a brother, Nanjing, and especially like to drink. Come and go when he was a small magnolia motorcycle ride, one night, he was drunk, but still riding his motorcycle home. He, too, see the road, and only know that faint along State Road 312 all the way forward. Can not remember how long the ride, so he was somewhat awake, the rise rather abruptly and saw a sign in front turned out to be He actually ride from Nanjing, Zhenjiang small Mulan motorcycle ride! Genghen is riding on Magnolia and then he rode back from Nanjing, Zhenjiang.
18. normally do to send a very gentle man drunk, and went to a small tree convenience, time off to go get away, but it felt like someone laid hold of him, he turned decline, People waiting for him to see a person busy for him, and so impatient, but also came with him persuade, found that he is both man and the tree belt and bound together,笑逝世你, and even went to the tree for a moment brotherhood rain ... ...

19. I was studying, drinking high, flat female colleagues to send him to the hospital. To the hospital, the nurse gave him the injection, he took the hand of female colleagues, said:

20. My brother sent units year-end bonus, he and several colleagues on a good restaurant to celebrate a pass. Satiated, the brother out of car keys to open a bike, but in any case are not open. Brother thought, probably because they drink, and hand shaking because of it? Anyway, today made a Tingduo money, simply had to make a ride home. So he put the bike into the trunk of a taxi, take a taxi back home. The next day, after sobering up, went downstairs and saw his brother, bad! He had to bike to a taxi then pulled back. The original, a quick pull to go home at night by his colleague Mike's bike is!
21. have a buddy, . Xing drink, he loves and friends hit the head, which is holding a man's head, Shenkan a pass, and then the forehead do not know when the two collide, the sound is loud and crisp, rattle rattle of. Then to see him to Torture. Poor him, always drink the next day to call to ask

22. One of my neighbors, I like to drink, often drunk. Once, after he was drunk on the taxi, the driver drove so slowly he said to go. Can wait for a long time has not happened, looked back, he is to undress it. Startle the driver, quickly asked: blankly for a moment, shouted: > 23. with the same gang of people drinking wine, made an appointment to a certain house, they walked, one person got lost, and the other to look for him. Dajia certain first home, sit down,air force ones and jordans, after a while the man wandered off to children, and very proudly telling everyone he ran into robbers, and so he did not even hit the robbers threatened to hit with a brick run. Soon as he finished, he went also to the man, angrily walks away and gets the guy that hit him with bricks, smashing his Baotoushucuan.
24. One time, one of my friends from outside work to Qingdao, and friends to a restaurant together a bit, and he drank a little high, to the hotel, the room would not life and death the key out, no way, we had to find another way to the hotel front desk. So we went back to the room attendants when the door and saw he was with relish his own purse money, credit cards, business cards, like a piece of neat stuff out on the ground. See us, he was excited and pleased to say: high, at night into the yard to see their own vegetable garden vegetables in the garden began to sub-opened curse: doing. Wait until the next morning to sleep has gone up to see a vegetable garden vegetables Mongolia, and his side around in the garden while murmuring: This was?

people no alternative, it suddenly shot to the body three times, chanting, called All the cold! That night, he repeated every 10 minutes! ! ! ! Strong man,nike sb what the dunk! There after the nickname