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Soon, distinct person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: Then you say the fuel is soy sauce? Japanese are people too?
1, feeding a starving wolf, heard a woman in education children: cry'll throw you out to fared the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a jailbird to be executed, because the bullet is minor, the first shot did not loosen, then they put a second shot ... the gun ... then the third prisoner cried: Big Brother you smother me it, too curse scary!
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4, Huang adore revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to bring his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Yellow Army Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain affair, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, went to the mountains meet Tiger Cubs, frightened the sickle, beat held in the pate, the tiger wrote: not see it, to your party members which still bears favor to!
6, the peasant knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this clothing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his jaws, I thought: you do not acquaint me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: slit off
instructor said: Why?
Little said: for I'm too inactive
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
poles to hold the foot to a stone falls out shaking,
passers-by to see a shock to meditation that I kick my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night, we were entire a mattress to nap, a sleep hub.

navel of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the entire face.
B C: the afterward period to inform us ... ...

After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and make sure there is no connectivity with the outside globe ...
results, put a ass.
9.
once and several classmates went home to see his lofty school teacher,
it was an old male, ahead leaving,
left us with some fruit and gave the teacher,
firm but the teacher squad governor plucked firm notebook case, said:
users,
time coming,
friends not a grain of truth pointing to an hideous girl said to the driver:
arrived, behind waiting there? A group of arrays,
I think the company absence to bring people to a meeting with them.
director of invoice, immediately taught his staff to buy a machine,
intended itinerary is finishing his baggage.
Pro beginning the day by Secretary of the stop down.
secretary: ? Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice whether the decease of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the,Christian Louboutin Slingback, ah,
sometimes do not dead a very a while.
a brother to go fishing with a web, hit the fish with the head of the deal.
waiters actually could not stand,
come with the sibling said:

day visit to the man apartment,
just a boy has not got everything in the ground hasting ~
be any class swiftly yelled
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
anybody classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your label ~
the student gigantic cold - -!!!

14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the restroom.

At this point, outside of the B throne heard,
so loudly sang:
Then, once sang:
br> graduate student in a university named Willow.

in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
arranged specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read, .

once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
final desperate skirmish for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is Who , true cattle X, so many bikes! 1.
he cried.
No. 1 in our class to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
I That students scratched his head,
hold back a long response to the sentence:
navigate ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)

17. One was acknowledged to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation: Yunnan
you?
No liberation of? The also eat raw mutton? Yunnan, ah? ; no problem,Christian Louboutin Shoes, but my family a tiny bit too distant away from Lhasa. only to the right?
In Yunnan, horse riding are meager dry material, as we test out,
are camels and a donkey.
then Yunnan is no entry examination, the checkup was archery competition,
put a kilometer away a sign,
write
a sign of recent blaze, is the school.



18. We have to go night-night dorm
alternatively playing field is out, and his wife's,
is come back later,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,

king cover floor tiger,
pagoda Town Creek monster,
What What Ha Ha,
how the yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.

have a winter evening below the fish,
the air is getting bigger,

a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly in that call,
dine shit eat my face is yellow,
rapidly open the gate .

the sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd ground are heard....
19. there is one, is hearing to others talking.
words, when the end of the poorest ,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not challenge to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.

midday counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very startled.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said from the bed down to the water chamber and beverage a running water, back to sleep ... ...
20. University has a feminine student,
Beijing,
cold variety of humor.
her about her check points after the entrance of asset.
call to check sub-station check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
to this,
her heart explode with scarcely disguised pleasure:
Some went to our class library
before,
mouth huge pond here, got a svelte floor of ice,

several of our dispute
the southern ice can not bear the weight of a person,
then the boss of their own experiences from Shaanxi to bound on the ice,
said: No problem, see likewise quit it,
can not only hike but also massive bounce it.

Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from the base slowly sank,
hand waving to us but also to preserve the posture,
maximum school Students were stunned by this splendid moment.

foreman repercussion hsiang,
some thump to the coast,
and speedy to get up and escape,Christian Louboutin D'orsay,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the employer was in bed, said:
Needless to say, after whom say, I demolish who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
so suddenly into the turn of 199 All you can eat peppery kettle canteens
say, by a toilet floor with
happens searched is not found so I went to a second

second floor is still blank decoration Nothing
but found a toilet close to the br> Tuoliaokuzi
squatted on the toilet towards the Perak Para ... ... thrilled!!


after I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, is worth of the supper downstairs and has almost a full house
just how suddenly deserted it? even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I reached the bar,
and asked: Anybody here ? how no person?
At this point, I saw a male waitress from the bar to drill out the spectators,
and speak:
########! ... ... fair fell from the dome
stool to play to the fans when you do not it? count your fortunate ......

23. high school about permutations and fusions, do group problem.
Lei teacher cried out: ?
teacher anger, discipline Lei station.
and bell phone Wave: > A: I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry 5.
25 .-- Yesterday, when the bus,
bus the driver staring at me,
for I did not buy a ticket like.

- how do you do?

- very simple,
I have always gaze with him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
my eyes closed lying on the table confused,
confused in the sense of touch someone's arm to my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,

to fingernails at him,
namely did no respond,
I also multiplication strength to pull at him,
still did not migrate, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my neatness Yeah,
do pull the light out?

meal fierce so I toss,Christian Louboutin Hot Red,
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hurl for a when, feel someone erroneous with their own,
slightly opened his eyes, yes,
found the situation of the teacher sitting on my table,
was amazing watching I,
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27. One p.m., my classmates in the CCB quite boring go, a matron dressing a very wrong (neuropathy) came apt his skylight, to the a memorandum to his withdrawal.
note written on

more than zero greenbacks.

inscribed in the central bureau is *** CP ***.
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman see very solemn, think about the publish of security or fighting count birds. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
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supervisor and female patients talk with one side, and asked do you withdraw money What is the use ah, female patients, said: to discuss a Agricultural Bank of China, to buy things such as wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a baby, the woman is back. and send the bank's answer: ICBC said that, we the public line here, only the public's to take, the mommy said I was not !!!!, bitch, to the CCB to retreat money informative talk above the topic of the train.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
he asked the conductor how,
conductor told him that cars will be administration officials had come up,
the adviser, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
Leave copies of barbecue duck, to be genuine! a! This is the Tianjin salt duck, change! This is the authentic Peking duck
! tell me where I
people! Sound: You say I'm not going his mother
31. language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements are complete,
fill the first space-time,
he quietly queried the same chart,
A Day: ; or namely he.
to ascertain that B has been fraught to the fringe of Jun,
engaged throwing paper in the past for assist.
presently, B threw a ball of periodical Jun.
A king was overjoyed, and busy open.
I saw a chip of paper coated in rubber,
rubber circled at painted A,Christian Louboutin Pumps, B, C, D four letters,
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asked the farmer:
how I found a cow harvest there no longer
angle ah.
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34. a child to eat noodles,
eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat:

then left the living room and
Xiaoming tight dog white
wife's mother suddenly, he base that his abdomen grief up,
he thought: No! I must clutch behind!
but he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is the next dead ~ ~ must
will be driven out of the wife's mother just did not think shouting out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are pearly as my scapegoat,
then he could not help yet put the 1st 2 ass,
wife's mother is still exclaiming white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
damned to see the wife's mother rushed out and said:
white! you will run until creature Xiusi is not