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54140 2009 年 03 月 17 日 13:23 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
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Wife: I do not attempt to sleep at night training lights out, OK?
Husband: OK! But you must promise me one thing!
Wife: What?
Husband: training array or bad fruit off the makeup feel.
2) two lad Chatting:
A said: I have a good Zhongyi animal to the family, Mommy Zhongyi cats, Elder brother Zhongyi dog, sister Zhongyi rabbits.
B said:? your father do?
A wrote: like the fox.
3)
Wife: Why I am pro-sub-sub-series family survive to sing karaoke OK, you smoke around food terrace?
Husband:? they get to kill a ghost? noisy, cumbersome D tight neighborhood think that I abuse you.
4)
a miserly little cheap ghost Zhongyi poor, and even toilet paper are pilfering by others.
aloud if he was Renwu Zhu
but he responded by saying: a few toilet paper Younie the big deal? Used to serve back to you?!
5)
husband: do not attempt to have ritual washing me ah?
wife: small little things to try to you, D bowl left early in the morning to wash it!
Husband: I was laughing about loud noise, in fact, I'm so happy to be home stand,
Ashes of time - Qzone log!
wife: I say they are all laughing loud noise, D is not in fact wash bowl.
6)
one subway station to the staff of the complaints system, the car he was Wubi, the staff side of a question? overbearing?
radio sounded happened Platform: Passengers do not go beyond the yellow line.
personal words: system?? A Well I had the yellow line points on the train you?
7)
children: Mom, I have to serve one hundred yuan.
Mom: ritual.
children:? to serve one hundred yuan to me, I would to serve? Listen, today dad told to the maid.
mother one, gave one hundred yuan.
child: her father tell, do not forget a hot shirt.
8)
prosecutor: Why you stronger? his wife both dead bodies? cold-blooded?
Defendant: I know her death left point? ~ she has always been no response Jiala!
9)
Mummy: A female, You do not attempt to make a sound it!
A woman Well listen, continue? noisy.
Mummy: then make a sound I trapped you into the bathroom,
Not every shit in your body are your enemies - Qzone log, when the time do not attempt to find me.
A Woman: When are you going to the toilet and do not ask me.
10)
day, the wall suddenly collapsed, pressing him,
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his wife said: My husband, you bear with me,
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11)
happy to jump to the ninth floor to take a little break
Chung F,
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F,
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want to stay testament to the sixth floor to the fifth floor of disability
just want to go to the fourth floor of hospital cheats
to Triple House Insurance
just scary to the second floor of the courage to try to go on the first floor has nine lives ....
in the ground waiting for
12)
kindergarten teachers to teach children to understand the rooster:
Teacher: Which animal has two? feet, will be called when the sun comes out every day, and call on you to get up to
children shouted in unison: Mom!
13)
wife will never go wrong,
Cold, did not go out without something to do, write down the first post - Qzone, if found wife is wrong, given that her husband wrong.
wrong even if his wife does not believe that, if her husband insisted that her husband's fault.
? wife wrong?, this sentence is absolutely wrong.
14)
a newly married couple started living together for the agreement for the future:
husband the first to say: After the event I decided that small? decision.
wife said: Good! However, what is big? What is small?
15)
stuff picked up in the street one? ring:
teacher asked: stuff, it? ring is picked up by the Why not put it back to its owner?
stuff: because the ring was engraved forever? it!
16)
women: an adult man behind the giant k, there must be a woman.
M: man behind the failure of it?
Female: Yes, there are too many women!
17)
a lady gave the tunnel a day blind 10 yuan a day, more than a bit blind children next,
asked him: When did your father blind?
child replied: 10 am to 9 pm.
18)
zoo, a large crowd around to see baboons,
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: How strange, the more ugly The more people see the animals.
Husband: No
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