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810183 2008 年 05 月 07 日 11:00 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (2) Category: Miscellaneous world Kan
1, the woman's 'depreciation rate' it is truly amazing, from the 'new' Mother becomes 'old' woman, takes only a night scene.
2, contraceptive effect: not successful, then into 'people'.
3, to see beautiful women in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
4, money, as I like dirt, I also regard it as waste of money! Dung are more afraid ah?
5, sit tonight, tomorrow morning ups, prone tomorrow, the day after tomorrow ... ... training support, and sometimes is that simple.
6, I know I'm not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
7, a monkey eat peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount.
8, a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
9, do not scold their children are small bastard, because from the perspective of genetics, which is detrimental to the parents.
10, real bread is omnipotent, hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ... ...
11, a man said inner beauty, which refers to the bra, not the heart.
12,
mbtシューズ 歩き方, then saw the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead. Depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria: billions of dollars of property at home, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle ######y, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
13, my father asked me what to pursue in life? I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face; I answered career and love, the father appreciated touched my head.
14, except for one, and the remaining columns are filled to the very good
15, I realized that the solution is attracted to a man he has been denied; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
16, life is really Meijin Er, last month one of my children to my buddy borrowed 4000 dollars, that to do a plastic surgery, the result is I do not know what he looks like he turned into a.
17, I think I should go to lose weight, and the last to donate blood, actually out of a hundred milliliters of lard.
18, if the marriage is the tomb of love, a wedding anniversary celebration once a year, is in 'grave' out.
19, a Miss Night, Lu Yu a robber: : That is really my life cloudless, starry sky ... ...
21, man, is training the upper body, lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
22, Valentine's Day, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put holding you in my arms ... ... A few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
23, life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
24, cats and cows say hello. Cows are fun cat said: You're so young to a long beard,
masai barefoot technology 通販! Cat very angry and said: how do you not so much a bra.
25, someone asked me, you handsome you, I said I'm not handsome, he was struck over and tell you to lie.
26, two drunk driving car bolted. A: to 8 points, building long-aunt shouted: girls, see a visitor out.
28, to learn a national language of the foreigner. Morning and greeted the secretary, He had to let her go when the scarecrow scare crow corn. And she not only scare away the crows, three crows and even scared to send back some corn.
30, if the marriage is the tomb of love, that model couple at best, but a 'demonstration Cemetery' Bale.
31, the father of her daughter's boyfriend, said sternly: the other thing was you?
33, a stuttering examiners, the students found a peep, shouted angrily: .
34, a pair of lovers to the registration of marriage. br> 35, for life is movement, but also to create life is movement, the difference is - under the bed bed.
36, jealously guarding its availability, people can only be a waste; queens, people know how to be thrifty. But I am now, but yearn for the day to waste in the thrift.
37, you ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, you stand a tiptoe away from being able to more recent, you close your eyes, you can feel the happiness of the ... ...
38, blink your eyes, I'll die, you eyes blink again, I survived, keep your eyes to blink to blink, so I die again and again!
39, Xiao-Ming to the zoo with Xiaohua, entered, Xiao-Ming Xiao-hua of pointing gatekeeper said: , stand higher and urine farther!
41, Shitai, you now from the old monk! After long, long time ... ... Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
42, female tears, male huff said: I tell you how many times, this ring is the bird research station of the people I put on, not wedding ring! I'm not married!
43, a military parade, head through the head,
44, a friend of someone in the street. When his wife had just asked a friend when suddenly remembered that she had died, and right again changed his tune: wall, and felt invisible and colleagues to send a pair of couplet: As long as the days go off, the second line: even if the head a little bit green, scroll reads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
46, two birds and saw a hunter is targeting them, one that you keep the scene I'll call the police!
47, you look creative, living your courage; ugly is not your intention, but God made a little temper; you must be brave to live without you ... ... who is going to set off beautiful ass!
48, three animals in the forest in the chat. Piglet said: now popular with the nickname, after you called me Little Pig. Bunny: Well, I called the little rabbit. Chick happy face: I still do, go first.
49, my dream life: go to bed whenever he woke up, count the money a few hand cramps. My real life: the number of money to woke up, sleep sleep hand cramps ... ...
50, single very painful, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
51, some people Love is A film, some three films,
扫把佬 漂移大亨 - Qzone日志, some comedies, some dramas; my worst, I love the process is the art, comedy, three class film, A film, suspense film, action films, and finally the KB (horror) film, even more exasperating is also his mother commercials ... ...
52, is not just a woman's menstrual pain is also the man's pain.
53, if you need advice or suggestions, we will provide free; If you need the correct answer, please additional cost.
54, men are lust, color centers are slightly stronger than that called satyr, and then called the goat a little strong, but also to strengthen called rapist, You Qijiang it has become perverted ###### maniac, lust to the extreme, is called human aesthetics artist.
55, men are two, one is a lust, a very lustful; women are two types, one is pretending to be pure, one is pretending not pure.
56, I like the life to fate: In the morning I will wake up a coin toss, if the front side, I'll go to sleep; if the back up, I lay in bed watching TV. If the coin falls to the ground is set up, I got up and clean up the house.
57, the female mantis eats the male mantis after mating, brutal it? But the way some women have swallowed many generations in mating ... ...
58, virginity vary, such as people will praise a girl is a virgin, but also laughed at a boy a virgin.
59, for a long time, we separated, I look at you blushing cheeks, softly ask you, I feel happy yet? Your gentle bow, sweetly Huileyiju: Are you going to eat garlic by.
60, what is cruel? A man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I'll break it five legs!
61, you are lying in the theater account four horizontal position, people call you up, you only mumble a couple of fixed place. Security came and said:
62, girls care about is the rest of his life's happiness, the boy is concerned that lower body's happiness ... ...
63,
nike sb dunk mid, my wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, I have not had a chance to interrupt her.
64, clerk: Miss, your ten hundred dollar bills that were counterfeit. Called: ah! ... ... I was raped!
65, I will not speak, saw many people to stumble, like sheep shit, are not you taste, I hope you bear with me.
66, how naive you this child ah? Uncle is here, how could you think of going to the zoo to see the bear?
67, for men, 'dry-mei' is - into the attack, retreat and defend 'gifts''for personal use' tilapia.
68, robbery Notes: Bank staff only know Spanish, please be patient when you are robbed, it is best to carry a translation, thank you!
69, cruel people - - nothing to find someone to Shasha. Merry people - nothing to find beauty Shuishui. Rich people - nothing to buy a new car to open. Me - nothing picked a cigarette butt pumping pumping ... ...
70, blind date is 'distribution', love is called 'direct' and throw to get married, compared with Hydrangea 'collusion'.
71, I am more forgetful, so my wife always told me that rainy days do not pull things out of the umbrella, so the family now has ten umbrella of.
72, I have done a lot of stupid things, but I do not care, my friends call it
73, Visitors: Master, what side of the grass house is toilet? Monk: In addition to that between the grass house, the rest of the place is the toilet.
74,
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75,
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76, my principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry,
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77, in love, it was 'unafraid of death'; in marriage, it was 'as dead as the go'.
78, is the tragic life: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream of a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
79, official roll experience - man knows his ass in a long one fishy. Three-line quotes a friend of wine on the table.
80, smoking, eating dinner on the balcony to enjoy, suddenly saw a blip in the night sky across the window of my heart I am so excited: Meteor! So make a wish ... ... promised immediately six or seven wishes, eyes open, have smoked cigarettes, and easily thrown out the balcony when I heard the voice of a girl downstairs: 81, 'people who respect human constant Jingzhi' Moral Degeneration alive today, only in the banquet room, to see the virtues.
82, yesterday I signed up for a weight loss courses, they want me to wear loose clothing during training, outrageous? If there is loose fitting clothes, then why do I have to sign up?
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84, 'Do not let your right to sleep', this sentence is usually used when the wedding night.
85, my wife, I should not use the sheets to polish shoes, but just returned from a business trip, short-lived fad also switch over, I was wrong.
86, was said to his girlfriend buried underground spring, the autumn harvest will be many, many girlfriends. Three-line, and did hear some people believe, and he buried in the spring to his girlfriend to the ground, the fall,
健康シューズ 激安, he was pol.ice uncle buried underground ... ...
87, could not bear the child sets vain wolf,
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88, I really do not understand that many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is do not wear clothes girl.
89, I took her from a girl into a woman, she took me from a boy into a ... ... the poor.
90, man child, tell the truth, we really do not drive when drinking, hic ... ..., you think, ah, if you hit a telephone pole, spill the wine, hic ... ... pity ah!
91, a man's face is a resume of his life, a woman's face is her life and loss account.
92, the world is not fair is that: God says: I want to light! - That's when the daytime. Beauty said: I want to ring! - So she had a diamond ring. Regal said: I want a woman! - So he has a woman. I said: I want to take a bath! - Actually without water it!
93, my father hit me twice today, the first time they see two points of the transcript of my hand, and the second because the transcript of his childhood.
94, only in long queues when we can truly understand the 'dragon'.
95, and beautiful, and pure,
mbt 靴 効果, and gentle, and ######y, and lovely maiden, like ghosts, like the men are talking about it, but no one has ever witnessed ... ...
96, has been a bad mood today, let me know text message last night, and I've fallen girl crush, even with a hundred ... I said ... I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse: so I am more sad, and I could not even fall once the capital with her did not ... ...
97, Wildcats: Where to go to sleep where. Wild dogs: what to eat what is caught. Wild man: see a loved one.
98, rain do not go out, he took poison rain, wet body is a small matter, gonorrhea big things ah.
99, recently graduated remember that day, my girlfriend sent me a text message:
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