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1 2010 Volume entrance of Hunan \
from the first sentence: Back is the root of all harmful, graders will not deem the teacher can ask Baidu. Premature ejaculation, puppy love, pregnancy, premature, premature aging, premature death, premature early ...... prove detrimental to their own experiences, and today I had an assignment to write this ... it, an assignment to a ~ ~
2 Beijing 0 composition
\Since the goal of establishing a college entrance examination in life, I have very little free look to the sky, and my time, basically look to the textbooks. Teachers and adults say, and nothing of a daze looking at the stars, must be a loser in life, or the mentally ill. It has been said on the news two days, China has 100 million more than the mentally ill, very scary. I do not fail in life, do not mentally ill, I would like college entrance success.
but I understand the subject said, \
thinking out the meaning of life, to establish the ideals and goals. But the judges teachers, please forgive me for a student
child, I want to say the truth, and now such a serious air pollution, even if I have time to look at the sky in a daze, the sky so much
cloud cover, I do not see the stars and the moon, I can not see far ahead, ask me how to think? how to generate the ideal?
I am afraid that Grandpa Wen
, so you judge the teacher down.
remember history books, said air pollution is not serious in the past, the stars are beautiful, our students can have
lot of good. In the corrupt late Qing era, Kang and Liang's \
blood of the \
some exercise, have to promote the ideals of democracy and freedom of running through them, inspiring the Chinese people. But 100 years later, when the
years, these ideals are not realized in China, too, showing that the ideal is a lie.
As for liberation, we can have any good students, the teacher said no school, so I do not know. I only know
Road, New China was founded in 1949, and how students in 59 years, and 69 years, how, and how 79 years, and I all have
do not know. I heard in today's Golden Age in China, our young students have no ideals.
can be considered successful if the college entrance examination most of my life ideals, which do not deceive What to call me looking at the stars, the entrance
endorsement eradicateance is needed is buried, so be considered a pragmatic efforts for the ideal that? If we say pass the college entrance examination only
a goal in life, can not be called ideal of life, what what, I can now set a What? my ideal is the smooth progress
into the university, admitted after graduating from the smooth civil servant, and my biggest dream of being civil servants, do not arrange
I Qutao dung. For this ideal,
团购网站大全, I would wholeheartedly the school, down the school, and never boring to look at the sky
daze.
3 0 composition Shanghai
2010 years of general college entrance examination paper essay in Shanghai.
the following materials, select a point of view, since the proposed topic, write an article of not less than 800 words (do not write poetry.)
Danes to go fishing will carry a ruler, catch fish, often used a ruler to measure, the size of the fish back into the river is not enough. They said: \fishing pond, small fish, this will be more fish.
In fact, one of the principle runs throughout our lives in many ways.
First of all, I admit, when I read this topic crying, Colombia is not an ignorant person, mathematical and physical chemistry, I have every year in the class 5 exam name, but the teacher said I was a bear Dayong, why, this is why?
the volume of the teacher, ah, you play your heart of compassion and the animal's head as melon, explain it to me, \Read the hell is that word, boldly estimated that the dictionary to me, I do not necessarily find it, so a strange place then here, then, should we have to write an essay, and decided the fate of our future College Entrance Examination essay? Weak weak ask a question, the teacher, how are you and your family?
that Denmark is actually very good story, a teacher in this volume to show off our geographical knowledge of his all-knowing, why fishing is not Kazakhstan people? Beconduce to teachers know that Sweden is a Nordic country, surrounded by the sea, fishing developed. Why did not the tortoise is not hanging up the lobster but the fish? Bespark off the teacher knows that there is a Danish mermaid legend, it is a fact that, the metaphor of the story is told us not to fall in love, so the little ones grow 【up】 not better the meaning of this sentence is now of little girls dressed in school and soil, not make-up, etc., to wait for a few years so the girls end up gorgeously dressed, and we'll start too late ah! ! ! Is not it? I can pledge that the volume of the teacher when his wife was chasing her, will eventually trailing after 8 years of hands.
fishing the truth, it is self-evident, especially in this wonderful country of China, especially in Shanghai, super paradise inside the city, this means the use of the superb fishing, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ, even bin Laden uncle also applauded strange enough, than you Minhang District, serving the law enforcement unit of the good servants, they are simply a group of people, a group from the vulgar, a group to achieve their own purposes at the expense of their soul. . . . . . . Do not write, I wipe my tears, looked out the window and looking at the sky, little white clouds floating in the sky, birds singing in the happy, because I know that if this article and then continue writing, then all the outside will not belong to me, brother do not want to be provinces. . . . . Because there are many wonderful things waiting for me, for example, at noon today, my mom burned my favorite braised pork at home waiting for me, next, and perhaps put a belt. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
pro, because of time, exams coming to an end, I have seen invigilator that fierce eyes watching me, who told me drooling while test side yet, but Costa Rica does not matter, if affinity, next year outside goodbye, finally, I wish to fight today, the loser in the examination room they say: Do not fantasize about big brother is only a legend, destined to Colombia from now is not dead, but the rivers and lakes are Costa Rica will be circulating the legend ... ... ... ... ....
4 2010 essay in Tianjin 0: I live in a world
the saying goes, \At present, China is not small, but the cage, with the radio, television, newspapers, Internet and many other popular media, let us see more take awayly the metamorphosis of the world!
I personally think that in my life in this world there are three categories perverted people, generally divided into three factions: androgynous camp, inhuman faction, shameless camp . Described individually below.
one androgynous School
Rerepresentative: spring of Columbia, had brother, a sister, teacher yang,
read these names I feel like vomiting, with China's rapid economic development, people's living standards to improve, the people vital changes in diet, followed by the birth of the current metamorphosis is not a man not Female School! Chun's masculinity amazing, sheep brother who makes hair that voice, beautiful face with the sister people to ecstasy, the division figure of foreign cimpairing disgusting. The emergence of such a metamorphosis people perverted propaganda and the media are inseparable, those who do not know the director of beauty and ugliness, so that people can be carried forward to this camp. Brother, ah, ah sister, one by one abnormal man (here with \apparentation? Cup with ah!
Second, inhuman to send
Redescribeative: Foxconn, integrated law enforcement, demolition office
13 jump just after the race to jump fire staff really made a handful of Foxconn, tangled reasons, Foxconn inhuman way of working is the fundamental reason for ultra-hours a day, super-strength , super close working environment for employees working in the field much physical and mental suffering, the staff are extremely close ideological activities, combined with layers of leadership and management system pressure about the system, eventually leading to the tragic results of 13 jumps. According to the latest report, Foxconn again after 30% pay 66% salary go up to employees, I want to say a word to a \
comprehensive law enforcement and demolition
Office for the inhumane, I think everyone of violence from one video and a picture of bloody photos are a taste of. Even as the national law enforcement agencies, law enforcement often acts of violence, it is better to open a martial arts school, even if the martial arts of the people,
人口的游戏 - Qzone日志, and so saying \social groups. Law enforcement personnel without damage to stalls, beating vendors, one vendor was beaten down in a pool of blood, showed us can not help but feel scared. Integrated law enforcement and demolition office personnel of law enforcement violence, I would like to ask, your dad never taught you \This beautiful words, you Ah is the grandchildren. 2010 \Harmony come from? Administrative law enforcement departments should seriously consider!
Third, no sense of shame to send
describeative: Feng Jie, Zhou
this school is born with the power of the media, personal letters that day SARFT BT, Feng Huang films, letters **, is not the first of these sick people and the media letters a, ah, is also one of our normal living environment.
for Xifeng, I want to ask your mother, you are viviparous it? Your mother when you eat raw illegal drugs the Han. Reference eloquence Timor - Small Hebei described to you, \\~
for Zhou, Zhou teacher, I really can not define who you are not a Chinese, and its wonderful \infertility extraordinary effects. To please their audience nearly that 1300, the National People are offended that this shameless act of people across the country should be cast aside. Here again have to refer to small Hebei comments for Zhou Libo, \love your stage, is not wrong, but you can not own an acre to one-third to raise children the art of trampling on the status of others. What southerners northerners, we are long in the East Asia, we are Chinese! \Chinese people do it? ! If you object to your people more than people who support you, then you should rethink, and you have no need to survive in this arena,
上海团购!
in world culture, the management of today's mutual intermediation, management of various cultural elements and ideas into China, but I do not see such a metamorphosis in any country of the phenomenon (in addition to playing eight generations of ancestors on the metamorphosis of a small Japanese) competition may be excessive pressure on us, in this perverted way of desire to release the pressure. If this abnormal phenomenon created a climate, but the Chinese nation is a major sad ah! Is fundamentally a people to solve the overall quality of education bear the brunt to the current way of education can only create more and more extreme metamorphosis of the crowd.
front of the state to do is: the abolition of entrance examination, but also students blue sky!
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2010 0, Zhejiang entrance essay: to switch roles
I have been thinking, has been thought, why, I can not like a normal man, like shouting to the world: I am a man, why can not I do brother? Why!
moderately remove flowing stream, I looked at the sweeping into the creek, inside a burst of emotion, it is time, life in the end, I cried, I cried , I am unable to tangle with.
I close my eyes, good posture jump down, suddenly, the sky flashed a light, like God, a man, right, pure, riding it looks like a sheep camel-like creatures, from the edge of clouds, gradually came to me
\\I feel it is a sad, sad so true
\next to the alpaca-like biological shouts and once again sent his back.
then disappeared in the spring of my brother's eyes. \\
encounter in the spring brother, I will not decadent, one day, I passed on the front of the food market, find someone to buy mangoes, as a matter of fact, that the mango is really bad, but people said, here is a world of pure YM, If anyone can sing a song in front of me, let us burst into tears, and he is our brother.
This time I came
interest, I looked up the pace, set the looking hard, hard in the middle toward the podium, the disdain of the laughter came downstairs, I do not care, I just man wants to sing, no one can stop the me, and I smooth awayed his throat, and began singing at random in life: \
a finished, everyone in the audience burst into tears, and then I broke out into thunderous applause, so I finally had the glory of spring, like Costa Rica: Costa Rica has
Now, I became a brother, this is how I want to, ah! However, after becoming brother, I fell into deep distress among the followers of my favorite to listen to me sing, I sing every day, hoarse, but would also like to sing, beprocure I do not sing, the four victims not destroy, goblins die, die Cassiopeia, TVXQ die, in order to induce, I can sing every day, but this is not the life I want!
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the original, the role of the transformation, doomed to lonely staged. I finally realized this, and suddenly, I found that my head started to round the aperture, I was immortal! So I hesitate to fly the sky. \\
the sky, the spring of Columbia showing a satiscausey smile: letter Chun who in the world! Managing and brother to join hands to create brilliant tomorrow!
6 2010 0 entrance essay in Sichuan Province, \
when drinking milk grew up well-known companies,
When the body is not glad that they have stones,
I still stubbornly maintain that this was an accident,
luck with secretly wrote: I hold the future!
spend hundreds of thousands of hard-earned money when going to school,
not buy a year of struggling to put the toilet!
I still stubbornly assert that this is temporary difficulties,
shed in the dwelling Jane wrote: I argue the future!
When my girlfriend became mistress to others,
SGX girlfriend when I found a minor third,
I still stubbornly silent
this is a coincidence,
write on the walls of the desolate: I insist the future!
When the rich second
friends driving a BMW car passing by,
when to learn physics of good parents as a!
Some of my heart stir
shaken,
endured complained wrote: I conclude the future!
people tycoons on the day of be fully convinceding the beauty and music,
When they find one night a year consumer pays a salary,
very angry my heart!
swallow tears wrote: I be convinced the future!
series of eleven men and women when Foxconn even jump,
can change when that shoot to four hundred thousand yuan,
I know the courage of those people,
What they do not
the most beautiful youth!
When the earthquake comes doline,
I found the poor did not panic,
how peaceful the world at the moment,
at the moment, there is no injustice, no exceptions!
the most beautiful youth,
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clear up quietly I go,
As quietly as I came,
Quietly I wave goodbye to the beautiful world!
toxic milk powder, cooking oil, high prices,
are eleven away from me,
I will go to another perfect world,
Do not say I
ruthless, they are actually helpless.
not the most beautiful youth,
From tomorrow, I entered another world
From tomorrow, be a happy person
I have a house, spring blossoms
7 2010 zero in Guangdong entrance essay
with your neighbors
me the go! See so trans######uals in the essay topic, my tears leaking oil like the U.S., as just can not stop blanket. What a bitter Anglie! Your question to the class that do not need a big guy so cold, right? My dad every day and milk him a 真题, analog to stamp to the title cut, the battle to the night night. Writing topics are to write \Did not know you were out of question to people is to look at drink the milk or the sight of \
now very well, and write roughly the pain so eggs for the neighbors, I was destined to ending up blanket. Next is a devoted themselves to face a urinary feces my parents bringing up, day and night So tired of our teachers, all the time fighting side by side, hand in hand with our classmate. I have to face great expectations for our country, people in disaster areas on our congratulations, and community support for our universities to our warm welcome. But I am most guilty of is I can not face my neighbor - so beautiful an aunt. I actually can not with to the point on the college entrance essay to show her body to give you a mystery man marking.
but I have to say, the examination system, you and I are neighbors of the time it is long enough, from primary to junior high school, middle school to high school, high school to college, you have been eroded away my self-confidence, obliterate my creativity! What is more, for you the bad neighbor, my dad spent a lot of million as the cost to fill your school choice wearing a false mask of the monster's belly. On the other hand, it also makes my family do not have enough tickets to cope with another bad one or two more powerful neighbors - such as the steadily rising house prices and the exorbitant price of medicine.
Please, spare me spare, writing topic is so non-mainstream. Casual to the point of points you? I do not want to expose the bad neighbor's short. But to China's strong, I prefer the less you earn points points from the teacher or I would rather sacrifice my mouth, \Political lesson learned it from him - and sacrificing to achieve a great me.
adults wish correcting your longevity, health, fortune or high official, buy ward, raised the dog, jumping a large rope, Shuada Dao, smooth, two long off, the three Yang Kai Tai, Four Seasons peace, Five Blessings, six, cis, Seven is shining, all directions to Choi, Hong mind, perfect, 抱得丽人归.
this point, salute! Left with the guilt of my neighbors ... ... However, I have one that a bale. Exam-oriented education, you say happiness to my life, but you ruined my life wonderful! \
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Shandong in 2010 college entrance essay question: The theme of Tolstoy's famous talk nearly my feelings
Shandong college entrance essay quoted Tolstoy's famous remark: all the changes of life, all the cundermine, all the United States are made of light and shadow. According to the above materials, please write.
Tolstoy put the ass
Please
teacher grading you first smell Tolstoy put the old man fart it: \\I suspect this is a question of certain serious brain damage after it, so boring and not logical word, how you let the majority of candidates to write in Shandong? Write it, no words can be written; not write it, Time is gone, is not afraid to make a success of test; result, many young friends who write against their conscience, described by all the kind words, great \
However, this subject so that high-spirited, jade tree, I suddenly suave romantic \Costa is not loneliness, brother is helpless! Costa is not loneliness of writing, is voice! Such as the brother who dare to voice straight table also estimates the whole of Shandong me people! Is really unprecedented, and no latecomers!
world is changing, the network up, I ask that fellow Leo Tolstoy, the word network know? Tolstoy saw a computer? Tolstoy know how to switch it? You played QQ farm? Colombian farm 50, and you? I am afraid you will not even planted grass, right? ! By the way, forgot to say, there are QQ Ranch! Unless he is Altman, unless he, like the film as it is now frequently play a silly B space shuttle or something. Speaking of time travel, brother angry! Space shuttle is not wrong! Many people wrong on wrong, but wrong that a shame! Wrong then there is no common sense!
on the network, the past year, the biggest change is the mass of the \\Columbia is got nothing to see anyway, only to see his brother who is a mashup is pulling the wind! At least now know that the \This is your sad, or \Not,
团购导航! This is a network of credit! You boil it boil for so many years had a child the name of Tolstoy, but the people sharp and brother, took two steps to the street to become famous, why? Tolstoy you go cry, cry you are in the wrong era, there is no network that era you cry! Otherwise, you are far more than a housebe firmly convinced name ah? ! This turned out to Chang Wu by a textile worker can become a miracle-working doctor, in this world, what can not happen! Really is, \When people enjoy the \You sleep, ease of sleep, do not make trouble out of it! Tolstoy, though you leave the arena for a long time, but there are you the legend of rivers and lakes, this is not, nothing upset you, this would have to if they were to fart in the form of group of people put out. Like \! Zhaochou do not you all right? Or disturbed sleep in the earth gave birth? No wonder, the recent earthquake was too frequent, and disturb your old illusion, but this is not the majority of candidates Men's too! You have the ability afterwards to find the Maya, ah, they broke a 2012's legend, then, an earthquake more! Uncle Leo Tolstoy, you have not got a cigarette did not drink it? So the release of the difficult words to make things difficult for Men? Really the case, Men candidates get together to give you a little ninety-five of respect, to send something Wuliangye Han, you put these words back by Qian Kun Da Nuo to go!
Tolstoy brother, you see \What? Sister Furong, and you drink coffee? I finally know why you want out of this subject it! Knows nothing, doubts nothing. Close to Sister Furong, you want red ah? ! So you live or die regardless of the Men! Out of a stinking hard to ask difficult questions Sajia! However, you want to red, hard, begenerate you do not time travel, you will not birds, you will not wine server, will not accompany the singing, more people will find you lose no sleep!
Tolstoy, I hate you! I know because this subject will be Mingluosunshan of Columbia. But failure is successful his mother, An Ma will carry next year's college entrance examination at me! But the brother know that next year's topic is definitely not your out of it! Because the majority of the people were entitled to Chousi of you. If I said not really, next year to try out what you say? ! Ha ha ha ha, definitely not it!
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again Huaguoshan line
thinking of how far, how far can the line! often dreams will take them further, even though the dream is so beautiful, so unforgettable, but the dream be a dream, it leaving only a trace of their illusory comfort!
水帘洞 last stand before the Great Sage Sun a few requirements, and finally got his wish, thanks to the Monkey King Sun as a teacher. Whenever the moon recalls that wine fragrance, and under the Chang Poets in Yushu Flurry, think Chang's slender hands, can not help but down from the clouds. Over the past year, I would not encountered in a dream Chang, I hate that damn alarm clock bedside, is that it broke my dream.
this year, Chang has not been on the line, I really do not understand the network will be such a bad 6G! she has access to the Internet in the leisure, why not see a trace of her, I have decided to went to the moon, check it out. I came to the Moon Palace for a somersault cloud door, but the door closed, speak, chilly, lifeless! Three scrutiny, there is no response, I had to unhappy and go!
foot clouds, I flew forward marginally, as hopes rose of love, etc.! Taibaijinxing it is not in front of you?!
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white Venus laughed, said: \\
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\, with you crazy shaking his head, embracing the song. Pig saw later, he was very jealous, put the video shoot the next, and blackmail to 500 million Chang'e it! not from the goddess of the moon, Journey then has the video public. tilting moment of the section of video to become popular in the Three Realms 'shook his head gate'. Emperor knows, the very angry and said, Chang is not indecent, detrimental to the image of day-ting, and 'selfless without desire' concept of development can not meet. put Chang banished to Mars ah! \
hearing this cup, my pains, burst into floods. I was determined to rescue the goddess of the moon in the sea of fire. But skill alone, I am now, to place 550 somersault cloud is a dream, it seems, only then to ask the master of the Flower and Fruit Mountain!
I did not expect changes in the past year, the master is not small, the recent course of events he successfully developed the 72 spacecraft that can fly far, far away, do not own a tumbling clouds. I have to report an intention to master, the master said he knew this matter, adding that Journey is the ################, he decided to help me through my spaceship!
I take heaven and earth to Mars 72 spacecraft,
No longer their own - Qzone log, around the spacecraft, Mars had no fire, not hot, but extremely cold, I can not help but shudder! this at this time \But this time even worse, I had chills for a spread in the bed, pulls on!
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Anhui 0
composition
Anhui entrance zero
2010 essay, \
I saw this material to know the teachers on glue college entrance examination, and not ordinary water, is the exchange of four water, not argue the city ramp, but be convinceding our million million candidates across the province. Take a language of writing, not a test of political,
长沙团购网, even philosophical truth which we analyzed. That day, the political Wang to teach us a lesson forty-five minutes, and he spent the first forty minutes cursing a certain party, and then deemd that the Chinese philosophy, is China's politics. We are students, third year students, the students just read, is not talk politics!
read this topic, I am sad, I am very sad for our language teacher. Language teacher before the college entrance examination subject to our charge, and said entrance to most closely linked to current events writing, and want us to write more thoughts at home, such as the opening move in Hefei four experience feelings, such as Foxconn's second jump of the feelings, such as Zheng Yimin as Why not just kill a primary thoughts to kill corrupt officials, such as Yushu earthquake this year, we should not proceed with moving, and the Party Central Committee to do a good job with the feelings of national unity. The teacher said, some of Ling problem is, some Question rice, and some problem is the lotus, you have to kind of deep and shallow to some, always dead cat bumped blind mice!
, however, did not expect this year's exam is a \
entrance ago, Mom said, what kind of result you will end will you reap, you are now third year, and is not a good review, frequently also used mobile Internet, the Internet to find that picture, you do not know ad network was closed down yet? You do not know that China Mobile is also the accountability begin? I see you every day to enjoy the kind of happiness, and finally will end test into the fruit, you go on like this surely can not get Annong, Hefei General Assembly is also very dangerous, Long Long do the most they can out on a Wuhu Mechanical and Electrical Engineering!
entrance before the exam table with old thief, I am a subject,
[To] when you have a boyfriend, family members disagree, how would you choose -, he asked me a package body is planted inside the mosquito saliva, the woman's belly big, what is planted What?
I could not think for a long time, but I think our school to school beauty Lili. She looks really nice, pleasant, refreshing, cool spirit of times, eating times as sweet. I want a poem to describe how she:
water is her bright eyes, San River for thousands of million times. Low lo shi wear flowers high, not high not low two cantaloupe.
I counted the word, is not enough words to the subject requirements, we can not be less than eight hundred word essay, I think this is too unreasonable. The majority of candidates, and some can blow, some can not blow. Wind can blow people up just as our history teacher, a lesson from the invitation of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang three blows donkey Gu ups and downs during the Cultural Revolution Deng Xiaoping. People can not just blow our geography teacher, a school must look at the map, after reading the map there twenty minutes, and then let us study hall.
So I think the subject of college entrance examination, can not engage in a stereotyped dead people do not know the poem for many years to test us, questions have to local conditions vary, so like the beauty candidates to write poems, so that the ideal candidates talk about vision, see through the red tip of the candidates to talk about the Buddha, the teacher let the class take the first baby to go back rhymes.
In short, words, and short, is \