You can't work out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wash your hands with liquid soap (most of which ends up on your blouse) and dry them under the hot air blower because, of course, there are no paper towels in the dispensers. Have you ever tried drying liquid soap with hot air? Ten minutes later you stumble out and shuffle past the queue of waiting women, still cross-legged and, at this point, you no longer care that your manic grimace is met with disapproving stares.Just when you thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, one kind soul at the very end of the queue points out that you are trailing a piece of toilet paper on your shoe as long as the river Nile! (Where was it when you NEEDED it??) You rip the paper from your shoe, shove it in the woman's hand and tell her cattily, "Here--you might need this."
Round, long
Gucci women high top, medium? It's not just that bags that come in all shapes and sizes. You do, too. And if you're going to spend on a bag, you might as well make sure that it acts as the proper accessory that highlights your best features.
As you leave the house of horrors, you spot your husband loitering impatiently outside, having long since entered, used and left the men's toilets and read a copy of Gone with the Wind whist waiting for you.
The icing on the cake will be when he asks: "What took you so long, darling
nike dunks, and why is your skirt tucked into the back of your knickers?" Silently you curse the bitch who pointed out the toilet paper stuck to your shoe, but omitted to mention that your bum has been on display to every pervert in the place.Male readers will now know not only why women take so long to powder their noses, but also why we always go to the toilet in pairs. It's so the other woman can hold the door shut and pass you the toilet paper under the door.
Bags should always balance the proportions of your body. If you're in a hurry, the easiest go-to bags are clutches. It might be worth your while to invest in these bags. Clutches are clean and simple with no complicated lines. They'll quickly complement any outfit!
So what's the best bag for your body type? It's just the matter of going the opposite of your body type.
Are you curvy and short? Do not buy large round bags if you don't want to emphasize this. Instead of that round purse
Air Jordan 16.5 Team, go for triangular or small to medium purses. But if you're tall and lean.. By all means, for the round bags and avoid all the boxy and narrow purses!
Unless you have mountains of cash at your disposal, designer handbags are a huge investment that you shouldn't take lightly. More often than not, people make the decision to buy certain handbags because they are the IT bag of the moment without consideration on how it does for their figure.
Remember, ladies, you should wear the bag! The bag shouldn't wear you! It being the IT bag of the moment should not eclipse the wonderful beautiful creature that you are. Strangely enough, most people make the split-second emotional decision to choose bags that cost a fortune without the slightest consideration on what it does for their figure or their body type.
If you're any normal warm-blooded female who salivates over the latest designer purses, your internal dialogue probably sound like this.. "So what to buy? The Louis Vuitton Speedy 35? Hmmmmm, but the Chanel 2.55 is just to die for. Or should I get the Hermes Birkin instead? Wasn't Victoria Beckham spotted with that bag in tow just lately?"