Respondents also highlighted issues relating to the capacity of services to support children and the need for multi-skilled practitioners to provide a flexible and responsive service for families and children. For many respondents this capacity was linked to services offering full-time employment to staff in regional areas. This also included ongoing training to develop skills specifically relating to services for children, such as child specific counselling, child consultations and child inclusive practice.
In the 2007-08 Budget $36.9 million was allocated over four years to two new programs to assist parents. The first initiative is an educational program that will assist separated parents in 28 regional areas whose inability to communicate without conflict is affecting their contact with their children.
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The second initiative is the new Supporting Children after Separation Program. This program will assist children from separating families in a number of areas of high need across Australia to deal with issues arising from the breakdown in their parent’s relationship and to be able to participate in decisions that impact on them. The objective of this new service type is to support children within the context of their family to manage and enhance their relationships during and after family separation.
jocuri logice ¦From an Air France bulletin dated Dec 1,1989. Signs & notices
written in English that were discovered around the world.
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In Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national
order.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that
people of different ######, for instance men and women, live together
in one tent unless they are married with each other for that
purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite
###### in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this
purpose.
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In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a
good time.
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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
How would you like to ride on your own ass?
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In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even if a foreigner if dressed as
a man.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
kids jokes ¦On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.
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In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.
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In a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room,
please control yourself.
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SCENE: A table at a chinese restaurant. A patron has just been seated. The
restaurant is being run by an oriental family.
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Man: Hi! You must be the waiter.
Waiter: Yes, sir! How may I serve you?
Man: I'm hungry today! What's today's special?
Waiter: At this establishment, *everything* is special *everyday*!
Man: Ha, ha. Right. (looks at the menu.) Can't make up my mind.
Waiter: Would you like some soup of the day?
Man: What's the soup of the day?
Waiter: Bird drop soup. I go get bowl for you.
funny jokes ¦The waiter leaves and returns with a steaming bowl of soup.
Waiter: Here you go! Soup of the day!
Man: Great. (Takes a sip.) (Spits) Yuck! This soup tastes spoiled!
Waiter: Ha, ha! Soup of the day ... did not say from *which* day!
Man: Yuck, yuck! You seem to think that was funny! You must be the waiter!
Waiter: Yes! And, you are the customer. How may I help you?
Man: May I see a menu, please?
Waiter: Sure. Menu on counter. Next to cash register.
Man: Well, aren't you going to get it?
Waiter: Why? You need it, I don't!
Man: But, aren't you the waiter?
Waiter: Yes, and you are the customer! How may I serve you?
Man: Just get me the menu!
Waiter: Okay, okay ...
The waiter leaves and returns with a menu.
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Waiter: Okay, here menu. Now, what you like to order?
Man: Let's see. I think I'll have the beef chow fun.
Waiter: Ah! Beef chow fun! You want to have some fun! Ha, ha! Get it?
Have some *fun*?
Man: Man, you have a terrible sense of humor! You must be the waiter!
Waiter: Yes, and you must be the customer! How may I serve you?
Man: May I have my order of fun, please?
Waiter: We don't serve fun here. Not that kind of business.
Man: What?
Waiter: My daughter is *waitress*, not for fun ...
Man: No!! I mean the kind of fun in the kitchen ... in the wok!
Waiter: Ugh! Fun in the wok! You are *very* strange!
Man: No, no! Look, I want that order of beef chow fun!
Waiter: Ah, you want CHOW fun!
Man: That's what I said!
Waiter: So sorry. You are the customer.
Man: You are the waiter.
Waiter: How may I serve you?
Man: Just get me my order.
Waiter: No problem.
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The waiter walks toward the order window.
Waiter: One order beef chow fun!
Man: Oh, waiter! No MSG!
Waiter: One order beef chow fun! No MSG!
Cook: Two order beef chow fun! One no MSG!
Waiter: No! ONE order beef chow fun! No MSG!
Cook: You say TWO order beef chow fun! One no MSG!
Waiter: No! I say one order beef chow fun, then I say no MSG!
Cook: No, you say one order beef chow fun, and one order beef chow fun, no
MSG! That TWO order beef chow fun, one no MSG!
Waiter: Look ... I only want ONE order beef chow fun, okay?
Cook: Any MSG?
Waiter: No!
Cook: (mumbles) Nobody like MSG. Don't know why. Taste good. Maybe
make you a little nervous, but so does coffee ...
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The waiter returns to the table.
Waiter: Cook cook your order now. Anything else?
Man: Let me look at the menu. (Looks at the menu) Hey, waiter! What's
this on the menu?
Waiter: (Looks at the menu) Look like food.
Man: That's disgusting! Don't you guys clean your menus?
Waiter: Why?
Man: Well ... uh, I don't know. What is it?
Waiter: Look like chow fun.
Man: Really? Hmmm.
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The man pulls the fragment of chow fun off the menu and EATS it.
Man: Mmmm! That's pretty good chow fun!
Waiter: That BEEF chow fun! You like?
Man: Yes. It was very tasty. I can't wait for my order now.
Waiter: How you know of chow fun?
Man: What do you mean?
Waiter: Most people order rice, noodles, egg roll, won ton ... but YOU order
chow fun! You chinese?
Man: Yes, as a matter of fact.
Waiter: You from China? What part of China you from?
Man: Oakland.
Waiter: Ahh! Oakland not in China!
Man: Try tellling that to my parents.
Cook: Order ready! One beef chow fun, no MSG!
Waiter: Here you are! One beef chow fun!
Man: Thanks. Wait. Why is there a spoon? Where's my chopsticks?
Waiter: Chow fun usually side dish. We serve with spoon.
Man: Well, I suppose I can use the spoon. Hey, what's this side dish?
Waiter: (Looks at the little dish) Don't know. Hey, cook!! Come out here!
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