2008 Best Short Story

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Wife : ten ?
Husband : the whole it?
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husband : I asked ten o'clock it?
wife: 11 and then the whole bar .
husband : force your mama ,Nike Shox TL3, I ask you is 10 o'clock the whole .
wife : I ######## ,Nike Shox R5, 11:00 in the whole , I am speaking of your daytime you do not feel well is not it?
husband : I'm just inquiring, is now 10 o'clock the whole what ?
wife : a full whole ,Nike Shox Sko, now on the whole