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1 bedroom ashore the 6th ground, ascend and found the key did not take, to obtain downstairs to ask aunt, and then ascend up to open the gate, work too key, and then mount up to, found the door closed, next to a classmate later, asked, You have not closed the door, I tin help you shut.
2. students between classes to the toilet, pull the end that did not send periodical, and can not await for people, phone and arrears. Desperate, he called to the 10086, ask for help ... ... It is said that there silent for a long time, and after school classmates ... he received such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so who in the toilet, allows you to bring him toilet paper. Please adjoin 10086
3. Dad the greatest grudge of exotic singers. But then one day I was watching Michael Jackson mtv when I smudged her father standing backward, a look of thoughtful statement.
father shook his head:
4. beverage faint and go to a canteen lavatory to urinate, he saw words written on the walls, leaned in for a look that says: After the urine has a boot of his own.
5. Every time my wife and her husband argue, his wife went to the lavatory to linger half a day, so several times, her husband would have asked his wife: in the lavatory doing? seems beautiful vent? His wife said: toilet brush! Asked her husband can ######## vent the toilet brush? Wife said: do not know, anyway,Nike Shox Kvinner, are you with each toothbrush.
6. One time I went to lease this Kindaichi diffuse it, just to penetrate the second page on the tears, I do not know which day to kill the human in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle, jot this is the assassin ... ...
7. high school with theory ridiculousness

I Petrochemical ... ...
after a while

I straight breakdown ... ...
8. We forever like simulating to be comic math teacher, said some people to laugh at jokes no one
we argue spoof on him a entire class, so the first object he said when the school, we all laughed in unison.
daytime he came in, was silent as a moment namely his dad passed away
I immediately break off smiling, others silent.
9. basic school only a few cents of pocket money each day,Nike Shox NZ, once save for a few days, finally bought a bag of spiced seeds, whole class, when secretly knock, and seeds on the desk drawer full shell the.
saw at in level while the seeds shell and mercenary, so the seeds with the shell and into his jaws anew, consciousness luscious Well.
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can merely say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only flesh is eating savor. . The results of that an afternoon a cluster of students around the edge of my seat to eat the seeds I licked the shell twice. . . .
9. downstairs funeral team blowing
10. a.m. subway encounter a cattle people, subway, suddenly a man child's phone ringing,Nike Shox Turbo, all the tourists a: grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . Grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . Grandfather,Nike Shox, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . . I saw that the man took out his cell phone long phase of slow children,Nike Shox Torch, answer: Hey, Dad, nought. . . .
11. my junior lofty educate preceptor particularly ferocious, with 5 weekly classes will be lecture before going to school. Once, she adore to excitement Department, rightly said, I was fighting back and not around a few students laughed, had his head buried deep. I memorize a man lying on the table, biting his hand hard. . .
12. a masculine companion has been entangled girlfriends, to amplify relations with her. Excuse the audacity to inquire her all day call number. Girlfriends helpless, touched pocket, the fifth commemoration of the elderly at home final week, went to the second cemetery, happened to buy a packet of tissues, upon the crematorium call. Then contained the numbers differentiate their male colleagues.
quite confused the next day a man complained to everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? The response: what is sent prior to yesterday? Have been burned prior to yesterday's, today's not into the furnace.
13. roadhouse buddies strong tempest, a day that there are mosquito nets, engaged gripping for a long time did no catch, man sighed: several days did not hang mosquito nets, and finally the mosquitoes to starve to decease, we sweat ah ~~~~~ that this is no what namely right, many people worked.
day he found a fly flew into the nets actually,Nike Shox R6, told us: We said:
Stop seeing the novel when waving a flare, do not let the flies landing, the results of two hours, finally flies fly not extra. He went over to prodding flies, said: