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2. After banquet, the mother and daughter cleaning dishes together, father and son in the living chamber watching TV. Suddenly, the pantry came the sound of crashing plates, then quiet. Son looked by his father, said:
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- Do not mistakenly interpret other people's good aims, it would merely make himself into trouble, and make others ashamed.
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