Comedy Olympic Comments

Comedy Olympic remark ^ _ ^


official comment:

1, One person
today China has won four gold medals, one elated and smiling, in order not to affect people the mood to see the Olympics, the Chinese men's Olympic team decided to retreat more quickly ... and, I believe, no one wants to say bye to them!
2, Lu Jian
Our bottom line is this football game is not a disgrace, do not suck, but they have to break the bottom line!
3, sand Tong
Here we look at a strange game - Chinese soccer team.
4, Shang Ruihua
Our two strikers in the extravaganza of three games are very good. I even joked with them, so after today, tomorrow can lend to continue to play soccer.
5, a women's football girl
What can I say? Just can not compliment them play right?
6, Yan Shiduo and Xie Yalong
2002 World Cup, the Chinese team Jingtun nine egg, Yan Shiduo said: You won the esteem of people approximately the world
2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese team against Belgium, Xie Yalong said: I am in your body China hopes to see football


civilian Comments: (specialist in civil Yeah!!!)

1, punch flower

A, the Chinese soccer team tonight The goal: to stay in Beijing tonight to Brazil, will soon participate in the Paralympic Games held in Beijing.
B, Zheng biggest character is in the field, opponents played to a Zheng Zhi Hua.
C, very good mood last night, because the Orangemen lose narrated as hearty!

2, couplet lounge

A, Hua and consultant
adviser: a flat two negate total of 3 victorious 4 stops and five harmed 6 scrap challenge to mention seven hundred eighty-nine very bold
Hua: Ten shot nine were eight prejudiced scrape off six pass seven stops five lost four first-class half-hearted lofty Shangqie sordid

adviser: rough coarse rough spot Lulu flat cilia lose lose
Hua: paste confused Tu ordinary failure failure failure

mid-adviser: not allowed in the stadium could flee a small radio football funny funny
Hua: opponents before they kick the belly and kick crotch call foreigners beware beware

B, Li Yu. Poppy
of the Union: Chinese Men misery
second line: like a group of eunuchs on the brothel
scroll reads: No one on the radio
companion
Contact: ask how fret
second line Chinese men's soccer: believed to reserve a group of prostitutes brothel
scroll reads: forever shoot

3, noted aphorism

1. Live Life away from the national football
2. smoking is harmful to health,Nike Shox R3-R4 Combination, watching football noxious life
3. look for money to see Premiership football death
4. the appropriate use of digital TV can be forcible in preventing Orangemen
5 up and really play football is not a ailment pernicious
6. If the Chinese team can score, I concession,Nike Shox Norge! - Osama bin Laden
if the Chinese team can score, I'll stop nuclear weapons! - Ahmadinejad
if the Chinese team can score, I am on the reform and beginning up,Nike Shox Sko! - Kim
if the Chinese team can score, I'll demolish the sanctuary! - Junichiro Koizumi
if the Chinese team can score, drag the lamp When I considered the godfather! - Bush
if the Chinese team can score, I deemed in Buddhism! - If God
the Chinese team can score, I believe in God! - Buddha
if the Chinese team can score, I return! - Chen
if the Chinese team can score, I'll be resurrected - Arafat
if the Chinese team can score, we leave! - Chinese Football Association said final
if the Chinese team can score, I turn backwards,Nike Shox TL1! - If the Earth said
China is to score, I from the west! - Sun said China
If able to score on, I went to the feline when the maid of glory! - mice that
If China is able to score, I would once afresh burst! - The universe finally said
7. Angry teens said: Chinese football is a Chinese football,Nike Shox NZ, you are Chinese? Soccer is not like a traitor.
Elite said: only the Chinese football community have eligible to represent the dark side.
Wu Mao said: apparently we have exotic players against players with testicular feet.
soy Party, said: We recognize that football is more than the black soy sauce and soy sauce is indeed no national football putrid savor.
web special, said: According to industry sources, the Chinese soccer team in China's urban commando.

4, doggerel

national football status quo: the elementary old of fiction, the basic looks ugly, mind basic rust funny, basically at catching the repellent, passing by take a look by the basic, basic stopping by hand, amazing basically by a roar, and basically depend on defense embrace, tiny shot, shook frightened goalkeeper, goalkeeper nearly no hand, no worries approximately losing the basic, favor a bunch of mad dogs.


5, joke a basket

A, see a film
night, I am a male at home, closing the gate, closed the window, curtains. Turn on the TV to Taiwan transferred to CCTV-5 want to look at the Chinese soccer team. just saw 5 minutes. Then suddenly found door open and I immediately got up off the TV wondered. when friends door. like seeing my embarrassment, said: wow, you A movie looking at? I speedily did not even say.
he would rotate ashore the TV and saw the broadcast soccer. say: ah? you look Chinese football group in my face an immediate red ??????? achieved, now said: No, not, I was apt penetrate A piece !!!!!

B, team
A: I listened your brother play in the national team?
B: your brother was in the citizen team to play it! you and your home are in the citizen team play

C, God
a, entangling God
20xx years, an age man dying of that, trembling lip of his grandson, said:
21xx years, a dying old man knelt on the grave, could not assist but rupture into tears: Yeah! Eyes still wide with huge, double death it! !
grandson's decease to heaven, one day he met God, and God said: I can meet you one hope.
He said:
grandson said: Then I want the Chinese team World Cup qualifying. could get the World Cup, God said, 50 years later, South Korea shook his head: in this life to see it.
Japanese queried God while they could get the World Cup, God said, 100 years later, the Japanese shaking his head said: not to the next life.
Chinese man who asked God when they could get the World Cup, God cried, I do not see the

D, football vest, a man
violence die on the streets, wearing a football on his vest, the following fun to wear women's underwear, his face painted with heavy component...
relatives identify the body before the police in array to preserve the reputation of the deceased's last point, the Orangemen to his vest off the.

E, torture
police captain asked: The right of the left put a TV
river beings God will dead, get on the abnormal downstream dwellers, coastal factories proceed to variation, the residual pesticides, or biological aggression? linger tuned tonight river feet (same day you reported) 11 (Reuters): men's soccer team mate at the Beijing Olympics the Chinese team in the mate with Belgium, the Chinese team backward 2 goals in the case of persevering antagonists responded two red cards, can the Chinese team afterward the game was discovered namely two red cards and two goals is not a concept, they still lost the game. actors are very frustrated, have expressed the wish that FIFA changed the rules, the red card the same for the number of goals, FIFA This applying is not to utter. who declined to be appointed FIFA officials said: the Chinese team to apply VERY SBLITY.
vacation in Brazil's former World Footballer Ronaldo Chinese players that the player is exposed Belgium testicle, it is very shocked, that abdomen fat is not conscious of the two moving on quaking Ronaldo told reporters: I was lucky, I now have the ability to drench beauty, playing 3P, because 2002 group match opposition China, I do not carry also many balls. Before the game, numerous players said to me, Ronnie, if you want to get the World Cup Golden Boot, the Chinese team's game is the opener. But I did not hear to their advice, for the Chinese team before the 'spade legs Jazz' Zheng tackles the Cisse's leg, I do not want to have been such a misadventure, so I wisely chose to merely score a goal, It now appears that my decision was correct. causes to stay at Manchester United. Why do I stay at Manchester United? This is Sir Alex Ferguson's credit, he said to me, 'Chris, if you insist on a shake to Real Madrid, and I'll go to the Super League play, and not, as said before hanging your in the stands. 'Honestly, I actually terror that jazz will do this, you understand, jazz is said to do, he made the decision that no one can change. equitable want to make some of the power of the motherland, the Brazilian Olympic team can be the first period Olympic gold prize. However, if the price of doing so is to fall in the Chinese team, beneath the CHINESE KONG FU, I do not understand how to choice. I hope the advisers do not send me in game play that day, my testicles I have very deep sensibilities, I do not want to be disturbed by Zheng elbow my front teeth, they are a sign of my reputation. I am these days going with coaches to negotiate on the matter, but the present position is not optimistic. development, the emergence of iron crotch is unavoidable, principally when in the face of the Chinese team. Soccer phobia right hand pointing to the shade, said: , shoot do not shoot does not go into that! wag, awe-inspiring arrogance, said: br>
10 to 11 avail on the draw with New Zealand

tenacious and then nine of the 11's disadvantage

Although we lost to Belgium's Olympic team

is a vanquished team



no technology is not without passion



with no physical

not fighting

no goal

no confidence

not no soul power



We do not want to

will still regret, disappointment and complained

see them beating


9,Nike Shox R6, anthems Chuanchuanshao

A, Chinese Kung Fu
incipient music: huan

attack
not play very relaxed
keep his hands on his hips sideways


we have magic legs
North Nan Quan Zheng and Song and Wang
two masters move for
Olympics was magic

(RAP) elbow turn line, legs, sweeping people like Yunzhongyan a
football, tin not see it in exercising cheeky
, all within the train bastard gas
care of the pellet like Henry, our hearts have Great

(RAP) namely an ugly activity, shoulders to see a shot go
Chinese martial masterpieces know it
hands of kung fu is not deep, the foot is no match-fixing root
Shaolin Soccer raising the soul

head Xie Yalong, the British arm of Bear
many years to hone martial arts manner, the Olympic was magic
Olympic has sorcery!


B, Chinese soccer version of Hey hey hey ah trembling center, a more than a smelly ah)
that we left to go wow wow
kicking still with a hug
(hey hey hey also with hug ah, ninety minutes is not goals ah)
were fewer roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
catch the people lost children
Hey Yeah Yeah by Oh hey Oh hey
by children Yeah
were less roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
catch the people lost

C, br>
concert: Xie Yalong, Yin Tiesheng, Li Weifeng, Zheng Zhi, Tan Wang Song

Xie Yalong, etc.: often the goal to open my home to adjust World
Zhao Xuri laugh: one of the two is not surprising but also lose more from
Zheng / Tan Wang Song: two red cards make award please feel
Li Weifeng: Field practice field sleepwalking is only Niubi
entire football: Soccer welcomes you with moving your goal difference Points give you it does not matter all football is a blessing to welcome you meet the same amateur team can enable for
Yin Tiesheng: Meeting or variant has always been respectful
Qiu Shengjiong race: the same face can change the result never conquer you lose
Liu Zhen Li: My goal always open to get into a few as you
Lv Jianjun: After the combat there at the end you will adore
Tao: no matter the distance are the guests amuse feel
Zhou Haibin: progressive less do not worry about the next afford you
Dong: I lived with each fable
Xie Yalong Jiang Ning writing: do not know football vocation is not narrated to the first
Han Peng: Please do not come to tribunal are the guests uncommunicative
FengXiaoTing: Although it does not matter that no one extraordinary defensive football all you
: Welcome to football then wrong as you the strength of an epoch-making victory in football may also salute you to your goal feud even if the entire earth to give you bottom of the rankings